Another famous person thread
 

Celebrity who is totally out of your age group who you'd most like to get down and dirty with? The larger the age difference, the better. Please obey statutory rape laws. :)

For me, Katie Couric. She's almost as old as my parents, but dayumn! Heather Locklear moreso, although she's a few years younger.

Alan Rickman again. He's my dad's age...yet still oh-so-sexy...
A picture of him looking his age:
http://www.handbag.com/graphics/libr...rickman170.jpg

Sean Connery (and if he could make his entrance in a kilt I'd die on the spot).

http://members.fortunecity.com/noops...a_hall0001.jpg


Deidra Hall -- Marlena from Days of our Lives -- oh i would love to do dirty things to her

Bea Arther. Oops, that was larger age difference, not larger woman.

I'll change my answer to Cher. Even as old as I am, I'd still fit into the younger man category for her.

Alan Rickman and Sean Connery (agree with the kilt thing, but I'd take him naked too :lol: ) and Harrison Ford

can I have all 3 at the same time?

The Ohlsen twins. Both. At the same time. With a bottle of oil and a couple of collars with leashes and a paddle. They have been very naughty girls! The "age of consent" is 16 here in Australia, but they're 18, aren't they?

Hmm never thought about gettin down with the grannys but I suppose Diane Keaton would be okay or Jessica Lange...then ya got the ones who haven't aged like Locklear and Fairchild....I guess thats all I can think of for now.

Edit: Maybe Susan Sarandon and Lynda Carter, Bonnie Hunt is cute, so is Sally Field

Asta!!

debbie harry... she is a musician and famous... all i need to know...

Diane Lane.... i remember watching her in the movie "Outsiders" when i was in middle school.... :crazy: http://www.thebeerguys.com/Kahuna/DIANE_LANE.jpg

Huh.

I've seen a lot of these celeb threads as of late... I must be in the minority, because I could not care less about celebrities... I don't read about them, I don't think about them, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to fuck any of them.

Well Prince, the reason celebrities are good for these topics is they're the only population whom everyone either knows or can look up. If I say "yeah, this older woman I know is so hot and I'd totally bone her" then exactly zero people in the whole of the TFP could figure out who I'm talking about. This way it narrows it down to a commonly-shared group of long-distance "acquaintances" (acquainted in the sense that we know or can know who they are).

Cool. Didn't mean any disrespect, was just wondering about all the celeb threads I've been seeing recently.

Martha Stewart.

Hey now, don't get greedy girl...you gotta share!

well thats why I want them all at the same time.....it will take less time so some of ya'll can have them too :lol:

I have to say Richard Gere. Don't know what it is about that guy, but I would most definitely do him.

Alan Rickman, Gabrial Byrne or Jonathan Pyrce. :)

Damn. I just remembered. When I was in HS, I always wanted to do Pat Benatar. I have no reason to think I still wouldn't want to.

and here I was thinking until several weeks ago I had Alan Rickman to myself....damn I dont WANT to share him :lol:

psycho dad.....Man that was a blast from the past!!!

diane lane

I think everyone on my "list" is out of my age group :lol:

For this thread I'll go with...hmmmm....Don Henley. Or Harrison Ford. Rawr :D

/me gets herself in line for him .. :p


....Professor Snape :crazy:

reminds me of an older trent.


I'd do David Bowie as well.

and for even older - Leonard Cohen.

Oh man, I love the great old ladies of film. Sophia Loren is in her 70's and still a fox. I'd give Lynda Carter a stiff rodgering in a heartbeat. Ditto Carrie Fisher, Terri Garr, Pam Grier, and Racquel Welch. Gladys Knight and Tina Turner are also way up there on my hottie list. Also, Carol Cleveland of Monty Python Fame.

If I have to pick just one, I think I wold have to go with Carrie Fisher though.

It is understood that they will be professionally made up and erotically dressed, I hope.

Greedy, greedy woman! :lol:

As for the kilt thing, I said I'd like to see him make his entrance (preferably into my bedroom) in a kilt. I'd of course remove it after he said "good evening" in that lovely Scottish accent. :)

PS: Since you selected three, I'd like to add Viggo Mortenson and Alex Zanardi (racecar driver) to my list. :yumslurp:

I would say Kirstie Alley. She was good looking as Saavik in Star Trek II, and still good looking as Rebecca Howe in Cheers.

Hmmm...trouble being, most of the older "hotties", that you guys are mentioning, (Kirstie Alley, Carrie Fisher, Terri Garr, Heather Locklear...) are IN my age group. :( Therefore, I'd have to chose a "Golden Girl", or take the other route, and go younger. That gets tricky without going borderline creepy.

I am *younger than you might think*
I would gladly entertain:
Courtney Cox Arquette: 40
http://www.sexydesktop.co.uk/eq/cox261024x768.jpg
Sharan Stone: 46
http://www.sexydesktop.co.uk/st/stone101024x768.jpg
Darryl Hannah: 43
http://www.ispyceleb.com/darryl_hannah/02.jpg
Julianne Moore: 44
http://www.sexydesktop.co.uk/xj/moore31024x768.jpg
Demi Moore: 42
http://www.famousbabes.com/pics118/demi/demi061.jpg
Diane Lane: 39
http://www.safesearching.com/2k/asse...fetime_002.jpg
Meg Ryan: 43
http://www.sexydesktop.co.uk/wg/meg201024x768.jpg
Julia Roberts: 37
http://www.sexydesktop.co.uk/mr/roberts141024x768.jpg
Now for the real gems:
Sophia Loren: 70!
Ursula Andress: 68
Claudine Auger (a.k.a. 'Domino' from "Jmaes Bond: Thunderball"): 62
Raquel Welch: 64

BOR,
Christina Ricci is certainly of age, as is the Czech Czich from American Pie. I wouldn't call you creepy over those.

I'd have to go with Angelica Huston

maybe Jodie Foster. I think she might be gay though.

Bo Derek....oh she was fine in 10!

Although it's true that she's "of age", and is, by all accounts, hot...she was still born in 1980, the year I graduated high school. I still see little Wednesday Adams in her. Or the little chick from Casper. Yeah...a little creepy.

Meg Ryan?
Julia Roberts?
Demi Moore?

Jodie Foster?!?!
You guys are killin' me here!

Morgan Fairchild - hands down.

I don't find Martha Stewart remotely attractive but it would be cool to have porno-style sex with her.

Madonna. She's a hot momma for her age. :)

Aww comon! What about Sophia Loren, Ursula Andress, Claudine Auger, and Raquel Welch? They are up there and still freaking amazing!

Celebrity Sex Dreams
 

I just had one of the best dreams of my life, although it was a little weird. Im sitting on my knees in front of Paris Hilton who is lying on her back, kinda propped up on her elbows. We are both wearing a white t-shirt and white underpants. She asks me if i wanna play this sex game where we tease each other until we both cum all over ourselves. The next thing you know, my shirt is off and i got ejaculate all over my stomach and Paris Hilton is sitting there with wet spots on her nipples, and beleive me they were beaming. I guess "she got milk" if you couldnt figure that out. A pretty weird dream, but at least i have a vivid memory of me sitting next to Paris hilton with her nipples popping out.

while im at it, it was a few years back. there was a dream i had with me floating in a stream hugging Pamela Anderson from behind with my hands around her beautiful breasts. another memory that will be with me forever.

thats all the celeb dreams i got, but i actually had a dream about a little petite asian girl where i actually had insertion. Ive never had an insertion dream before that and none since then. I have a thing for asian girls, i cant explain it. Another great dream i will never forget.


so tell me what celeb dreams youve had, and if you ever had an insertion dream.

Actually I once sat in a Jacuzzi with Claudia Schiffer. Nude. That dream was such a cliche, I immediately woke up. I am not even a big fan of her...

I have sex dreams about celebrities every couple of weeks...I love it when Harrison Ford shows up to play. Sometimes he's older Harrison...sometimes he's Indiana Jones...yum.

My last celebrity sex dream featured Tim Daly (for those of you who watched Wings, he played Joe Hackett and he's got a new show called Eyes on ABC). That was very nice...being bent over a desk has a certain amount of appeal, you know.