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12-19-2004, 04:33 PM
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Another famous person thread
Celebrity who is totally out of your age group who you'd most like to get down and dirty with? The larger the age difference, the better. Please obey statutory rape laws.
 For me, Katie Couric. She's almost as old as my parents, but dayumn! Heather Locklear moreso, although she's a few years younger.
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12-19-2004, 07:45 PM
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I'll change my answer to Cher. Even as old as I am, I'd still fit into the younger man category for her.
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12-20-2004, 03:45 AM
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Alan Rickman and Sean Connery (agree with the kilt thing, but I'd take him naked too
 ) and Harrison Fordcan I have all 3 at the same time?
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12-20-2004, 03:56 AM
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The Ohlsen twins. Both. At the same time. With a bottle of oil and a couple of collars with leashes and a paddle. They have been very naughty girls! The "age of consent" is 16 here in Australia, but they're 18, aren't they?
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12-20-2004, 04:00 AM
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It's All About The Ass!!
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Hmm never thought about gettin down with the grannys but I suppose Diane Keaton would be okay or Jessica Lange...then ya got the ones who haven't aged like Locklear and Fairchild....I guess thats all I can think of for now.
Edit: Maybe Susan Sarandon and Lynda Carter, Bonnie Hunt is cute, so is Sally Field Asta!!
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12-20-2004, 06:37 AM
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Huh.
I've seen a lot of these celeb threads as of late... I must be in the minority, because I could not care less about celebrities... I don't read about them, I don't think about them, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to fuck any of them.
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12-20-2004, 11:10 AM
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Well Prince, the reason celebrities are good for these topics is they're the only population whom everyone either knows or can look up. If I say "yeah, this older woman I know is so hot and I'd totally bone her" then exactly zero people in the whole of the TFP could figure out who I'm talking about. This way it narrows it down to a commonly-shared group of long-distance "acquaintances" (acquainted in the sense that we know or can know who they are).
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12-20-2004, 11:33 AM
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Kick Ass Kunoichi
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12-20-2004, 11:36 AM
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Submit to me, you know you want to
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well thats why I want them all at the same time.....it will take less time so some of ya'll can have them too
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12-21-2004, 04:08 AM
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Submit to me, you know you want to
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and here I was thinking until several weeks ago I had Alan Rickman to myself....damn I dont WANT to share him
psycho dad.....Man that was a blast from the past!!!
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!! |
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12-27-2004, 03:43 PM
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She's Actual Size
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I think everyone on my "list" is out of my age group
For this thread I'll go with...hmmmm....Don Henley. Or Harrison Ford. Rawr 
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12-27-2004, 04:07 PM
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 ....Professor Snape  reminds me of an older trent. I'd do David Bowie as well. and for even older - Leonard Cohen.
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12-27-2004, 04:19 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
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Oh man, I love the great old ladies of film. Sophia Loren is in her 70's and still a fox. I'd give Lynda Carter a stiff rodgering in a heartbeat. Ditto Carrie Fisher, Terri Garr, Pam Grier, and Racquel Welch. Gladys Knight and Tina Turner are also way up there on my hottie list. Also, Carol Cleveland of Monty Python Fame.
If I have to pick just one, I think I wold have to go with Carrie Fisher though. It is understood that they will be professionally made up and erotically dressed, I hope.
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12-27-2004, 04:23 PM
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Greedy, greedy woman! As for the kilt thing, I said I'd like to see him make his entrance (preferably into my bedroom) in a kilt. I'd of course remove it after he said "good evening" in that lovely Scottish accent. PS: Since you selected three, I'd like to add Viggo Mortenson and Alex Zanardi (racecar driver) to my list. :yumslurp: |
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12-27-2004, 04:28 PM
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I would say Kirstie Alley. She was good looking as Saavik in Star Trek II, and still good looking as Rebecca Howe in Cheers.
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12-27-2004, 05:09 PM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
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Hmmm...trouble being, most of the older "hotties", that you guys are mentioning, (Kirstie Alley, Carrie Fisher, Terri Garr, Heather Locklear...) are IN my age group.
 Therefore, I'd have to chose a "Golden Girl", or take the other route, and go younger. That gets tricky without going borderline creepy.
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12-27-2004, 07:43 PM
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I am *younger than you might think*
I would gladly entertain: Courtney Cox Arquette: 40  Sharan Stone: 46  Darryl Hannah: 43  Julianne Moore: 44  Demi Moore: 42  Diane Lane: 39  Meg Ryan: 43  Julia Roberts: 37  Now for the real gems: Sophia Loren: 70! Ursula Andress: 68 Claudine Auger (a.k.a. 'Domino' from "Jmaes Bond: Thunderball"): 62 Raquel Welch: 64 Last edited by Willravel; 12-27-2004 at 08:09 PM.. Reason: Added pics for effect |
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12-28-2004, 05:25 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
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BOR,
Christina Ricci is certainly of age, as is the Czech Czich from American Pie. I wouldn't call you creepy over those.
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12-28-2004, 08:01 AM
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follower of the child's crusade?
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maybe Jodie Foster. I think she might be gay though.
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12-28-2004, 09:40 AM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
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Meg Ryan? Julia Roberts? Demi Moore? Jodie Foster?!?! You guys are killin' me here!
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. |
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12-28-2004, 11:28 PM
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... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
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04-14-2005, 11:13 PM
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Celebrity Sex Dreams
I just had one of the best dreams of my life, although it was a little weird. Im sitting on my knees in front of Paris Hilton who is lying on her back, kinda propped up on her elbows. We are both wearing a white t-shirt and white underpants. She asks me if i wanna play this sex game where we tease each other until we both cum all over ourselves. The next thing you know, my shirt is off and i got ejaculate all over my stomach and Paris Hilton is sitting there with wet spots on her nipples, and beleive me they were beaming. I guess "she got milk" if you couldnt figure that out. A pretty weird dream, but at least i have a vivid memory of me sitting next to Paris hilton with her nipples popping out.
while im at it, it was a few years back. there was a dream i had with me floating in a stream hugging Pamela Anderson from behind with my hands around her beautiful breasts. another memory that will be with me forever. thats all the celeb dreams i got, but i actually had a dream about a little petite asian girl where i actually had insertion. Ive never had an insertion dream before that and none since then. I have a thing for asian girls, i cant explain it. Another great dream i will never forget. so tell me what celeb dreams youve had, and if you ever had an insertion dream. |
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04-15-2005, 06:44 AM
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Kick Ass Kunoichi
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I have sex dreams about celebrities every couple of weeks...I love it when Harrison Ford shows up to play. Sometimes he's older Harrison...sometimes he's Indiana Jones...yum.
My last celebrity sex dream featured Tim Daly (for those of you who watched Wings, he played Joe Hackett and he's got a new show called Eyes on ABC). That was very nice...being bent over a desk has a certain amount of appeal, you know.
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