Once you've shot your load :)
 

hia folks,

just a quick question, just to see what people normally do.

Once you've ejaculated do your partners

a) dash off to the bathroom
b) reach for the kleenex and mop up on the spot
c) just leave it as it is.

Obviously, if you use condoms, this isn't much of a problem - so I guess the question goes out to those who are in longer term relationships. My SO reaches for the kleenex on the spot - but I think it kinda get's in the way of the closeness, although to be honest, if she dashed off to the bathroom, i'd probably be asleep by the time she came back... hehehehe... :D

Still use condoms, so it's off to the bathroom after a minute or two.

That aside, what the hell is it with women always claiming that men just roll over and go to sleep. EVERY girls I've been with has gotten all sleepy on me afterwards, whilst I'm the one still wide awake.
You too?

i grab a towel and wipe the load off whatever part of her body was hit.

My wife and I make the mad dash to the bathroom right after we're done. That shit's icky if you just let it sit.

I grab for the towel conveniently left by the side of the bed, and after a couple minutes she makes her way to the bathroom.

Wait.. what do you mean you forgot to get the towel? Shit, okay, hang on... *run to the bathroom cupboard* Oh, man, they're all dirty.... Shit, okay. Um.. Here's a kleenex! :thumbsup:

We still use condoms, but usually after those get the toss..its showertime!
and maybe something to eat :)

The Ex would always get up and make a dash to the bathroom, I guess that stuff just comes out sort of like when a girl pee's? I never asked about the whole anatomy concerning the "mad dash". It would kind of tick me off as I’m the cuddly type after sex, but I guess I can understand the issues involved :-)

I just wipe off when a towel or the boxers (which get sent right to the dirty laundry).

I make a mad dash to the bathroom, while I'm there I get a wet washcloth for him.

My girlfriend and I use the birth-control pill, so after I shoot my load she prefers to cuddle for at least five minutes before heading to the bathroom to clean up.

Cuddle, catch our breath, wipe with towel, shower off in the morning.

And as far as "I guess that stuff comes out when a girl pees," the vagina is not connected to the bladder, so it leaks out whenever a girl moves around - which could be that night, could be the next day. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

I usually just lay there for a bit, clean up with some kleenex and relax...

He gets up and goes to the bathroom first...then I get up when I'm able and go do my thing...we're well coordinated

It depends, if she moves right after, it usually drops onto me, since she enjoys being on top. Otherwise, she uses a kleenex.

I usually let it be for a little bit. Until I come down to earth again. Eventually I'll get up (to get him food, usually) and grab a towel or a t-shirt or something close at hand.

She runs off to the restroom im-fucking-mediately. Kinda aggravating. Of course, this applies only when we're at home. She's on that BC patch thingy, I don't know the name.

my wife rolls over to my side of the bed and makes sure the wet spot is on my side.... she got tired of always sleeping on the wet spot... we're to exhausted to get up and go to the bathroom :D

me and my hand just go straight to bed afterwards..

I thought there was an issue with possible urinary infection in the woman if they don't pee soon afterwards. Not so?

We keep a roll of paper towels by the side of the bed. I'll even plug the brand: Viva. They're really soft, and absorbent. The rolls are too expensive to use in the kitchen on a daily basis, but fine for keeping a roll stashed by the bed for post-coital cleanup.

-Mikey

Kind of off topic, but I just remembered something a coworker once told me about his masturbatory habits. He had this saying:

"It stays where it lays."

Roll around it for a while then fuck in the shower.

Always have to have a towel ready for cleanup. Then a few minutes later...off to the bathroom. Otherwise all I hear is how its continuing to drip down her legs as she goes to the bathroom.

Denim - as far as the Urinary tract infection goes, its best if both of you take a leak after just so nothing gets left in the tract to cause the infection. Its always best if you take a leak within 5-10 minutes of finishing.

She leaves it as it is. If anyone gets out of bed afterwards, it is me for a drink after all that "work".

Towel left by the side of bed (great idea, isn't it, ratbastid? :) ), a quick wipe of mine and hers and we're back to cuddling/whatever.

tissues or a towel, whatever is in my car.

...she swallows :thumbsup:

We each have a routine and it has become a well oiled operation :)

towel usually beside the bed. He usually pulls out because he knows that I hate to spend time in the bathroom dripping into the toilette, sometimes having to shower. Lots of times we go to bed horny, but dozing and dont get started until about 1 am or so, that's too late for me to be showering.

many times there's no towel, so he he finds his tshirt, or pjs and sops me up, and then he stumbles around the room looking for fresh pjs in the dark.

We tend to just reach for the box of kleenex and mop up on the spot. We've tried the go to the bathroom and shower thing before, but with us that tends to lead to more boinking afterwards, thus requiring another shower. Now it's along the lines of showering early the next afternoon once the festivities are over for a few hours.

Usually just in the bag, but if something else then a quick wipe is all she cares for usually. (the only bathroom is downstairs and often occupied as there are renters...ahh Russia)

off to the bathroom, mostly shower, but if its really late i just wipe off

Sounds like my wife =)
Oh yeah and it's best if it's a warm wet washcloth.

She gets out of the car and i drive away. Of course.

My wife and I take turns getting a warm towel, usually the first one to wake up does it.

I cum alot, so it's alot of kleenex for both of us.

Swallow and smile.

We use all the unmatched socks, there's plenty to go around! She doesn't usually run to the bathroom, just a quick clean up and she's good to go.

if we are finished for a few hours, typically we both go to the bathroom. if we just completed round 1, i keep baby wipes by the bed.

orgasms always make me have to pee....so heres another "mad" dash female, when Im done I get a warm wash rag and wash off....Im prone to bumbs on the insides of my thighs if I dont....rinse out the rag and make a dick burrito out of Dave to wash him off...

Im the only girl thats ever done that for him....I thought all girls did it...silly me

i think this is the first and only time i've ever heard of wrapping a man's penis in a towel being referred to as a "dick burrito", and I nearly died laughing these past 5 minutes. thank you so much. :)