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pig · 06-09-2005, 04:59 PM

Well, if you consider *total* experience, I'd have to say Laura Bush, in the oval office. Twins watching. Your husband invaded Iraq? Got all crazy with the War on Terror? I'm invading your mouth. Deal with that shit. I think I'd take a commemorative pen with me when I left. Maybe have her sign my boxers or something.

Without that sort of thing? Priscilla Presley. She sucked Elvis' dick? Good enough for me.

akito · 06-09-2005, 05:06 PM

I'm going with Jessica Alba on this one

Derwood · 06-12-2005, 05:38 AM

No mention of Jenny McCarthy?

kajagoogoo · 06-12-2005, 06:15 AM

jolie

or

smsguy · 06-12-2005, 07:16 AM

George W, then maybe our lovely Sec of State.

TM875 · 06-12-2005, 08:34 AM

Katie Holmes...she has the perfect mix of "innocent" girl along with the dirtiness that it would require.

Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, and now Katie Holmes...Tom Cruise is the luckiest motherfucker on the planet...

optik_nerve · 06-12-2005, 09:07 AM

Wow, after reading through all of these no mentions of Fairuza Balk?

She can have my vote, along with Angelina Jolie and/or Jamie Pressley.

amge · 06-12-2005, 10:02 PM

It has to be George Michael.

hrandani · 06-13-2005, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pigglet

Well, if you consider *total* experience, I'd have to say Laura Bush, in the oval office. Twins watching. Your husband invaded Iraq? Got all crazy with the War on Terror? I'm invading your mouth. Deal with that shit. I think I'd take a commemorative pen with me when I left. Maybe have her sign my boxers or something.

Man. That's it. We have a winner.

Seriously, I'd have to pick someone I don't have any respect for. Like Ashley Simpson.

Dizzet · 06-13-2005, 02:27 AM

Nathalie portman... And she has to have her star wars costume on...

every nerds dream

alinn · 06-14-2005, 10:19 AM

Gina Gershon hands down

BalloonKnots · 06-14-2005, 12:56 PM

Katherine Heigl...look at those lips

muckluck · 06-14-2005, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho Dad

While I wouldn't want the bitch in the same room with my pecker, I'd bet Courtney Love could suck start a Harley.

I fucking second this! Natalie Portman would be awesome to get head from, but she's too beautiful. I would be scared or just feel bad. Courtney Love is a person I have no respect for, so why not her?

ganon · 06-15-2005, 08:54 AM

man, right now I would settle for just about any celebrity chick. but if I could look down and see some gorgeous eyes looking back at me, with that knowing "i am sucking your cock, and enjoying it" look, it would have to be catherine bell from JAG. she puts me in the hurtlocker big time!

tres · 06-15-2005, 09:18 AM

You all make some very good points... but I'm going with keira Knightly and Natalie Portman... Damn they are smokin.....

Johnny Pyro · 07-03-2005, 05:35 AM

Uhmm.....Natalie Portman. I don't know. I got a thing for her.

bubonico · 07-03-2005, 06:08 AM

Angelina Jolie was definitely first to come to mind. Damn sexy lips.

I think Sheryll Crow looks like she could suck a damn good cock.

Anybody ever seen Heather from www.deapthroat.com? That chick can suck a dick.

Roark · 07-03-2005, 07:12 AM

Top three would have to be Angelina Jolie, Monica Bellalouchi, and Christina Aguleria

IC3 · 07-03-2005, 07:24 AM

I would be her puppet and she would be my master

cellophanedeity · 07-03-2005, 08:19 AM

I'm kind of frightened at how a lot of people in here want someone they have no respect for to give them head...

I'd like to recieve from Johnny Depp... I'm a fan of his in general, but I think he'd be great in bed... as long as you didn't mention any of his films to him, 'cause I'd be afraid he'd "become" whatever character he was in that movie. (Just like his interviews!)

I'd love to give to Natalie Portman... She looks sweet and delicate, but somehow strong. I'd love to taste....

iamabanana · 07-03-2005, 09:24 AM

Natalie Portman's got that wholesome girl next door look. Which means she's probably wild in the sack

Hardknock · 07-03-2005, 11:50 AM

I'd love to have J'lo suck my cock.

While slapping that ass!

Bob Biter · 07-03-2005, 10:18 PM

1- Rose McGowan! (I can't believe this is only the second vote for her!)
2- Elizah Dushku (Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - I can't believe this is the FIRST vote for her!)
3- Elizabeth Hurley (nothing like being serviced by a classy looking lady!)

gilbert- · 07-03-2005, 11:10 PM

The first one to come to mind was Angelina Jolie i must admit, the best lips i've ever seen! Next on the list would be Natalie Portman then Jessica Alba

analog · 07-04-2005, 12:06 AM

angelina jolie. i didn't know there could be another answer to this question?? lol

Ella · 07-04-2005, 12:20 AM

Jack Black from Tenacious D. I just know he would be fucking awesome in the sack.

Jackebear · 07-04-2005, 12:26 AM

After seeing Lucy Liu in the celebrity section in the Titty Board, I think she would give an awesome hummer.

iamabanana · 07-04-2005, 11:40 AM

I dunno, Billy Bob did say that having sex with Angelina was like "fucking a couch" whatever the hell that means.

joecool · 07-05-2005, 10:37 AM

OMG ..... Anna Nichole Smith. So white trash she would thank ME for the privilege, a big enough lush that it might happen to me and tits i could juggle the whole time, besides, after ward I would have the exact same respect for her as I do now...LOL

soccerchamp76 · 07-07-2005, 02:39 PM

Angelina has said she has been looking for someone that is able to "satisfy" her needs and that she is into a LOT of different stuff.
Jolie and Christina Aguilera would just be absolutey wonderful. They both are extremely hot and naughty!

imkeen · 07-07-2005, 04:40 PM

Tori Amos...ever seen one of her concerts? She practically gives the microphone head in every song...

seven7 · 07-08-2005, 12:42 PM

angelina jolie...no doubt

Bob Biter · 07-08-2005, 11:13 PM

Rose McGowan

Nirvana · 07-18-2005, 05:17 PM

angelina would...but i think shed kill me afterwards

06-09-2005, 04:59 PM	#81 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	Well, if you consider total experience, I'd have to say Laura Bush, in the oval office. Twins watching. Your husband invaded Iraq? Got all crazy with the War on Terror? I'm invading your mouth. Deal with that shit. I think I'd take a commemorative pen with me when I left. Maybe have her sign my boxers or something. Without that sort of thing? Priscilla Presley. She sucked Elvis' dick? Good enough for me. __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

06-12-2005, 05:38 AM	#83 (permalink)
Derwood Who You Crappin? Location: Everywhere and Nowhere	No mention of Jenny McCarthy? __________________ "You can't shoot a country until it becomes a democracy." - Willravel

06-12-2005, 08:34 AM	#86 (permalink)
TM875 Addict Location: Amish-land, PA	Katie Holmes...she has the perfect mix of "innocent" girl along with the dirtiness that it would require. Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, and now Katie Holmes...Tom Cruise is the luckiest motherfucker on the planet... __________________ "I've made only one mistake in my life. But I made it over and over and over. That was saying 'yes' when I meant 'no'. Forgive me."

06-13-2005, 02:27 AM	#90 (permalink)
Dizzet Psycho Location: Denmark	Nathalie portman... And she has to have her star wars costume on... every nerds dream __________________ I am a pretty little Girl

06-15-2005, 08:54 AM	#94 (permalink)
ganon Insane Location: in my head	man, right now I would settle for just about any celebrity chick. but if I could look down and see some gorgeous eyes looking back at me, with that knowing "i am sucking your cock, and enjoying it" look, it would have to be catherine bell from JAG. she puts me in the hurtlocker big time! __________________ "My give up, my give up." - Jar Jar Binks

06-09-2005, 05:06 PM	#82 (permalink)
akito Insane Location: Colorado	I'm going with Jessica Alba on this one

06-12-2005, 06:15 AM	#84 (permalink)
kajagoogoo Psycho	jolie or

06-12-2005, 07:16 AM	#85 (permalink)
smsguy Upright	George W, then maybe our lovely Sec of State.

06-12-2005, 09:07 AM	#87 (permalink)
optik_nerve Psycho Location: Florida	Wow, after reading through all of these no mentions of Fairuza Balk? She can have my vote, along with Angelina Jolie and/or Jamie Pressley.

06-12-2005, 10:02 PM	#88 (permalink)
amge Crazy	It has to be George Michael.

06-14-2005, 10:19 AM	#91 (permalink)
alinn Upright Location: Oakton, VA	Gina Gershon hands down

06-14-2005, 12:56 PM	#92 (permalink)
BalloonKnots Tilted	Katherine Heigl...look at those lips

06-15-2005, 09:18 AM	#95 (permalink)
tres Insane Location: Long Island, NY	You all make some very good points... but I'm going with keira Knightly and Natalie Portman... Damn they are smokin..... __________________ "Its better to be hated for who you are, then loved for what your not" --Van Zant "Tell me and I forget. Show me and I remember. Involve me and I learn."

07-03-2005, 05:35 AM	#96 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Uhmm.....Natalie Portman. I don't know. I got a thing for her. __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

07-03-2005, 06:08 AM	#97 (permalink)
bubonico Upright Location: Iraq :(	Angelina Jolie was definitely first to come to mind. Damn sexy lips. I think Sheryll Crow looks like she could suck a damn good cock. Anybody ever seen Heather from www.deapthroat.com? That chick can suck a dick. __________________ "People sleep peacably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf" -George Orwell Last edited by bubonico; 07-03-2005 at 06:11 AM..

07-03-2005, 07:12 AM	#98 (permalink)
Roark Insane	Top three would have to be Angelina Jolie, Monica Bellalouchi, and Christina Aguleria

07-03-2005, 07:24 AM	#99 (permalink)
IC3 Poison Location: Canada	I would be her puppet and she would be my master __________________ "To win any battle, you must fight as if you were already dead" -Musashi

07-03-2005, 08:19 AM	#100 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	I'm kind of frightened at how a lot of people in here want someone they have no respect for to give them head... I'd like to recieve from Johnny Depp... I'm a fan of his in general, but I think he'd be great in bed... as long as you didn't mention any of his films to him, 'cause I'd be afraid he'd "become" whatever character he was in that movie. (Just like his interviews!) I'd love to give to Natalie Portman... She looks sweet and delicate, but somehow strong. I'd love to taste....

07-03-2005, 09:24 AM	#101 (permalink)
iamabanana Upright Location: Behind you.	Natalie Portman's got that wholesome girl next door look. Which means she's probably wild in the sack

07-03-2005, 11:50 AM	#102 (permalink)
Hardknock Republican slayer Location: WA	I'd love to have J'lo suck my cock. While slapping that ass!

07-03-2005, 10:18 PM	#103 (permalink)
Bob Biter Non-smokers die everyday Location: Montreal	1- Rose McGowan! (I can't believe this is only the second vote for her!) 2- Elizah Dushku (Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - I can't believe this is the FIRST vote for her!) 3- Elizabeth Hurley (nothing like being serviced by a classy looking lady!) __________________ A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

07-03-2005, 11:10 PM	#104 (permalink)
gilbert- Tilted	The first one to come to mind was Angelina Jolie i must admit, the best lips i've ever seen! Next on the list would be Natalie Portman then Jessica Alba

07-04-2005, 12:06 AM	#105 (permalink)
analog Banned	angelina jolie. i didn't know there could be another answer to this question?? lol

07-04-2005, 12:20 AM	#106 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Jack Black from Tenacious D. I just know he would be fucking awesome in the sack. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

07-04-2005, 12:26 AM	#107 (permalink)
Jackebear Insane	After seeing Lucy Liu in the celebrity section in the Titty Board, I think she would give an awesome hummer. __________________ Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

07-04-2005, 11:40 AM	#108 (permalink)
iamabanana Upright Location: Behind you.	I dunno, Billy Bob did say that having sex with Angelina was like "fucking a couch" whatever the hell that means.

07-05-2005, 10:37 AM	#109 (permalink)
joecool Upright	OMG ..... Anna Nichole Smith. So white trash she would thank ME for the privilege, a big enough lush that it might happen to me and tits i could juggle the whole time, besides, after ward I would have the exact same respect for her as I do now...LOL

07-07-2005, 02:39 PM	#110 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	Angelina has said she has been looking for someone that is able to "satisfy" her needs and that she is into a LOT of different stuff. Jolie and Christina Aguilera would just be absolutey wonderful. They both are extremely hot and naughty! __________________ Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.

07-07-2005, 04:40 PM	#111 (permalink)
imkeen Insane	Tori Amos...ever seen one of her concerts? She practically gives the microphone head in every song...

07-08-2005, 12:42 PM	#112 (permalink)
seven7 Tilted Location: flatlands	angelina jolie...no doubt

07-08-2005, 11:13 PM	#113 (permalink)
Bob Biter Non-smokers die everyday Location: Montreal	I'll say it again... Rose McGowan __________________ A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

07-18-2005, 05:17 PM	#114 (permalink)
Nirvana Crazy	angelina would...but i think shed kill me afterwards