amire

The word "famous" in another thread title gave me the idea for this one. Has anyone here ever had sex with someone they'd consider famous? I've never had the opportunity, but, man, if someone like Monica Belucci or Sarah Michelle Gellar were to offer, I'd hit it in a moment...

nowthen

maybe they will read your elegant prose, and be seduced. i would stay by the phone if i was you. those offers cant be far away

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George Bernard Shaw

PDOUBLEOP

I did a girl that looked like Demi Moore....

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ShaniFaye

yes I have....but Im not into bragging about stuff like that so I'll just leave it at that

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monkeydriven

Yup, every night....

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ratbastid

Aaaa!!!!!

Before anyone else had posted on this thread, I typed and then didn't submit a post that went something like:

"Not me, but an interesting question might be: Who on TFP would you suspect HAS done somebody famous? My guess is that ShaniFaye has!"

Charlatan

Now that's comedy... I was thinking the *same* thing.

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ShaniFaye

are ya'll making fun of me?

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sbscout

no, we're simply jealous!

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vanblah

Does masturbation count?

lurkette

No, but I have a friend who's dating Peter Tork (the former Monkee). No fooling.

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pinkie

I asked J Mascis to marry me.

Gibson

I was next to Down town Town Julie Brown at a beach bar in Hawaii. She had a see thru top on. I put my best moves on her but went down in flames.

Charlatan

Never.

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Daoust

Oh man, you have to spill on this! I mean, how often does this kind of thing happen? I know this is childish but TELL! TELL! TELL! TELL!

On a sort of related topic, has anyone met any of the Survivor contestants from over the years? I think it would be really neat to talk to them. They are in a way sort of B Celebrities. I'd love to meet Julie or Rupert, even Johnny Fairplay. And I'd tap Erin (from Panama I think, really fake tits) in a second.

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pinkie

I made lunch for Andy Dick and Kennedy from MTV.

stonegrody

The girl I had my first kiss with (@ 14 yrs. old) is apparently some amateur porn star now. An old school friend told me about it but I have yet to find her. She must have changed her name.

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Bill O'Rights

Oh...you can not just lay that out there like that, and have a hope of leaving it alone. C'mon...spill!

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"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

fhqwhgads

I've been with a couple of "I'm gonna make it as an actor" types. Check back with me in five years or so and I'll let you know if they made it.

xxSquirtxx

Best answer.

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ratbastid

Quite the contrary, my dear! I'm always impressed and frequently inspired by the amazing stories you have to share.

You know we love you, gawgeous!

ShaniFaye

Ignore me...yesterday was a wierd mood day, I was being overly sensitive about everything


as to whom it was.....there are two....Stephen Pearcy (Ratt) and Jani Lane (Warrant)
Donnie Vie (Enuff Z'nuff) was close but I said no, I was much older when that opportunity came along and knew better....the other two were when I was younger and stupid.....

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Averett

I knew it would be somebody from a hair band! I know you love those guys

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ShaniFaye

yeah I was lucky enuff to have a really good friend back then (who in exchange for what he termed as the best bj anyone could ever get) would get me backstage/on the tour buses for any group that came to town....I've met just about all the 80's era bands...but Stephen Pearcy is/was God to me so he was a given....he sucked though hehehe BIG TIME. Jani Lane's sister actually lived here and I knew her so thats how I hooked up with him...he wasnt too shabby. They are all sluts though lol Im just very thankful I didnt catch anything.

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pinkie

I threw a necklace with a note attached to Ozzy. Ultimate Sin tour, I was 15.

Redlemon

There used to be a list, over on Metal Sludge, called "The Long and Short of It". Seems to be gone, I found a copy in the Google Cache. How accurate would this be?

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ShaniFaye

ahahahaha Donna's list I havent seen that in ages

Stephen was wasted (as was I) so I dont know that my performance was any better, but as I said he wasnt worth it, and the many times I met him after that all advances were shut down....Jani on the other hand....I really couldnt find anything to complain about, either time

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Catmandu

I screwed Kermit the Frog once. I had my hand up his butt, too.

doncalypso

If it ever happens I don't think I'd even be tempted to kiss & tell because I'd be the last link in a very long chain anyhow.

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gh0ti

Do dreams count?

Salma Hyak and I have great sex. :-)

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It seldom turns out the way it does in the song
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J-DaWg

I did a girl that looked like Sandra Bullock .. she looked so much like her we used to get stopped in the malls .. it was crazy!

high_way

ok although i hope it doesnt i think this will make me seem more nieve (sp) then i really am.

i just read through that and i was wondering... what is classed as average size cock?

im not worried because i cant change what i have got and i havent had any complaints and from i can tell im not an ass like some of those guys but yeah...


ok end of nieve (sp) spell now.

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almostaugust

Yeah, actually. An ex of mine is a presenter on a pretty popular aussie tv show. Sometimes i go to the website and see all this gushing fan mail to/about her, and think about posting something, but nobody would believe me.

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Lockjaw

Was it pearls?

lady

I hung out with Silas from Survivor Africa for a weekend (with some friends).

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Redlemon

This thread should tell you everything you need to know.

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Knoweffects

my friend jake threw a bundle of damp socks at paul olkenfold does that count? god that set was horrible..... olkenfold sucks

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Dwayne

I dated a girl who looked like Lohan for a week. I didnt get to see anything though. Does that count?

tuffrr

I thought everyone had been with Sami???

RogueHunter65

I have not. But a good friend of my moms is going out with Clint Eastwood. They meet in Boston when he was here shooting Mystic River. I have not meet him yet but they sent us a christmas card with a picture of them that said "Go ahead and make my day and have a merry christmas." I laughed for days. If I can find it ill scan it and post it here

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