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sweatheart, dearest, Lady, featherbrain (her SN is Ladyhawke) or damm woman. But it's all said with affection

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One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
~~David Letterman

Homey_V

I call her Love, Sweety, Honey and Wanton Sex Goddess.... Well, ok... Not the last one...

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adam

What do I call her? Sometimes "Pookie". Sometimes "Goddess".

derektor

always use first names first. occasionally, i'll shout out a random vegetable and expect her to answer to it.

Tracybrian

My teraicky #1 or tuyyey

*Nikki*

The funniest thing ever was one time when we were getting ready to have sex (no that's not the funny part). Sometimes he calls me "sexy thing" and this time he was a little over excited and the only part that came out was "thing". So here we are about to get it on and he is like "Come here ...thing" Needless to say we both died laughing and to this day we joke about it.

veruca

shmoo
a shortened form of the seinfeld..."shmoopy"

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How you turned my world, you precious thing
You starve and near exhaust me
Everything I've done, I've done for you
I move the stars for no one

Dawson70

I call her "Kitten" when I have been naughty or need to avoid punishment.....
or Babe
She calls me "woobie" from the movie Mr. Mom, the youngest sons blanket. He called it his woobie.

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Yippie Ki Ya...

RMMsGirl

He calls me Little Lady, youngen, baby. I call him Love, Babe, Booboo, bubba, etc....

ratbastid

Sweetie
Baby/Babe/Babydoll
Gorgeous
Sweet Girl
Beautiful

Zeraph

Swivel-hips

uniuniunium

I use that one too.

more often though its hon, babe, or love

radioguy

babe or baby

bparker805

bunny... short for snugglebunny

roderickpsu

We both call each other bugbear. It sounds cute, but a "bugbear" is defined as a pain in the ass...or a mythical creature that scares little children. We call each other that because I was helping her rewrite an admission essay for grad school, and using MS Word's synonym search we came upon that word and loved it so much that we now call each other bugbear incessantly.

bing bing

Hah! that made me laugh


As for me, i just call her miss, or dude.

relic

babe usually

dirty little slut (and variations upon said phrase up to and including cum, anal) during sex

Stick

The last one was Girl, Bubble (she thought she had a big arse) or Spirit. I was Stick. On Thursday an old girlfriend rang to say hello - we were together from 1979 to 1984 - she called me Stick most of the time and Penis when she wanted to fuck. She was Merd. A friends 4 year old tried to say her name - Merridy - and it came out as Merd.

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ominous adj.
Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.

pfb22

Katie bear, as in teddy bear only substituting her first name. She is big on stuffed animals

HiWayMan

I call her Goob, Goober, Poopyhead, Baby, Babe, Baby Maker, Cock Tease

She in turn calls me: Asshole, Goob, Goober, Dunderhead, Babe, Honey, Spunk Monkey, Snatch

It can be a f*cked up relationship sometimes.

sara2104

I call him "my sweetie"

Faygo

Hun kiddo kid yv and a bunch of other uncreative names.

sammy776

i mostly call her babe or dear

Sbudda

I ususally go with hon, honey, baby, babe, boo, beeker, beeyoch, and slut (she has a weird relationship with a cousin who she calls slut and whore all of the time - I just join in when I feel like it).

I'm usually called monkey, monkey-doodle or badger (thanks to the Wind in the Willows cartoon where the Badger sings his "I hate company" song - yes, I hate company).

Dingo2879

Monkey, cuz she is always climbing on me like a monkey!

blizzak

hun, m'lady, dear
she'll call me darling

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Arsenic7

I call her by her first name, sometimes babe, sometimes honey.

She's weird about it though. She insists that I call her by a pet name sometimes because apparently our relationship isn't good enough without pet names or a joint song or stuff like that.

Ug, at one point she tried to pressure me into picking a "special" pet name, I don't even remember what it was I picked because she stopped caring afterwards, (fortunately.)

She's crazy sometimes.

(And yes I still lover her :P )

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Francis

i call her puddin..

Captain Nemo

I call her dear, sar (short for Sarah) or wench

She calls me Smarm (short for smarmy)

livingitup101

Baby or Sweetie. Cute, eh? :-)

bigpappasmurf

sometimes i'll call her: honey bunny, sweet pea, hon, sweetie, stumpy, scoots, speedy, love, pookah, and babe. someone of them are just jokes

Uiberto

Slut muffin.

toxic515

Mamicita, or puta... mostly her first name, and no, we don't speak spanish MOST of the time around here, but it does happen on occasion... and the Puta is mostly a joke.. she'd kick me in the jimmy if I called her that during an argument or something.

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like a banana.

GraveTaker

i usually call her babe, sometimes i call her sweetcheeks, hun...that's about it

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fallenangel

been called (with some amount of regularity) "Darlin', Baby, Sweetie, a shortened version of my name with 'babe' added to it" (If you know my name please don't ever shorten it this particular way or i'll have to kick you in the shins)

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HalcyonDaze

I always hated generic pet names (I thought they infantalized her, too), but one day she insisted we choose pet names.

I first suggested "Slapshot" because her dad owns a hockey team. I would call her "Slappy" for short. She shot that one down.

Next, I suggested "Elvira, Mistress of the Night" (her name is not Elvira). She shot that one down too.

Getting absurd at this point, I said "We should have a pet name for our whole relationship. We could call it Wingding. You would be Wingy and I would be Dingy."

She said "Stop being dumb" and hit me. But to this day, she is Wingy and I am Dingy, to the near-exclusion of our real names.

World's King

Because she's now my ex... Fuckin' Cunt

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ibis

I've always liked "love".

Acetylene

He calls me by my name, or "hottie."

I like his name so I always use it, but occasionally attach "-love" or "-sweetie" to the end.

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countingsheep

i call him "uuber" haha babe, baby, his first name, and airhead.

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