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ICER 12-15-2004 02:16 PM

sweatheart, dearest, Lady, featherbrain (her SN is Ladyhawke) or damm woman. But it's all said with affection

Homey_V 12-15-2004 03:18 PM

I call her Love, Sweety, Honey and Wanton Sex Goddess.... Well, ok... Not the last one...

adam 12-15-2004 03:22 PM

What do I call her? Sometimes "Pookie". Sometimes "Goddess".

derektor 12-15-2004 03:31 PM

always use first names first. occasionally, i'll shout out a random vegetable and expect her to answer to it.

Tracybrian 12-15-2004 03:42 PM

My teraicky #1 or tuyyey

*Nikki* 12-15-2004 03:59 PM

The funniest thing ever was one time when we were getting ready to have sex (no that's not the funny part). Sometimes he calls me "sexy thing" and this time he was a little over excited and the only part that came out was "thing". So here we are about to get it on and he is like "Come here ...thing" Needless to say we both died laughing and to this day we joke about it.

veruca 12-15-2004 06:07 PM

shmoo
a shortened form of the seinfeld..."shmoopy"

Dawson70 12-15-2004 06:31 PM

I call her "Kitten" when I have been naughty or need to avoid punishment.....:)
or Babe
She calls me "woobie" from the movie Mr. Mom, the youngest sons blanket. He called it his woobie.

RMMsGirl 12-15-2004 07:06 PM

He calls me Little Lady, youngen, baby. I call him Love, Babe, Booboo, bubba, etc....

ratbastid 12-15-2004 09:32 PM

Sweetie
Baby/Babe/Babydoll
Gorgeous
Sweet Girl
Beautiful

Zeraph 12-16-2004 04:11 PM

Swivel-hips

uniuniunium 12-16-2004 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aurigus
Damn you. We often use honeybunches of oats and I thought we were the only weird ones who used it.

I use that one too.

more often though its hon, babe, or love

radioguy 12-16-2004 04:43 PM

babe or baby

bparker805 12-16-2004 04:45 PM

bunny... short for snugglebunny

roderickpsu 12-16-2004 04:48 PM

We both call each other bugbear. It sounds cute, but a "bugbear" is defined as a pain in the ass...or a mythical creature that scares little children. We call each other that because I was helping her rewrite an admission essay for grad school, and using MS Word's synonym search we came upon that word and loved it so much that we now call each other bugbear incessantly.

bing bing 12-17-2004 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeraph
Swivel-hips

Hah! that made me laugh


As for me, i just call her miss, or dude.

relic 12-17-2004 01:23 AM

babe usually

dirty little slut (and variations upon said phrase up to and including cum, anal) during sex

Stick 12-17-2004 02:25 AM

The last one was Girl, Bubble (she thought she had a big arse) or Spirit. I was Stick. On Thursday an old girlfriend rang to say hello - we were together from 1979 to 1984 - she called me Stick most of the time and Penis when she wanted to fuck. She was Merd. A friends 4 year old tried to say her name - Merridy - and it came out as Merd.

pfb22 12-17-2004 10:18 AM

Katie bear, as in teddy bear only substituting her first name. She is big on stuffed animals

HiWayMan 12-17-2004 11:43 AM

I call her Goob, Goober, Poopyhead, Baby, Babe, Baby Maker, Cock Tease

She in turn calls me: Asshole, Goob, Goober, Dunderhead, Babe, Honey, Spunk Monkey, Snatch

It can be a f*cked up relationship sometimes.

sara2104 12-26-2004 09:26 PM

I call him "my sweetie"

Faygo 12-26-2004 09:35 PM

Hun kiddo kid yv and a bunch of other uncreative names.

sammy776 12-26-2004 09:43 PM

i mostly call her babe or dear

Sbudda 12-27-2004 07:41 AM

I ususally go with hon, honey, baby, babe, boo, beeker, beeyoch, and slut (she has a weird relationship with a cousin who she calls slut and whore all of the time - I just join in when I feel like it).

I'm usually called monkey, monkey-doodle or badger (thanks to the Wind in the Willows cartoon where the Badger sings his "I hate company" song - yes, I hate company).

Dingo2879 12-27-2004 08:45 AM

Monkey, cuz she is always climbing on me like a monkey!

blizzak 12-27-2004 11:04 PM

hun, m'lady, dear
she'll call me darling

Arsenic7 12-27-2004 11:12 PM

I call her by her first name, sometimes babe, sometimes honey.

She's weird about it though. She insists that I call her by a pet name sometimes because apparently our relationship isn't good enough without pet names or a joint song or stuff like that.

Ug, at one point she tried to pressure me into picking a "special" pet name, I don't even remember what it was I picked because she stopped caring afterwards, (fortunately.)

She's crazy sometimes.

(And yes I still lover her :P )

Francis 12-28-2004 05:39 AM

i call her puddin..

Captain Nemo 12-28-2004 07:34 AM

I call her dear, sar (short for Sarah) or wench

She calls me Smarm (short for smarmy)

livingitup101 12-28-2004 09:27 AM

Baby or Sweetie. Cute, eh? :-)

bigpappasmurf 12-28-2004 08:12 PM

sometimes i'll call her: honey bunny, sweet pea, hon, sweetie, stumpy, scoots, speedy, love, pookah, and babe. someone of them are just jokes

Uiberto 12-28-2004 08:21 PM

Slut muffin.

toxic515 12-29-2004 05:40 PM

Mamicita, or puta... mostly her first name, and no, we don't speak spanish MOST of the time around here, but it does happen on occasion... and the Puta is mostly a joke.. she'd kick me in the jimmy if I called her that during an argument or something.

GraveTaker 12-29-2004 07:05 PM

i usually call her babe, sometimes i call her sweetcheeks, hun...that's about it

fallenangel 12-29-2004 07:58 PM

been called (with some amount of regularity) "Darlin', Baby, Sweetie, a shortened version of my name with 'babe' added to it" (If you know my name please don't ever shorten it this particular way or i'll have to kick you in the shins)

HalcyonDaze 12-30-2004 12:21 AM

I always hated generic pet names (I thought they infantalized her, too), but one day she insisted we choose pet names.

I first suggested "Slapshot" because her dad owns a hockey team. I would call her "Slappy" for short. She shot that one down.

Next, I suggested "Elvira, Mistress of the Night" (her name is not Elvira). She shot that one down too.

Getting absurd at this point, I said "We should have a pet name for our whole relationship. We could call it Wingding. You would be Wingy and I would be Dingy."

She said "Stop being dumb" and hit me. But to this day, she is Wingy and I am Dingy, to the near-exclusion of our real names.

World's King 12-30-2004 02:36 AM

Because she's now my ex... Fuckin' Cunt

ibis 01-01-2005 06:29 PM

I've always liked "love".

Acetylene 01-01-2005 07:07 PM

He calls me by my name, or "hottie."

I like his name so I always use it, but occasionally attach "-love" or "-sweetie" to the end.

countingsheep 01-02-2005 01:18 PM

i call him "uuber" haha babe, baby, his first name, and airhead.


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