Dr Rico

All but a few. I think. I mean...

Huskerdu.

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Hasta --> Rico


"Earth is an asylum for angels with amnesia" -- Emerson

Aladdin Sane

Mendy, Donna, Cathy (RIP), Barbara, on her period girl, Orphan girl, cowgirl, disco girl, biker girl, Annette, Lisa, Virginia, Boots, underage girl, Sharon, Punk girl, Stephanie Blond, Stefani Black, Twinkie, EJ, Ellen, Mariska, Petra, and 4 or 5 others I can't remember.

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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

ElwoodBlues

Try as I may to forget, yes, I remember the names of all the people i've had sex with

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I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut em up." -Mitch Hedberg, '68-'05

Bauer's the man.

RMMsGirl

Yeah, I remember all of their names.. even their last names.

Ananas

No, thank goodness.

Blackthorn

Yes I can remember all of them. I can't remember all that could have been ... but then I suppose that's why they are "could have been's".

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What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

Dano069

Yes, I've had a VERY boring love life. I remember both their names and I'm married to one of them now.

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I may look attentive, but I'm taking peeks down your blouse faster than the human eye can follow.

Guthumba

I remember all the first names but two...last names are a whole 'nother ballgame.

Wow...I'm having to think waaaay too hard to remember some of these girls...that's not a good sign, is it?

pfb22

no... not there were that many, but I am bad with names and a lot of it was a long time ago....

Lebell

If I'm not forced to give last names, then yes.

There are one or two that I just can't dredge up from the depths.

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"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis

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freeload

Yes, i know all of them, and even talk daily to both
(One is my wife, other is a playfriend of ours)

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The future ain't what it used to be.

radioguy

yes i can, there's only been 2

World's King

I got 10 out of 32.


Is that bad?

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heavy is the head that wears the crown

snowy

Yes. I tend to get into long-term sexual relationships versus short term. Makes remembering things easy.

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If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

aintyoboyfriend

I do well up until the my 23rd birthday, then some of them become part of the hazy drunken fog that my sex life has become.

Penndude

What happens if you never knew their name in the first place

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http://homepage.mac.com/penn42/iblog/index.html

DelayedReaction

0/0 is still 0, right?

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If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.

DEI37

Yes, I can. Kind of neat to be able to do that, too. Makes it more meaningful the next time I hold a conversation with them...or have sex, either way.

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Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

littlebighead

Yes, I remember all of them, but then again, the number is quite small.

Stick

Not a chance. Over the last 28 years there have been a lot of them and only a few whose names I remember. There was ...ahh and ...umm and ...that other one, you know, the redhead! With the big tits!

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ominous adj.
Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.

Homey_V

Yes, yes I do.

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You did what with a duck?

Wax_off

I don't think so. Maybe if I sat down and tried to make a chronalogical list, but why make the effort? There's little chance I'll see any of them again. (although I did see an ex of mine from a distance at the airport the other day, didn't say hi.)

noodles

to the next level: i can remember the first middle and last names of every girl i've kissed


its not because i have a good memory
/loser

MSD

Yes I can. Here's the list:

That is all.

LoganSnake

Yes, I can. There's only been one.

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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

godxzilla

I definately can.

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Mike

Boo

Not even 50%. That was all over 20 years ago. Names get fuzzier every year. Funny though, I remember the names of the ones that I SHOULD have nailed.

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Back button again, I must be getting old.

Ella

Absolutely not.

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"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

hiro-acid

To remember all the names I would have had to known them all in the first place..


Who ever said alcohol is the key to a sharp wit was .. hey, look, cookies!

/evil spelt backwards is live, and we all want to do that, don't we?

tropple

Hheh... Nope. But I was a sailor ;-)

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+++++++++++Boom!

Zerakule

Yes, blowjobs and sex.
There's only been 3 anyway.

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Good guys may always win, but it's the Bad guys that have all the fun.

Tophat665

All the first names. Some of the last names have evaporated in the 10 years I've been married and only absolutely had to remember a single first name.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

screamincheetah

Every first name, but I'm just now realizing that I can't think of that one rebound girl's last name. She was in my life for a very short period of time, not that makes it any better. So, yeah I can ..... for the most part. I've almost always been dating them, so it'd be bad to forget. I'm not a one night stand guy, so that's kept the number managable.

splck

Ah no... Although I can remember most of the encounters, the names of some of the more insignificant ones are long gone.

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nice line eh?

biznatch

same here...Thank god I remember my girlfriend's name, she's the only one.

Baron Opal

Yes, although its a small number.

Ineteresting exclusion criteria. I've never just had oral from a girl, once we get started it goes all the way. How common is that where two people just have oral sex?

qweds

ya, but 3 is pretty easy...

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slimshaydee

I've only just turned 20 a couple of months ago, and I can only remember the names of ex gf's, the current gf and 2 others. There's about 8 more who I can barely picture what they look like.

linkillin

Ahh yes, the Love list: Lefty and Righty....

Janey

yes: Steve, Richard, Sandy, Ellen, Mark. that's it. I'm married now.


topical:
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Deborah was a Catholic girl,
she held out to the bitter end.
Carla was a different type,
she's the one who put it in.
Mary was a black girl,
and I was afraid of a girl like that.
Susan painted pictures sitting down
like the Buddhists sat.

Reno was an aimless girl,
a geographic memory.
Cathy was a Jesus-freak,
she liked that kind of misery.
Vicky had this special way
of turning sex into a song.
Camella couldn't sing,
kept the beat and kept it strong.

Xylla was an archetype,
the voodoo queen the queen of rap.
Joan thought men were second best
to masturbating in the bath.
Sherri was a feminist,
she really had that gift of gab.
Kathleen's point of view was this:
take whatever you can grab.

Seattle was another girl
who left her mark upon the map.
Karen liked to tie me up,
and left me hanging by a strap.
Jeannie had this nightclub walk
that made grown men feel underage.
Mary Ellen who had a son
said "I must go," but finally stayed.

Gloria the last taboo
was shattered by her tongue one night.
Mimi brought the taboo back
and held it up before the light.
Marilyn who knew no shame,
was never ever satisfied.
Julie came and went so fast,
she didn't even say good-bye.

Well Rhonda had a house in Venice,
lived on brown rice and cocaine.
Patty had a house in Houston,
shot cough syrup in her veins.
Linda thought her life was empty,
filled it up with alcohol.
Katherine was much too pretty,
she didn't do that shit at all.

Uh-uh. Not Katherine.

Pauline thought that love was simple,
turn it on and turn it off.
Jean-Marie was complicated,
like some French film-maker's plot.
Gina was the perfect lady,
always kept her stockings straight.
Jackie was a rich punk-rocker,
silver spoon and a paper plate.

Sarah was a modern dancer,
lean pristine transparency.
Janet wrote bad poetry
in a crazy kind of urgency.
Tanya Turkish liked to fuck
while wearing leather biker boots.
Brenda's strange obsession
was for certain vegetables and fruits.

Roeena was an artist's daughter,
the deeper image shook her up.
Dee-dee's mother left her father,
took his money and his truck.
Debbie-Rae had no such problems,
perfect Norman Rockwell home.
Nina sixteen had a baby,
left her parents lived alone.
Bobbie joined a new-wave band,
and changed her name to Bobbie-sox.
Eloise who played guitar,
sang songs about whales and cops.
Terri didn't give a shit,
just a nihilist.
Ronnie was much more my style,
she wrote songs just like this.
Jezebel went forty days
drinking nothing but Perrier.
Dinah drove her Chevrolet
into the San Francisco bay.
Judy came from Ohio,
she's a Scientologist.
Pomerante here's a kiss,
I chose you to end this list.

Eighty-eight lines about forty-four women.


I love that song... the Nails.