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Dr Rico 12-14-2004 07:27 PM

All but a few. I think. I mean...

Huskerdu.

Aladdin Sane 12-14-2004 08:00 PM

Mendy, Donna, Cathy (RIP), Barbara, on her period girl, Orphan girl, cowgirl, disco girl, biker girl, Annette, Lisa, Virginia, Boots, underage girl, Sharon, Punk girl, Stephanie Blond, Stefani Black, Twinkie, EJ, Ellen, Mariska, Petra, and 4 or 5 others I can't remember.

ElwoodBlues 12-14-2004 08:03 PM

Try as I may to forget, yes, I remember the names of all the people i've had sex with

RMMsGirl 12-14-2004 08:16 PM

Yeah, I remember all of their names.. even their last names.

Ananas 12-14-2004 09:00 PM

No, thank goodness.

Blackthorn 12-14-2004 09:08 PM

Yes I can remember all of them. I can't remember all that could have been ... but then I suppose that's why they are "could have been's". :D

Dano069 12-15-2004 09:37 AM

Yes, I've had a VERY boring love life. I remember both their names and I'm married to one of them now.

Guthumba 12-15-2004 10:15 AM

I remember all the first names but two...last names are a whole 'nother ballgame.

Wow...I'm having to think waaaay too hard to remember some of these girls...that's not a good sign, is it? :p

pfb22 12-17-2004 10:32 AM

no... not there were that many, but I am bad with names and a lot of it was a long time ago....

Lebell 12-17-2004 11:55 AM

If I'm not forced to give last names, then yes.

There are one or two that I just can't dredge up from the depths.

freeload 12-17-2004 02:01 PM

Yes, i know all of them, and even talk daily to both :)
(One is my wife, other is a playfriend of ours)

radioguy 12-17-2004 02:14 PM

yes i can, there's only been 2

World's King 12-17-2004 02:16 PM

I got 10 out of 32.


Is that bad?

snowy 12-17-2004 03:01 PM

Yes. I tend to get into long-term sexual relationships versus short term. Makes remembering things easy.

aintyoboyfriend 12-17-2004 03:09 PM

I do well up until the my 23rd birthday, then some of them become part of the hazy drunken fog that my sex life has become.:)

Penndude 12-17-2004 04:50 PM

What happens if you never knew their name in the first place ;)

DelayedReaction 12-17-2004 06:56 PM

0/0 is still 0, right?

DEI37 12-17-2004 07:12 PM

Yes, I can. Kind of neat to be able to do that, too. Makes it more meaningful the next time I hold a conversation with them...or have sex, either way.

littlebighead 12-18-2004 03:23 AM

Yes, I remember all of them, but then again, the number is quite small.

Stick 12-18-2004 05:25 AM

Not a chance. Over the last 28 years there have been a lot of them and only a few whose names I remember. There was ...ahh and ...umm and ...that other one, you know, the redhead! With the big tits!

Homey_V 12-18-2004 06:45 AM

Yes, yes I do.

Wax_off 12-18-2004 09:24 PM

I don't think so. Maybe if I sat down and tried to make a chronalogical list, but why make the effort? There's little chance I'll see any of them again. (although I did see an ex of mine from a distance at the airport the other day, didn't say hi.)

noodles 12-18-2004 10:02 PM

to the next level: i can remember the first middle and last names of every girl i've kissed


its not because i have a good memory
/loser

MSD 12-18-2004 10:47 PM

Yes I can. Here's the list:

That is all.

LoganSnake 12-18-2004 11:11 PM

Yes, I can. There's only been one. :|

godxzilla 12-18-2004 11:16 PM

I definately can.

Boo 12-18-2004 11:22 PM

Not even 50%. That was all over 20 years ago. Names get fuzzier every year. Funny though, I remember the names of the ones that I SHOULD have nailed.

Ella 12-19-2004 02:44 AM

Absolutely not.

hiro-acid 12-19-2004 06:28 AM

To remember all the names I would have had to known them all in the first place..


Who ever said alcohol is the key to a sharp wit was .. hey, look, cookies!

/evil spelt backwards is live, and we all want to do that, don't we?

tropple 12-19-2004 08:16 AM

Hheh... Nope. But I was a sailor ;-)

Zerakule 12-19-2004 03:20 PM

Yes, blowjobs and sex.
There's only been 3 anyway.

Tophat665 12-19-2004 05:07 PM

All the first names. Some of the last names have evaporated in the 10 years I've been married and only absolutely had to remember a single first name.

screamincheetah 12-19-2004 07:03 PM

Every first name, but I'm just now realizing that I can't think of that one rebound girl's last name. She was in my life for a very short period of time, not that makes it any better. So, yeah I can ..... for the most part. I've almost always been dating them, so it'd be bad to forget. I'm not a one night stand guy, so that's kept the number managable.

splck 12-19-2004 07:26 PM

Ah no... Although I can remember most of the encounters, the names of some of the more insignificant ones are long gone.

biznatch 12-19-2004 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lukethebandgeek
Yeah, I know all one of them.

same here...Thank god I remember my girlfriend's name, she's the only one.

Baron Opal 12-22-2004 02:57 AM

Yes, although its a small number.

Ineteresting exclusion criteria. I've never just had oral from a girl, once we get started it goes all the way. How common is that where two people just have oral sex?

qweds 12-22-2004 03:08 AM

ya, but 3 is pretty easy...

slimshaydee 12-22-2004 03:52 AM

I've only just turned 20 a couple of months ago, and I can only remember the names of ex gf's, the current gf and 2 others. There's about 8 more who I can barely picture what they look like.

linkillin 12-22-2004 11:31 PM

Ahh yes, the Love list: Lefty and Righty....

Janey 12-23-2004 09:26 AM

yes: Steve, Richard, Sandy, Ellen, Mark. that's it. I'm married now.


topical:
~~~~~~~~~
Deborah was a Catholic girl,
she held out to the bitter end.
Carla was a different type,
she's the one who put it in.
Mary was a black girl,
and I was afraid of a girl like that.
Susan painted pictures sitting down
like the Buddhists sat.

Reno was an aimless girl,
a geographic memory.
Cathy was a Jesus-freak,
she liked that kind of misery.
Vicky had this special way
of turning sex into a song.
Camella couldn't sing,
kept the beat and kept it strong.

Xylla was an archetype,
the voodoo queen the queen of rap.
Joan thought men were second best
to masturbating in the bath.
Sherri was a feminist,
she really had that gift of gab.
Kathleen's point of view was this:
take whatever you can grab.

Seattle was another girl
who left her mark upon the map.
Karen liked to tie me up,
and left me hanging by a strap.
Jeannie had this nightclub walk
that made grown men feel underage.
Mary Ellen who had a son
said "I must go," but finally stayed.

Gloria the last taboo
was shattered by her tongue one night.
Mimi brought the taboo back
and held it up before the light.
Marilyn who knew no shame,
was never ever satisfied.
Julie came and went so fast,
she didn't even say good-bye.

Well Rhonda had a house in Venice,
lived on brown rice and cocaine.
Patty had a house in Houston,
shot cough syrup in her veins.
Linda thought her life was empty,
filled it up with alcohol.
Katherine was much too pretty,
she didn't do that shit at all.

Uh-uh. Not Katherine.

Pauline thought that love was simple,
turn it on and turn it off.
Jean-Marie was complicated,
like some French film-maker's plot.
Gina was the perfect lady,
always kept her stockings straight.
Jackie was a rich punk-rocker,
silver spoon and a paper plate.

Sarah was a modern dancer,
lean pristine transparency.
Janet wrote bad poetry
in a crazy kind of urgency.
Tanya Turkish liked to fuck
while wearing leather biker boots.
Brenda's strange obsession
was for certain vegetables and fruits.

Roeena was an artist's daughter,
the deeper image shook her up.
Dee-dee's mother left her father,
took his money and his truck.
Debbie-Rae had no such problems,
perfect Norman Rockwell home.
Nina sixteen had a baby,
left her parents lived alone.
Bobbie joined a new-wave band,
and changed her name to Bobbie-sox.
Eloise who played guitar,
sang songs about whales and cops.
Terri didn't give a shit,
just a nihilist.
Ronnie was much more my style,
she wrote songs just like this.
Jezebel went forty days
drinking nothing but Perrier.
Dinah drove her Chevrolet
into the San Francisco bay.
Judy came from Ohio,
she's a Scientologist.
Pomerante here's a kiss,
I chose you to end this list.

Eighty-eight lines about forty-four women.


I love that song... the Nails.


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