Strange things you've put into your...
 

I saw the thread about what guys have stuck them selves into and it kind of made me wonder the same thing about you girls. I've heard of women using cucumbers and I think everyone has seen some random internet picture of a girl with a beer bottle. But what is the weirdest thing you girls have ever used to get off?

One of my female friends from high school said she used a popsicle one time. I don't know what flavor it was though.

My girlfriend told me that I'm the weirdest thing she's had in her.
;)

I had a woman tell me one time that she loved to use a frozen banana. :eek:

I've used a popsicle on my wife.

The cold, mixed with the stimulation.....well, she was screaming in record time LOL

And the flavours afterwards were....unique ;)

i've seen a picture of a girl who put a small sunny delight bottle in herself and then took the top off and poured it into the glass..

Anyone see that video where the guy get's his head in there?

She practices on footballs. (American footballs.)

wtf?! Oh my goodness...

Yeah, I remember that video. The weird thing is, she isn't a big girl, she's pretty skinny. And her lips; jesus they were huge.

Back on topic, my girlfriend said she used to fit 3 D batteries in herself. I'd say that's skill.

Without the vibrator? Somehow I don't think that'd be as effective...

i always thought that head thing was fake

i've seen a video like that.... but it's not real... she has a skirt on, and it's a fake pussy/legs... the guy says "okay, here i go, it's going to be tight.. then he sticks his head in and she moans...

The next best thing I've seen would be either a 1-litre bottle or about 6 inches of a Louisville Slugger.

what about a champagne bottle with champagne flying everywhere!?!?!? It was crazy. But then I also saw a champagne enema on another video, wasn't nearly as awesome, it was pretty gross actually. Are there any girls that actually enjoy fisting?

I've seen a video where a guy sticks a freshly opened champagne bottle into a woman whose suspended in a harness, he starts shoving it in and out really fast to shake it up and the champagne comes shooting out around the bottle.

I've also seen various inflatable dildos used, carrots, baseball bat, soda cans, nerf footballs(full-sized), bananas, ping-pong balls, I've seen girls use their genitals to shoot dart guns, and smoke cigarettes.

It's definitly a fake video, it's not even a question of if her vagina could fit his head, her pelvis would have to be broken in several places to allow a full grown human skull to pass through. Plus the lower part of her body looks obviously fake.

...what about child birth...that thing can open up pretty fucking big.

i have used chocolate (after it has been in the freezer) and ice on my ex girlfriend. havent used an ice-pole yet but do want to with my next partner. that and get a glass dildo and heat it up, those ball thingies, gummi bears... and the list could go on.

The body has mechanisms inplace to aid in that process. Getting those things to work for someone to stick their head up there on the other hand... I'll go with those who called fake.

A couple of reasons for that are:
-most babies have much smaller heads than most adults
-the skulls of babies are soft, and in multiple plates so that the head can squish a little in order to get out

Point Taken.

I guess the strangest thing I ever put in there had to be a wedding ring. I put it in a rubber glove first.

Yeah that video is amazing. amazing as in why the fuck would you do it? makes you wonder what kind of infections she could get from all that fizzy sticky fermented booze

Spit, pee, bottles, butt-plugs, dildos, whipped cream....

something about whipped cream and chocolate syrup just drive me crazy!!!

Saw a video once where she sat on a bowling pin. Ouch.

May I ask why? I'm rather curious now. :)

Guys...all this video shit is lame.

Damn, I need to be more adventurous! Tongues, dicks, fingers and dildo's are the only things I have ever shoved up there. Anything else just seems un-hygenic. I prefer grinding on things to get off. No need to even get naked for that, much less find a handy cucumber!

The only reason - to smuggle it out of somewhere. :)

Um, Nancy. With the shortest post in this thread, you have managed to turn my mind into a crazy spinning mass. You are perhaps the most intriguing person on this forum. You rock.

By the way, has anyone seen those x-rays that are supposed to be of people who have shoved stuff in, either vaginally or anally, then couldn't get them out again? Are any of them true? the ones I remember are a Barbie Doll, a light bulb, a screwdriver (handle in last!), a wrist watch (anal fisting, geez who does that!), and some other stuff I can't remember.

Anyway, that's a bit of a tangent I know, but I have self-diagnosed ADD, along with mild OCD, with a touch of MSG for flavour.

Peace,

Pierre

Ah, I see. Thanks. :thumbsup:

i'm not even sure i want to know why you were smuggling that... lol



i know someone did something similar but with money, she wasn't wearing pockets soo i guess that was the next best place

Thanks! :crazy:

... and of course tongues, dicks, fingers, fingers and a dick simultaneously, rubber gloves...

Don't! Stop! Don't stop, don't stop...

Peace,

Pierre

Had a girlfriend who wanted me to tie her up and blindfold her, then insert various things in her pussy. If she could guess what they were she'd get one of her hands untied and she could get herself off with it. Corn, carrots, cucumbers, phones, bottles and so on...

I am a man, and here is a partial list of things I've put in vaginas: cucumbers, wine bottle, the mortar from a mortar and pedistal, plums, bananas, brush handle, shampoo bottle, dick, tongue, big toe, fingers, nose, tried fist but never made it, and a partridge in a pair tree.

dick.. dicks.. fingers.. thumbs.. fist.. shampoo bottles.. beer bottles.. cucumber.. dildos.. tee-ball bat... brush handle.. popsicles...golf balls..ummm could go on but thats enuff dirt for the public to know about me

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lol... yea i think we could have some fun.. im always up for a good time

Damn, reading about what Nancy and Jillian said has definately... arroused my "interest".

stick a head in? wah!

Prison perhaps? Somehow this reminded me of Pulp Fiction:

"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright... So he hid it
in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he
wore this watch up his ass."

now now, what do you know. i have yet to find another girl who has expressed the same thing. ive been masturbating long before i knew what masturbating was, but thats how i had always done it until i figured out something could be put in there.. but still, thats the way that gets me off for sure, rather than maybe.

Agreed :thumbsup:

Can't beleive nobody's mentioned this....

This one time at band camp......... :D

Pee? Really?? Why??? May I ask and what made you want to do that??

I dunno, i'd be skeptical of those x-rays. In order for something to get truly lost in a vagina it'd have to go through the cervix which normally can only fit very small objects, however it does stretch during childbirth so there is still a possibility.

I apologise in advance if this post dosent make sense, i just had 2 exams and im pretty tired.

Strange things you've put in your vagina!
 

Alright, after spending ten minutes laughing hysterically, i got the idea to start a similiar thread but for us ladies to make everyone laugh! So lets hear them!

For me -
A sharpie, ice, Ben Wa balls (not that those are unusual)

well, my list is boring, but my roommate asked me to add her stuff!

- a cucumber, cylindrilical spongy thing, a plastic easter egg, a highlighter, ice

There is already a thread about that... it just needs to be resurrected. :)

gosh . . . a plethora of sex toys . . . a cumcumber and many other loverly things :) :D good times, good times . . . :)

I must remember to invite you the next time I have a party ;) :thumbsup:

Definitely you need to come to my next party. :D

*sigh* I may be in love.

It has occurred to me that really strange things trigger that response in me ;)

Hmm...nothing too weird, I think...ice, vibe, knife HANDLE, fingers, ben wa balls...

um.......................?

Penises, fingers, and vibrators. I'd be too scared of an infection to put anything else in there.
Imagine my horror when my drunk boyfriend suggested using a wiener as a dildo one night. After I flipped out on him & the poor guys balls hibernated deep in his abdomen, any chances of him getting laid that night went "poof".

hmm the strangest thing... well there was this guy once he had this ...... oh never mind.. hehehe. Well been there with the vegetables, ice, balls, but nothing compares to something that seems a long time ago and a galaxy far far away.. I was younger and into different things. I was drunk of course which helped. I was playing with a guy and i was tied on the bed and he had his friend there, hey it was cool two guys wooohoo, but it got twisted when he brought his monkey, a chimp there.. So i have to say that was the strangest thing ever had in me.

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I spent the last few minutes reading the replies to this thread, very funny stuff.

Nothing too outrageous over here... just a penis and some fingers. Although after my boyfriend read about an encounter with a spoon, he tried that on me as well. Good stuff! :thumbsup:

Did someone just say they had a chimp inside them? That one definitely needs elaboration.

Oo Oo! I see my roommate!

lol I like that one! :)

Well...actually I wasn't talking about actually seeing her. I see her post on the thread...hehe...

I may have broken her in with a Frozen Banana. I did it to this one woman I was messing with and I thought she was never gonna call again. Like 2 days later she called and was going off about how much she loved it and had never tried it before. Score +1 for the banana

no i haven't ... Link???


anyways: necessity is the mother of invention:


take 5 chopsticks, hopefully the plastic kind, put elastic bands around them, and hold them between your palms. slid them in, and roll your hands. presto, an amazing sensation.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ty mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I saw a video involving a traffic cone once.

heh. Is this a chopsticks thing?

Jail, actually. :)

Because I've always wanted to try things (except kids and animals) at least once before I write off the idea entirely. You never know what might turn you on.

Like anal sex for example. I never thought that I'd find anal sex agreeable but after giving it a shot it has now become one of my favourite sexual activities.

Like I said: you never know :)

Really? How come?

Some things sound a lot more clever before you actually say them. It just seems like you'd be a fun person.