gh0ti

I saw the thread about what guys have stuck them selves into and it kind of made me wonder the same thing about you girls. I've heard of women using cucumbers and I think everyone has seen some random internet picture of a girl with a beer bottle. But what is the weirdest thing you girls have ever used to get off?

present_future

One of my female friends from high school said she used a popsicle one time. I don't know what flavor it was though.

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WillyPete

My girlfriend told me that I'm the weirdest thing she's had in her.

Blackthorn

I had a woman tell me one time that she loved to use a frozen banana.

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Samalie

I've used a popsicle on my wife.

The cold, mixed with the stimulation.....well, she was screaming in record time LOL

And the flavours afterwards were....unique

AquaFox

i've seen a picture of a girl who put a small sunny delight bottle in herself and then took the top off and poured it into the glass..

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WillyPete

Anyone see that video where the guy get's his head in there?

She practices on footballs. (American footballs.)

Coppertop

wtf?! Oh my goodness...

sheaux_down

Yeah, I remember that video. The weird thing is, she isn't a big girl, she's pretty skinny. And her lips; jesus they were huge.

Back on topic, my girlfriend said she used to fit 3 D batteries in herself. I'd say that's skill.

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Coppertop

Without the vibrator? Somehow I don't think that'd be as effective...

Knoweffects

i always thought that head thing was fake

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AquaFox

i've seen a video like that.... but it's not real... she has a skirt on, and it's a fake pussy/legs... the guy says "okay, here i go, it's going to be tight.. then he sticks his head in and she moans...

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sheaux_down

The next best thing I've seen would be either a 1-litre bottle or about 6 inches of a Louisville Slugger.

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funkeodor

what about a champagne bottle with champagne flying everywhere!?!?!? It was crazy. But then I also saw a champagne enema on another video, wasn't nearly as awesome, it was pretty gross actually. Are there any girls that actually enjoy fisting?

MageB420666

I've seen a video where a guy sticks a freshly opened champagne bottle into a woman whose suspended in a harness, he starts shoving it in and out really fast to shake it up and the champagne comes shooting out around the bottle.

I've also seen various inflatable dildos used, carrots, baseball bat, soda cans, nerf footballs(full-sized), bananas, ping-pong balls, I've seen girls use their genitals to shoot dart guns, and smoke cigarettes.

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MageB420666

It's definitly a fake video, it's not even a question of if her vagina could fit his head, her pelvis would have to be broken in several places to allow a full grown human skull to pass through. Plus the lower part of her body looks obviously fake.

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sheaux_down

...what about child birth...that thing can open up pretty fucking big.

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high_way

i have used chocolate (after it has been in the freezer) and ice on my ex girlfriend. havent used an ice-pole yet but do want to with my next partner. that and get a glass dildo and heat it up, those ball thingies, gummi bears... and the list could go on.

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Psycho Dad

The body has mechanisms inplace to aid in that process. Getting those things to work for someone to stick their head up there on the other hand... I'll go with those who called fake.

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Suave

A couple of reasons for that are:
-most babies have much smaller heads than most adults
-the skulls of babies are soft, and in multiple plates so that the head can squish a little in order to get out

sheaux_down

Point Taken.

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Squishor

I guess the strangest thing I ever put in there had to be a wedding ring. I put it in a rubber glove first.

paulskinback

Yeah that video is amazing. amazing as in why the fuck would you do it? makes you wonder what kind of infections she could get from all that fizzy sticky fermented booze

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Nancy

Spit, pee, bottles, butt-plugs, dildos, whipped cream....

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gh0ti

something about whipped cream and chocolate syrup just drive me crazy!!!

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Coppertop

Saw a video once where she sat on a bowling pin. Ouch.

xxSquirtxx

May I ask why? I'm rather curious now.

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Arsenic7

Guys...all this video shit is lame.

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Redgirl

Damn, I need to be more adventurous! Tongues, dicks, fingers and dildo's are the only things I have ever shoved up there. Anything else just seems un-hygenic. I prefer grinding on things to get off. No need to even get naked for that, much less find a handy cucumber!

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Squishor

The only reason - to smuggle it out of somewhere.

vox_rox

Um, Nancy. With the shortest post in this thread, you have managed to turn my mind into a crazy spinning mass. You are perhaps the most intriguing person on this forum. You rock.

By the way, has anyone seen those x-rays that are supposed to be of people who have shoved stuff in, either vaginally or anally, then couldn't get them out again? Are any of them true? the ones I remember are a Barbie Doll, a light bulb, a screwdriver (handle in last!), a wrist watch (anal fisting, geez who does that!), and some other stuff I can't remember.

Anyway, that's a bit of a tangent I know, but I have self-diagnosed ADD, along with mild OCD, with a touch of MSG for flavour.

Peace,

Pierre

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xxSquirtxx

Ah, I see. Thanks.

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AquaFox

i'm not even sure i want to know why you were smuggling that... lol



i know someone did something similar but with money, she wasn't wearing pockets soo i guess that was the next best place

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Nancy

Thanks!

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Nancy

... and of course tongues, dicks, fingers, fingers and a dick simultaneously, rubber gloves...

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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

vox_rox

Don't! Stop! Don't stop, don't stop...

Peace,

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Wax_off

Had a girlfriend who wanted me to tie her up and blindfold her, then insert various things in her pussy. If she could guess what they were she'd get one of her hands untied and she could get herself off with it. Corn, carrots, cucumbers, phones, bottles and so on...

Aladdin Sane

I am a man, and here is a partial list of things I've put in vaginas: cucumbers, wine bottle, the mortar from a mortar and pedistal, plums, bananas, brush handle, shampoo bottle, dick, tongue, big toe, fingers, nose, tried fist but never made it, and a partridge in a pair tree.

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jillian

dick.. dicks.. fingers.. thumbs.. fist.. shampoo bottles.. beer bottles.. cucumber.. dildos.. tee-ball bat... brush handle.. popsicles...golf balls..ummm could go on but thats enuff dirt for the public to know about me

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