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Sugarmouse · 07-29-2005, 03:08 AM

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healer · 07-29-2005, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IC3

Here's a little rule i go by "Don't put your dick where you wouldn't put your hands"

Replace hands with mouth, and you have the little rule I go by

doodlebird · 07-29-2005, 01:56 PM

how did it get this far without anyone saying the obvious
"your mom"
??

perhaps it was just too obvious.
there's some odd shit on here.
and well, i read it.
but not guts.
thanks for the warning.
i know my own limits,
and i'm guessing that goes waaaay beyond.

wdevauld · 07-29-2005, 02:02 PM

JoseFlanders · 08-01-2005, 10:33 PM

Suave · 08-01-2005, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IC3

Hand.

Here's a little rule i go by "Don't put your dick where you wouldn't put your hands"

I read a post earlier in the thread about toilet paper rolls, And i have a vague memory of me trying that as a kid..It was only that one time, I figured..If i try to fuck this, It's gonna probably take some skin off.

Not to mention it's not likely to fit. However, if one were interested, one might consider taking a paper towel roll and stuffing it with a soft substance (Charmin? squeezably soft

), and attempting to get off with it.

Astrocloud: hahaha, I'm not sure whether I should laugh because you're joking, or laugh because you've actually done it.

JoeSixPack · 08-03-2005, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suave

Not to mention it's not likely to fit.

Uh-oh... I used to put my dick inside toilet paper rolls often when I was a teenager, and it still fits inside one. Please don't tell me this means I have an unusually thin penis...

jwoodsga · 08-04-2005, 04:34 AM

Reminds me of the detective from Deuce Bigalow -- "I GOT A THIN DICK!!"

Suave · 08-04-2005, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeSixPack

Uh-oh... I used to put my dick inside toilet paper rolls often when I was a teenager, and it still fits inside one. Please don't tell me this means I have an unusually thin penis...

Maybe I just have unusually small toilet paper rolls.

I wouldn't worry about it. It could be the rolls themselves, or it could be something different. The only way to know for sure would be to compare and I don't know about you, but I'm not up for that.

07-29-2005, 03:08 AM	#121 (permalink)
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07-29-2005, 01:56 PM	#123 (permalink)
doodlebird pío pío Location: on a branch about to break	how did it get this far without anyone saying the obvious "your mom" ?? perhaps it was just too obvious. there's some odd shit on here. and well, i read it. but not guts. thanks for the warning. i know my own limits, and i'm guessing that goes waaaay beyond. __________________ xoxo doodle

07-29-2005, 02:02 PM	#124 (permalink)
wdevauld Tilted Location: Calgary, AB	__________________ As soon as you stop living, you start dying....

08-01-2005, 10:33 PM	#125 (permalink)
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08-04-2005, 04:34 AM	#128 (permalink)
jwoodsga Upright Location: Hotlanta, GA	Reminds me of the detective from Deuce Bigalow -- *"I GOT A THIN DICK!!"*