To the right...

just leans to the right.... i thought it was kinda weird, until i learned that it was natural to go one way or the other.

Straight, slightly upwards.

slightly back towards my belly, which aides in g-spot stimulation.

*humps air*

YEA!

I second that :suave:

straight...and up a little

I seem to recall that the bigger cocks do have a curve and the smaller ones are just fall down straight. And it is usually curving toward righthandedness. It's true!!

Excellent question though. And yes, all girls have one tit that is bigger. No one is exactly equally porportioned. As All professional photographers know when shooting people and portrait one side of the face is prettier...for what it's worth.

mine is straight as an arrow but, curves up slightly getting to the tip great for hitting the g-spot.

I think we have the same penis! What size is yours?

/I keed, I keed.

Maybe comedians say "left" because of the political stigma associated with anything "on the right". I don't know for sure by maybe "left" is just funnier? Most comedians work on and perfect jokes through testing. Maybe "left" got more laughs. I guess what I mean to say is, I bet comedians follow the same statistical line as all other professions.

to the right... and i hear that people who lean to the right have a bit more of a sexual advantage (pleasure wise)

Okay, that did it! The perfect cock- Let's go & Now!!!!

Straight as an arrow. (Curves up some.)

just like an arrow, with a slight curve upward.

slightly to the left and curves up. Hmm, wish it was straight though.

Thank God I'm not alone in the 'down south' club... I was worried for years as a teen that I was deformed or something, since mine is the same way - it curves downward a fair bit, enough to, well, not exactly look full-hard even when it is, just roughly half-mast.

And, yeah, doggy-style rocks. Especially for hitting G-spot.

Mine goes to the left. Thank God for this thread because I'm finally putting in perspective I'm not a freak for having that curve. I go left handed btw

Straight as an arrow, but it curves upward. I am told that this hits the g-spot quite well.