pinkie

On a scale of 1 to 10, what are you?

I think I'm a ten, and I'm not giving details. Should that automatically qualify me a nine, or am I allowed to be a private perv?

Kalnaur

I am only a pervert to people who think my acts could be a perversion.

Short answer, probably at least a 5.

And yes pinkie, you can be as private a perv as you want. It just means we're allowed to think the worst.

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transient

Oh, I'm a 10 for sure.

I also think that most everyone is and don't admit it, even to themselves. I think there are lots of things we wouldn't want folks to know. I'm pretty opened minded, but live in a fairly conservative world. Oh sure, my wife's aware of some things, but there are some that would probably shock her. I also think that everyone has sexual fantasies. I heard numerous people deny this, and I always call BS on them. I think it's just inherent to our sexual make-up. My wife for example denies it. Yet for some reason, whenever we watch a Sean Connery movie, I'm guaranteed to have my brains screwed out. She can't tell old Sean is pounding away on her. I'm comfortable the way I am, I figure it's everyone else that uptight about it.

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pinkie

You might get close that way...

slimshaydee

i guess im in the average range whatever that is (4-6?). When I see a hot girl I check her out but thats about the extent, I don't think of all kinda of kinky stuff I would do with them. I like porn though and I look that up a fair bit so I guess that is kinda pervy.

Strange Famous

maybe 2 or 3?

I am, I think, pretty orthodox in my desires and actions.

But it depends on how you define perv I guess.

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TawG

hmmm... 7 i think

Blackthorn

I used to think I could set the pervert standard but then I met a guy at work who could literally run for the world's biggest perv. He's got a huge porn collection of videos, magazines, and now digital images. He's never seen a human he wouldn't boink. The guy's got one switch and it's always on. Relative to that as a standard I'm about a 7 (or maybe a 6.9 ). Throwing him out as the extreme I'd say I'm a 9. Depending on what sort of scale you are using you could say I'm somewhere between 6 & 9.

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Carno

I'm probably a 4.

The Prophet

There are a LOT of things I would do, and a lot more I fantasize about, but of the truly sick and disgusting things I've heard and seen? I am no more than a three or four on the perversion scale and would be very surprised if it wasn't the same for the rest of you. There are some disturbingly pathetic people out there. Imagine the most sickening thing you can and there is somebody, somewhere that enjoys it!

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ratbastid

There are two ways to answer this question. Is it, "How deviant are your interests?", or is it, "How frequent or pervasive are your sexual thoughts or interests?"

If you go by the first, I'm probably about a 5. If the second, 10 isn't high enough.

superiorrain

A perv, yes, i admit that i probably am, though it must be said that i don't mean to be and mean to cause no offense in being one. You are what you are, put me down as a 9 because i'm the best kind of perv - the happy one.

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Bill O'Rights

pinkie, how about we just split the dif, and give you a pat 9.5.

I probably fall between 6 and 7. I'll say 6.5.

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f6twister

I would say about 5-6. I have a good imagination but can't do most of what I think about due to location and status restrictions. I lose a few points for that.

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Val_1

I use to think I was a perv, but when you see some of the stuff people do, it knocks you down a notch. I'm not into violence/degradation, acting out rapes, s&m, dressing up as animals (furries), etc. So, I guess that puts me down to about a 6 or 7, though I would like to say I'm higher. Someone had posted a link to a kink test awhile ago. Can't remember what my score was, but it was much lower than I thought it was going to be.

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pinkie

That'll work. Oooo, a 6.5, hmmm? *smacks you on the butt* We'll work on you...

Nancy

On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say I'm an 11

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Devoid

I'd say I'm an 8, 9 at the best.

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pinkie

That's cheating!! *smacks your ass even harder than I smacked BOR*

intecel

I'm a 10 for sure.. A girl I hardly even know just told me to dump my girlfriend because I wouldn't have problems finding another...

I jokingly told her that my 12 inch penis scares the women away, which kinda ended that phone call pretty quick heh

Suave

Probably a 2 as far as my personal desires and frequency of them go, but I'm open to almost anything up to 10, if it's suggested.

Aladdin Sane

This thread would be much more interesting if you people would tell want is "perv" about you. Just saying "Oh, I'm a 7" is boring and says almost nothing.

Oh and by the way, on my scale I'm a 8. I don't act on my thoughts and fantasies, because if I did, I would be in jail. For example, I'm really into sexy teen girls, anal play, extreme insertions, and porn of all kinds. I love those videos that show fisting and machine sex.
Do you think that makes me an 8?

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pinkie

Well, you can't base your level on your imagination. You have to have done REALLY PERVERTED STUFF to actually be considered a perv. Sorry if my thread is too boring for you, AS.

I didn't say others couldn't disclose, I just said that I'm not. I'd personally love to hear details.

Halx

you're only a pervert if someone knows.

With that said, I'm definately a 10... that's before you count the things that people DON'T know about.

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Aladdin Sane

Well, Pinkie, you could jazz it up with tales of your own!

By today's standards, I suppose the things I've actually done are pretty tame. Anal play, phone sex in a U.S. senator's office, having sex in other unusual places... a threesome, mild S&M, role playing, using toys, watching porn, masturbation, cyber sex, one night stands; all rather vanilla. So I'm not a perv at all if its based on actions. Oh my gosh, I've become my parents!

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Zeraph

Definition:
To cause to turn away from what is right, proper, or good; corrupt.
To bring to a bad or worse condition; debase.
To put to a wrong or improper use; misuse.

Going by that I don't think I'm a perv at all, but a religious zealot would probably rate me a 7-9

pinkie

People do know... but not all.

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Aladdin Sane, you are so close!

Zeraph, you know what I mean... A religious zealot would condem me for sure.

pinkie

I save that for a different forum...

Aladdin Sane

Which one? Which one? I'm dying to know!

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filtherton

Right now, i'm probably a 7, but it only seems to increase as i get older.

KinkyKiwi

hmm..maybe an 8...i'll do ALMOST anything...

details?

i draw the line at anything past golden showers...

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Shirtninja

8 or maybe a 9 here.

la petite moi

I'm just a 5, I would think. I'm not constantly making sex jokes, and I'm not obsessed with sex. But I do make the occasional comment about a girl's bum, or share a little too much information about my sex life.

wraithhibn

I'm a huge perv. at least an 8 or a 9.

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pinkie

Or post pics of you and your bo having sex all night long.

Talk about your gaping vagina.....

lurkette

I'd say I'm about a 7 (no furries, no excrement, no truly weird fetishes).

Do I get an extra half-point if I ask pinkie to smack my ass?

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Lockjaw

Probably a 4 on the grand scale of things. I have the sex drive of a healthy adult male(aka I'll take it whenever I can get it) but I don't have any strange fantasies or fetishes. The most perverted thing I do is oogling just about every woman I come across but even then it's nothing overt.

sexymama

Before meeting Lebell, a 2 or 3. Now, happily, at least a 7 and moving higher.

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doncalypso

On a scale of one to ten I probably rank 25....

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imkeen

I think I'm in the 6-7 range, because I always like learning more about sex. I have a keen desire to perform lots of different positions and toys, with my wife or solo. I'm not in to S&M, degredation, or scat/golden shower like stuff. I would probably try most anything else once, at least. :-) And that's why I think I'm a 6-7.

There's been a few of the online kink and purity tests posted (these are by me, actually), in recent memory:
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=54577
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=55039