5-6ish :)

amen. it's hard to think about how you classify yourself but yeah. 8 or 9 works.

MORE! HARDER! :D :o

So all of you who say you're 9-10, you all get off on having sex with labradors and having your partners shit in your mouths?

Hell, you can get an extra whole point if you invite me to watch. :D

Two redheads...smackin' ass...it don't get no bettern that. :thumbsup:

If that's the standard we're going with -- I'm a 1... I don't kiss and tell.

No begging for points!! *smack!!* *SMACK WHAP!!*

;) ;) I love your ass, lurkette... :D

Your turn *bends over*

I'm a pervert in terms of the things I fantasize about, but I don't put any of those into practice...
For example, there's a chance that I have thought about putting peanut butter on my cock and having my labrador retriever lick it off, but I didn't actually go through with it. Promise.

So I think I'm a perv.

And all this talk between Pinkie and Lurkette is making giving me a stiffy.

seeing some of the things I have seen on either Wayside or, downloads off limewire or whatever, I cannot possible give myself a 10, but damn I gotta be pretty high up there, cause it really takes alot to get me grossed out. 8-9 for sure. I think I hide alot of it cause there are not many people I know that I can share that information with cause they are too uptight.

Rock on :D

Myself, probably a 7 or 8.

There are a few things I'm not interested in (such as scat and really painful S&M), but I'm game for most everything else at least once.

No kidding.

I would probably cream my jeans right there.

I don't rate myself very high but I think most people are prudes.

"Cream my jeans..." I love that phrase.

*smacks lurkette's ass because she made Lebell cream his jeans* :D

i'd say im about a 4-5.. im too shy to be a "super" prev

i meant perv

Deviant thoughts: 8
Frequency of sexual thoughts/talking/etc: 10

I'm giving myself a 10!
But only because I'm so flexible.

Err...mentally flexible. Yeah. That's what I mean. Mentally

Vanilla is okay, but I'd rather be really naughty with the girl/girls. No scat, I'm the top, subs must obey! Does that mean I'm a 10? Probably not. I feel more like a 7 or 8.

I'm as much of a perv as you want me to be.

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Just don't ask for that tubgirl stuff and we'll be just fine. :)

We need a scale to judge the perviness

Wuts the most perverted thing you guys can think of? That should be the 10.

otherwise, numbers are useless

Ooooh, this is too much fun.

*takes aim*
*WHACK!!! right on the good round soft part*

Did I leave a good handprint? :D

I'm easily a 7 or 8. I don't believe I could ever be a perfect ten in anything as things evolve and change so much that there is always room for "improvement."

There isn't too much I haven't fantasized, seen, thought, tried, or am willing to try at least once. :crazy:

It depends on your definition of "perv".

I'd pretty much try anything not involving animals, children, or acts normally associated with a bathroom.

I'm not into major S&M stuff, but I dig blindfolds and handcuffs. A woman with a whip scares me too much. Especially if I'm naked. :lol: Plus, I'm into making love to a woman's body, not pouring hot wax on it.

Outside of that, I pretty much think about sex, oh, all the time. My libido has changed since I've gotten older. I'm not as wild as I used to be. I only wax the monkey about 4-5 times a week now.

On a scale of 1 - 10, I'd have to rate myself a 2. I'm a pure, virginal, innocent boy, and I really don't like engaging in conversations about sex or impurity.

No, really.

My perv quota changes on a daily basis. Some days I'm just to tired or yacky feeling to get really going. I used to think I might be a nympomaniac when I was younger (20 now) but I could just need to go to therapy. I masterbate at least once a week and have been doing it since I was like 4 yrs. old (weird huh?).

If I'm like really reved up then like anyone becomes a potential candidate for like screwing. Even though I'm a chick, if I'm really into you, then I always say sexual and provocative things to you and try to touch you and everything. I love sexual harrassing guys, I like to be the one to start things. I also like the element of surprise hence my often asked question Wanna see me naked?

I guess perverse acts varies on your definition of it. I do like being spanked while getting fingered, public places don't scare me, I like role playing and I do have rape fantasies.(but only with my choice of person, not just anyone) And even though I don't act on this fantasy, I love thinking about guys being forced to do things sexually or being uncomfortale and embarrassed. It just drives me crazy, I guess because I like shy guys?

I also always think about girls when I masterbate but haven't yet to act on this.
I don't have a big problem with anal sex but I don't like doing it because it's not very clean. S&M doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want any broken bones or punches in the face or anything like that. I'm not into anything involving poop, children or animals or people being forced to do things against their will(rape fantasy is just that a fantasy,not actually being forced)

I'm also not too much into group sex unless it was with all girls, I've been in threesomes with all men and I hated it. And putting like two girls with one guy sounds like alot of emotional strain.
So I'd say a 7.

And there was much rejoicing. :thumbsup:

6 that always sounds good mmmm 6

I really have no idea. A four maybe? It all depends on what one views as perverse. What is perverted to one is vanilla to another. I've had sex in a nightclub,with multiple girls in a night, in plenty of cars, outside, with other people in the room, oral sex, dirty talk, phone sex. Various positions of course. No role-playing, S&M, bondage, anal or anything like that. Never been spanked by midgets or suspended by golden lassos while listening to whale song and rubbed down my monkeys. Just a four I guess.

10 or higher for me.... :thumbsup:

I would have to say an 8 or 9. Most people wouldn't admit it, but i think about fucking on average 3 or 4 girls i see a day and doing them in the ass etc. :thumbsup:

i'm a 9.9 i figure. anything but s&m and animals. i have a low pain threshold when i am not in control and as much as i like pummeling and beating the crap out of people, it doesn't turn me on sexually. neither do farm animals.

chips, dips, chains, whips; stairs, chairs, ceiling fans, handcuffs, midgets, closets, shaved muffs; bedknobs, broomsticks, guys, girls, chicks with dicks; rimming, snowballs, 3somes, 4somes,and definitely moresomes; strap-ons, clap-ons, cars, bars, under the stars. etc..etc...

Suuuuuure.

Not as much as I used to be (back in the fifties)

I'd have to say that in action I am probably a 7 or 8 but in thought I am probably a 9.5 or so...

I'd draw the line at scat, incest, animals and children... But I suppose to be into those things would push you up to, at least, 15 or 20...

You say that like you don't believe me. I'm as pure as... umm.... well, let's just say I'm pure. We'll leave it at that.

Not to mention, have serious emotional issues and be in need of therapy at least. :D

9'er.....maybe a 10.....
Wild shit goes on here!

In the low 50's...

:)


Mr Mephisto

...but then you can have therapist sex... ;)