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Redlemon · 11-22-2004, 01:19 PM

It's time for the second annual Thanksgiving Challenge!

As some stand-up comedian (I have no recollection who he was) said, "No one has sex on Thanksgiving". There's coats all over the bed, relatives all over the house, and a full belly that no one wants to bounce on. And let's not get started on the whole L-tryptophan thing.

Anyway, we TFPers can do better than that! Make a resolution to get some action this Thursday after your big dinner! And please report back to this thread to let us know how you did.

(Non-US TFPers are free to celebrate as well; go eat a turkey sandwich or something.)

EDITS: Halx pointed out that the comedian was George Carlin. Also, phone sex and masturbation both count as "some action". And in the US, Thanksgiving is always on the fourth Thursday of November; this year, it is November 25.

LoganSnake · 11-22-2004, 01:22 PM

Well, darn. I'll only have the opportunity on Wedsnday. My first challenge here and I can't even participate. I'll just stuff myself with food and try to forget about sex for that day.

Averett · 11-22-2004, 01:27 PM

Stupid logistics will prevent me from taking part in this challenge.

Grumble.

Jim Kata · 11-22-2004, 01:27 PM

I'm willing to try, but ye' old battle axe probably won't be. I will try though...like I do.....everyday

Redlemon · 11-22-2004, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Averett

Stupid logistics will prevent me from taking part in this challenge.

Grumble.

Hey, I only said 'some action'. Phone sex counts if you have an orgasm.

In fact, I think simple masturbation should count as well, especially for the single folk out there.

radioguy · 11-22-2004, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redlemon

In fact, I think simple masturbation should count as well, especially for the single folk out there.

THEN I AM SO GETTING SOME THANKSGIVING!!!!!

stonegrody · 11-22-2004, 02:09 PM

I accept your challenge, redlemon! I'm having dinner with my girlfriend's family at her parents house. That will make it difficult, but not impossible. I'm a strong believer in the honor system and will report back after the holiday. Wish me luck!

Halx · 11-22-2004, 02:13 PM

I think it was George Carlin who said that.

Glory's Sun · 11-22-2004, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redlemon

In fact, I think simple masturbation should count as well, especially for the single folk out there.

in that case.. go ahead and put me down in the got some category

LoganSnake · 11-22-2004, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redlemon

In fact, I think simple masturbation should count as well, especially for the single folk out there.

In that case sign me up. I'll pass this challenge with flying colors.

ratbastid · 11-22-2004, 02:21 PM

I pledge to do my best. We'll be at my mother-in-law's with most of the family in tow... I'm not afraid of the fullness or the Turkey Narcolepsy. But I am a little afraid of lurkette's aunts!

Redlemon · 11-22-2004, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halx

I think it was George Carlin who said that.

Thanks Halx! Found it...

"You ever notice that you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed." - George Carlin

Bauh4us · 11-22-2004, 02:43 PM

It's on, I lost my virginity on thanksgiving seven years ago, I have to celebrate that anniversary.

absorbentishe · 11-22-2004, 02:52 PM

I'm going to try for more than just some nookie. I am going to get a little self help, just because!

la petite moi · 11-22-2004, 03:55 PM

I wish I could but nwlinkvxd and I will be apart the whole day.

snowy · 11-22-2004, 04:25 PM

If masturbation counts, I'll definitely be getting some.

As is, Thanksgiving at my cousins' house isn't exactly a place I look for booty.

kurty[B] · 11-22-2004, 05:11 PM

d'oh, girlfriend's visiting her sister across the country, and i'm visiting family in new mexico for the thanksgiving weekend. Might not even have the opportunity to rub one out the whole weekend.

I do know that Sunday when we both get back into town we will make up for the inability to accomplish this challenge, multiple times.

lpj8 · 11-22-2004, 08:53 PM

I accept your challenge redlemon,
I will be definitely getting some this thanksgiving after the dinner.

fallenangel · 11-22-2004, 09:14 PM

Ok, what day is your Thanksgiving on? We've already had ours last month but I want to make sure i'm able to participate...

aww hell i guess i'll just have to get some every day of that week... y'know... to be safe

LIMilf · 11-22-2004, 09:19 PM

Hopefully her aunt flo will be gone by then.

godzilla23 · 11-22-2004, 09:21 PM

I'll get some, but just because I'm Canadian and both myself and the ol' ball and chain have the night off.

legolas · 11-22-2004, 11:46 PM

lol this topic is so funny...
well it will be hard for me since um... aunt flow has already arrived for thanksgiving =\

Prince · 11-23-2004, 01:33 AM

I'll be working on Thanksgiving, so count me out. Nice idea, though. This should be interesting...

World's King · 11-23-2004, 02:00 AM

I'm gonna split more then the wish bone.

Shizukana · 11-23-2004, 05:46 AM

Damnit.

No nookie for me on Thanksgiving Day... meh.

Averett · 11-23-2004, 05:48 AM

Thanksgiving is this Thursday

Captain Nemo · 11-23-2004, 06:23 AM

Christ, if masturbation counts, it isn't even a challenge. That's an every day event.

joeb1 · 11-23-2004, 07:09 AM

Now that will be a challenge.... Hmmm.. I am still trying to figure out the logistics of how this will occur. How in the heck am I supposed to pull my wife away from the kitchen? It seems to be the place where all the people gather. Ok.. more thought will be needed.

tinomen · 11-23-2004, 08:48 AM

You can count on me!

slimshaydee · 11-23-2004, 03:46 PM

Even though we don't celebrate thanksgiving here, I'll try and get some to help the team out anyways

Giant Hamburger · 11-23-2004, 03:58 PM

SpikeQX99 · 11-23-2004, 05:22 PM

Well, I'll try to do what I can, maybe when I bring her some dinner while she's at work, maybe something will "pop off" there?

Other than that, yeah, the ol' self helper always applies...

I'll do my best.

99% · 11-23-2004, 10:04 PM

Well, my "guaranteed" hates me right now and is out of state anyways. This other girl wants some, but I'm not sure I want to ruin my favorite holiday by hanging out with her annoying ass. Unless something unexpected goes down I think I'll have to fly solo on this one. But if everybody's doing it it'll kind of be like an orgy won't it?

Ace_O_Spades · 11-24-2004, 01:15 AM

Hmm, i'm out... this guy didn't get laid on my side of the border's thanksgiving, and won't on the usa's either

I miss the days of guaranteed sex.

Nancy · 11-24-2004, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redlemon

(Non-US TFPers are free to celebrate as well; go eat a turkey sandwich or something.)

WHAT?! just a turkey sandwich and no sex?! NOT FAIR!

joeb1 · 11-24-2004, 05:16 AM

Love the tan lines on that turkey. That gets me hot! Is that wrong?

Redlemon · 11-24-2004, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy

WHAT?! just a turkey sandwich and no sex?! NOT FAIR!

No no, the turkey is the traditional Thanksgiving meal, so in order for the non-US people to join in, I'm recommending that you eat a turkey sandwich AND THEN HAVE SEX! This challenge wouldn't be the same without you on board, Nancy!

Nancy · 11-24-2004, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redlemon

No no, the turkey is the traditional Thanksgiving meal, so in order for the non-US people to join in, I'm recommending that you eat a turkey sandwich AND THEN HAVE SEX!

ooooooooooh! I'm game then!

..except I haven't got turkey. So chicken will have to do

Quote:

Originally Posted by redlemon

This challenge wouldn't be the same without you on board, Nancy!

I guess not

Nancy · 11-25-2004, 01:41 AM

Ok it's past midnight and therefore officially Thanksgiving. So what's keeping you people?

CityOfAngels · 11-25-2004, 01:53 AM

Ah, looks like I'm gonna have to hook-up with my sex-crazed ex-girlfriend after the festivities.

Step 1) Buy a condom
Step 2) ...
Step 3) Profit!......?

11-22-2004, 01:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Thanksgiving Challenge! It's time for the second annual Thanksgiving Challenge! As some stand-up comedian (I have no recollection who he was) said, "No one has sex on Thanksgiving". There's coats all over the bed, relatives all over the house, and a full belly that no one wants to bounce on. And let's not get started on the whole L-tryptophan thing. Anyway, we TFPers can do better than that! Make a resolution to get some action this Thursday after your big dinner! And please report back to this thread to let us know how you did. (Non-US TFPers are free to celebrate as well; go eat a turkey sandwich or something.) EDITS: Halx pointed out that the comedian was George Carlin. Also, phone sex and masturbation both count as "some action". And in the US, Thanksgiving is always on the fourth Thursday of November; this year, it is November 25. Last edited by redlemon; 11-23-2004 at 06:10 AM.. Reason: Adding clarifications

11-22-2004, 01:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Well, darn. I'll only have the opportunity on Wedsnday. My first challenge here and I can't even participate. I'll just stuff myself with food and try to forget about sex for that day. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

11-22-2004, 01:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Stupid logistics will prevent me from taking part in this challenge. Grumble. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

11-22-2004, 02:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	I accept your challenge, redlemon! I'm having dinner with my girlfriend's family at her parents house. That will make it difficult, but not impossible. I'm a strong believer in the honor system and will report back after the holiday. Wish me luck! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

11-22-2004, 02:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	I think it was George Carlin who said that. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

11-22-2004, 01:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
Jim Kata Swollen Member Location: Northern VA	I'm willing to try, but ye' old battle axe probably won't be. I will try though...like I do.....everyday

11-22-2004, 02:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	I pledge to do my best. We'll be at my mother-in-law's with most of the family in tow... I'm not afraid of the fullness or the Turkey Narcolepsy. But I am a little afraid of lurkette's aunts!

11-22-2004, 02:43 PM	#13 (permalink)
Bauh4us Tilted	It's on, I lost my virginity on thanksgiving seven years ago, I have to celebrate that anniversary. __________________ "I aint got time for pain! The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!" - Terrible Terry Tate

11-22-2004, 02:52 PM	#14 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	I'm going to try for more than just some nookie. I am going to get a little self help, just because!

11-22-2004, 03:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
la petite moi Filling the Void. Location: California	I wish I could but nwlinkvxd and I will be apart the whole day.

11-22-2004, 04:25 PM	#16 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	If masturbation counts, I'll definitely be getting some. As is, Thanksgiving at my cousins' house isn't exactly a place I look for booty. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

11-22-2004, 05:11 PM	#17 (permalink)
kurty[B] Sauce Puppet	d'oh, girlfriend's visiting her sister across the country, and i'm visiting family in new mexico for the thanksgiving weekend. Might not even have the opportunity to rub one out the whole weekend. I do know that Sunday when we both get back into town we will make up for the inability to accomplish this challenge, multiple times.

11-22-2004, 08:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
lpj8 Crazy Location: U.S.A	I accept your challenge redlemon, I will be definitely getting some this thanksgiving after the dinner.

11-22-2004, 09:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
fallenangel soaring Location: near the water	Ok, what day is your Thanksgiving on? We've already had ours last month but I want to make sure i'm able to participate... aww hell i guess i'll just have to get some every day of that week... y'know... to be safe __________________ all I wanna do is - give the best of me to you

11-22-2004, 09:19 PM	#20 (permalink)
LIMilf Crazy	Hopefully her aunt flo will be gone by then. __________________ My goal is to be rookie of the year...

11-23-2004, 05:46 AM	#25 (permalink)
Shizukana Insane Location: Plano, TX	Damnit. No nookie for me on Thanksgiving Day... meh. __________________ "The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw

11-22-2004, 09:21 PM	#21 (permalink)
godzilla23 Tilted Location: Ontario, Canada	I'll get some, but just because I'm Canadian and both myself and the ol' ball and chain have the night off.

11-22-2004, 11:46 PM	#22 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	lol this topic is so funny... well it will be hard for me since um... aunt flow has already arrived for thanksgiving =\ __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

11-23-2004, 01:33 AM	#23 (permalink)
Prince /nɑndəsˈkrɪpt/ Location: LV-426	I'll be working on Thanksgiving, so count me out. Nice idea, though. This should be interesting... __________________ Who is John Galt?

11-23-2004, 02:00 AM	#24 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I'm gonna split more then the wish bone. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

11-23-2004, 05:48 AM	#26 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Thanksgiving is this Thursday __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

11-23-2004, 06:23 AM	#27 (permalink)
Captain Nemo Insane Location: In a forest of red tape (but hey, I have scissors)	Christ, if masturbation counts, it isn't even a challenge. That's an every day event.

11-23-2004, 07:09 AM	#28 (permalink)
joeb1 Crazy Location: Over Yonder	Now that will be a challenge.... Hmmm.. I am still trying to figure out the logistics of how this will occur. How in the heck am I supposed to pull my wife away from the kitchen? It seems to be the place where all the people gather. Ok.. more thought will be needed. __________________ Disco Duck...

11-23-2004, 08:48 AM	#29 (permalink)
tinomen Upright	You can count on me!

11-23-2004, 03:46 PM	#30 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Even though we don't celebrate thanksgiving here, I'll try and get some to help the team out anyways

11-23-2004, 03:58 PM	#31 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit

11-23-2004, 05:22 PM	#32 (permalink)
SpikeQX99 The Best thing that never happened to you Location: Silverdale, WA	Well, I'll try to do what I can, maybe when I bring her some dinner while she's at work, maybe something will "pop off" there? Other than that, yeah, the ol' self helper always applies... I'll do my best. __________________ I'm so in love with a girl... she is my everything

11-23-2004, 10:04 PM	#33 (permalink)
99% Upright	Well, my "guaranteed" hates me right now and is out of state anyways. This other girl wants some, but I'm not sure I want to ruin my favorite holiday by hanging out with her annoying ass. Unless something unexpected goes down I think I'll have to fly solo on this one. But if everybody's doing it it'll kind of be like an orgy won't it?

11-24-2004, 01:15 AM	#34 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	Hmm, i'm out... this guy didn't get laid on my side of the border's thanksgiving, and won't on the usa's either I miss the days of guaranteed sex. __________________ Feh.

11-24-2004, 05:16 AM	#36 (permalink)
joeb1 Crazy Location: Over Yonder	Love the tan lines on that turkey. That gets me hot! Is that wrong? __________________ Disco Duck...

11-25-2004, 01:41 AM	#39 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	Ok it's past midnight and therefore officially Thanksgiving. So what's keeping you people? __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.