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maleficent 11-18-2005 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
Just 'cause you aren't gettin any sex doesn't mean you shouldn't get any turkey... mmmm turkey.

I make a mighty fine turkey - now it's been a looooong while since i've had sex-- but I do recall sex being way better than turkey...

I'm boycotting my annoying family for thanksgiving... no thanksgiving at my place this year... :) YAY ME!!!!

denim 11-18-2005 01:12 PM

Rotiserie chicken is good for T-day.

joofoo 11-18-2005 01:30 PM

I'm thinking my wife and I will take up this challenge!

Carno 11-18-2005 01:33 PM

Shit, I can't even get laid on a normal day, much less on Thanksgiving :crazy: :lol: :|

Ustwo 11-18-2005 01:51 PM

The only way this would be a challange would be if I wanted to get laid twice. She seems to think once is enough . :|

maleficent 11-18-2005 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ustwo
The only way this would be a challange would be if I wanted to get laid twice. She seems to think once is enough . :|

No one likes a show off ya know... :D

Jeesh...

Giant Hamburger 11-18-2005 02:53 PM

Will I get extra points if I use one of these?
http://www.boscovs.com/wcsstore/bosc...8810020901.jpg

Charlatan 11-18-2005 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent
I make a mighty fine turkey - now it's been a looooong while since i've had sex-- but I do recall sex being way better than turkey...

hmmmmm.... that's a toughie. Turkey or sex? Depending on my mood it could go either way.

abaya 11-18-2005 03:03 PM

I believe ktspktsp and I can make this happen.. we will be at my mother's place in Seattle, but we'll have my bed to ourselves late at night... :D

mykockle 11-18-2005 03:34 PM

It wouldn't be the first time on a Thanksgiving, but not after a huge turkey meal, so this'll be new ground for me and the wif-ee. I have a few obsticles however... I will prevail...

shesus 11-18-2005 04:04 PM

I just read this to JumpinJesus and he giggled saying that will be tough to do...

I don't know if it's because my parents and his daughter will be staying with us in our little apartment or if it's because I usually crash after eating because I'm tired from baking for about 2 days straight. :lol:

But since he laughed at me....I will meet this challenge. :D

eMOTIONal20 11-18-2005 04:14 PM

Challenge accepted.
I'm definitely getting some.

HalcyonDaze 11-19-2005 11:39 PM

I'm off in Ohio with the family for Thanksgiving, AND my girl will be on her period, so even phone sex is likely out of the question. It's a double-whammy!

Maybe I'll just get a picture of her and use my imagination...

rhaevyn 11-20-2005 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radioguy
THEN I AM SO GETTING SOME THANKSGIVING!!!!! :D

Hehe agreed.

cellophanedeity 11-20-2005 05:52 PM

haha, Simon and I always have sex in our parents houses, and generally with them home.

Oh the sadness of living at home.

snowy 11-20-2005 10:28 PM

My Thanksgiving is going to be a bit weird this year: on Thursday we're at his grandparents' for a big meal with all of his family, and as we're not leaving town we'll be sleeping in our own bed that night ;) so easy-peasy! But on Saturday we'll be eating with my family (and spending the weekend at my parents'). So if we count Saturday as my "actual" Thanksgiving--I'll be getting some, be it in the bed or the hot tub ;) Being full won't matter so much if I'm floating anyways ;)

fatmanforprez 11-22-2005 03:30 PM

Well i wont be completeing the full challange i dont expect but put me in for at the very least mutual masturbation possibly oral/69, its just in tweaking plans, question is does it happen after at my house (eating at hers) at her house while her family is busy trying to stay quiet, while "saying goodnight" (our specialty, just a note any dads out there who have kids take 2 hrs to say goodnight to thier bf/gf it might not always be PG-13), possibly as the turkey is being carved under the table if things are really lax (no i did not just imagine 69 under the table i was thinking a petting session) unfortunately we are both virginal so i wont be getting any propper nookie, alas next year is 12 months away...

Ustwo 11-22-2005 05:17 PM

Well I'm screwed, its 'that time' and neither of us are into red wings.

I'll have to settle on a Thanksgiving BJ.

JumpinJesus 11-24-2005 09:06 PM

Nobody met the challenge this year?

That's a shame. Well, almost nobody. ;)

Of course, I think it was more of a birthday challenge - but hey, I'm not gonna complain.

TheClarkster 11-25-2005 01:17 AM

I'm reporting in to say that I met the challenge!
Not once, but twice. A good thanksgiving was had by all!

ShaniFaye 11-25-2005 04:41 AM

I'd like to report that for the first time in 3 weeks I got me some weenie!!!!! (my leg didnt like it much but the rest of me sure did) :thumbsup:

snowy 11-25-2005 05:29 AM

We did some mutual masturbation...due to health problems that's about all we can do right now... :(

Charlatan 11-25-2005 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye
I'd like to report that for the first time in 3 weeks I got me some weenie!!!!! (my leg didnt like it much but the rest of me sure did) :thumbsup:

You had hot dogs for Thanksgiving? :lol:

Supple Cow 11-25-2005 09:05 AM

I almost thought I was going to fail the challenge because the bad weather rerouted my resident penis to another airport, but when the hot stuff finally got back the nyc, this hot stuff did not miss the opportunity to get busy. That was the first time I've ever gotten any action on turkey day... and I hope to make it a tradition! :thumbsup:

barenakedladies 11-25-2005 09:45 AM

i met the challenge. we even INCORPORATED thanksgiving dinner INTO the act.

ahhh ill never look at cranberry sauce the same way again.

Borla 11-25-2005 11:08 AM

I didn't even see this thread until just now, but I did get some yesterday.........................twice. :D

erion 11-25-2005 11:16 AM

Ding here as well. It was pretty late at night, but it happened.

Jim Kata 11-25-2005 01:13 PM

ding ding....some of the best dinging in our 4 1/2 year relationship.

shesus 11-25-2005 01:28 PM

Ding....challenge met. Even with all the people in the house. ;)

JJ already reported, but I wanted to ding in as well! :D

eMOTIONal20 11-25-2005 02:12 PM

definitely met the challenge...

except... my thanksgiving isn't over yet. I still have another get-together to go to tomorrow.

Yep... I plan on getting some then as well. ;)

Scorpion23 11-25-2005 04:03 PM

Challenge met, with people in the house too :cool:

Charlatan 11-25-2005 04:21 PM

Wow... you guys are real go-getters. This year was a banner year compared to last.

I didn't have a Thanksgiving dinner and I didn't get any either. My wife, in the thick of report cards was a sleep by 8pm...

Hirare 11-25-2005 05:25 PM

Challenge met - we had a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.

todd 11-25-2005 08:28 PM

Well, I made it. As long as what was said about masturbation applies :thumbsup:

JumpinJesus 11-25-2005 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
Wow... you guys are real go-getters. This year was a banner year compared to last.

I didn't have a Thanksgiving dinner and I didn't get any either. My wife, in the thick of report cards was a sleep by 8pm...

Everyone knows you shouldn't marry a teacher, charlatan. I mean, EVERYONE knows that.
;)

Charlatan 11-26-2005 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JumpinJesus
Everyone knows you shouldn't marry a teacher, charlatan. I mean, EVERYONE knows that.
;)

True... but I bring her an apple she just melts...

amonkie 11-26-2005 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JumpinJesus
Everyone knows you shouldn't marry a teacher, charlatan. I mean, EVERYONE knows that.
;)


And when everyone asks why I don't want to be a teacher and follow in my mom's footsteps ... this is why :D

Devoid 11-26-2005 02:11 PM

Awesome!! I pre-emptively contributed. I didn't even read this before T'giving, but the wife and I were in similar moods Thursday evening. :D

Gertie 11-26-2005 08:13 PM

Nada. But my birthday is Sunday and I always get a nice present.

Martian 11-26-2005 10:21 PM

I feel like I missed out on this. I was supposed to spend the week in Detroit with my girlfriend, but some car trouble on Monday prevented the trip. If I'd been there I can almost guarantee Id've gotten some on Thursday (and every other day of the week), but as is I'm out of luck.


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