Would this offend you?
 

My girlfriend and I frequently take our showers together. A couple times I have masturbated and humped her butt to the point of orgasm while we shower. Sometimes I do this while she is washing her hair which can take a while.

Would you find this offensive if your partner did this?

Or would you find it flattering that your partner finds you so attractive?

I wouldn't necessarily be flattered, but I wouldn't be upset or offended. It would be fun and I like having fun when I'm in the shower with my boyfriend (as shown when I pinch his teats and hold his penis).

And damn, how LONG does your girlfriend take to freaking wash her hair?! And what do you mean by hump? Like, inside her?

yea, i can't vote, i'd have a neither opinion.

I've taken my girlfriend in the shower a few times.... believe me, she was very flattered and pleasured.

If she was masterbating while I was in her presence she wouldn't be doing it for long that like dangling a raw steak in front of a hungry lion.

Were you having intercourse with her, or were you dry humping her? If you were having intercourse, I don't see why she would be offended if she said yes. If you were dry humping her...um...no comment.

lol heck no! That would be fun and hot!

Now I really wanna try it myself! Hopefully Loverboy's up for it later today :D

Dry humping, intercourse isn't necessarily available at the time.

No way I would be offended... Flattered? Well, my husband always flatters me. :D

I'm not sure which part of this is supposed to offend. The humping, the orgasm, the fact that it takes place in a shower? It sounds good on this end.

It wouldn't offend me, but I wouldn't be flattered either.

I don't understand... you were just rubbing your wang on her butt?

Sounds kind of annoying.. You couldn't wait until she was ready?

That's where I'm at I guess...

There's showering for purpose and showering for fun... If'n I'm trying to get going for the day, I'd be annoyed... but if it's showering just for fun -- then why not...

Sounds cool, its just a question of annoyance which could change from day to day.

Dry humping? More like wet humping.

What you describe is a frequent occurrance in the lurkbastid shower. She's not offended. Don't know if "flattered" quite gets it either, though. It's fun, when she's in the mood. When she's not, it's annoying. I've generally learned to tell the difference.

If she's just trying to wash her hair then I can imagine it'd be a little annoying - not offending, but definately a little annoying. But it all depends on the mood, of course.

Yup - that's it exactly. If I'm in the mood, it's hot and fun. If I'm not, it's annoying and leave my butt alone you horndog. :)

I think the key here is that if the humpee is not into the humping... they should say so and the humper should stop.

Otherwise... what's to be offended about?

Haha after reading a few of these posts, I somehow I get the collected mental picture of a wet dog humping a leg...
I'm never having sex in the shower again :eek:

On a serious note, yeh it would definitely be hawt. Especially if the pre-humping was for a 2nd to 5th round of actual humping.

I do that all the time. I wait till she's just about done washing herself then I come on her ass. It's in the shower. Who cares?

I certainly wouldn't be offended. However, I think the idea of my girlfriend or wife rubbing herself on me wherever she wants is awfully sexy.

I tend to do this sometimes when we're snuggled up in bed getting ready to fall asleep. Sometimes she likes it, sometimes she asks me to stop. Depends on how tired she is.

I'd do it in the shower, but our shower is teeny eeny.

I must say I would not mind in the least bit.

Tap her on the shoulder, and try to get it on her face. THAT might offend her. :lol:

I would have no problem with it at all! The shower can be one of the best places to mess around, why not have a much fun in there as possible! :D

In case anyone wonders, Kel's grilfriend is me, and I like it! But he keeps being surprised that I do.

hmm...i guess i'd like it...it would make me laugh more then anything tho :)

um.... I would love that!

WTF!! I didn't know you were on here!

HAHHAHAH
Whoah... time to edit some posts...

Now this is funny.

I think that would be my answer as well.

LMAO!!!
hmmm..after you edit yours can you please teach biznatch to edit his ;)

I think it would turn me on to the point that I'd want him to masturbate me when he's done with his fun!

I don't see how anyone you are showing with could be offended. I mean, if you are showering for "purpose" as maleficent put it, then the chances of you showering with your significant other are pretty slim. If you are in the shower together then it seems to me that there is an "implied" consent to such hanky panky.

Clarification, please ...
 

Just to get things straight, is option 4 meant to refer to a guy humping a guy?

( The implication of the italics and inclusion of the word "hypothetically" in parentheses is that there would be something outré about it ;) )

If so, I can see a lot of the 136 (currently) votes being moved to option 3 ... :D

Have fun

Paul

The italics are there to show what you voted for and aren't a part of the actual poll.

Hypothetically means if as a guy imagine if you were a girl and your boyfriend was humping you in the shower.

Thanks
 

Oh ... right ... thanks for clearing that up ... I'm new here and finding my way .. :)

Bit of a give away as to what I voted for, wasn't it? ... and I didn't even understand the option properly ... :D

I don't think flattered is quite the right word (it'd be hot!), but i'd like it. I never get offended when my partner wants sex. We have a good enough standing relationship that I never feel like a piece of meat or anything.

If I'm in the shower with my wife then the likelyhood is we'll be having sex. So I suppose the question doesn't have all the options it should. I voted I'd be flattered though.