Autumn.to.Ashes

I was listening to a song recently, and it was more of a monologue of a guy talking about this prostitue. During the song he says "shes charges $10 for head and $20 for half-and-half"

My question is, what the heck is "half-and-half", I've never heard that before?

ShaniFaye

googling "prostitute slang half and half" brought this up

http://www.mybodyvibes.com/sex_dictionary_h.html

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srlikalot

I am a man and belive to give is to recieve, sometimes. I HAVE ALWAYS BELIVED THAT A WOMAN SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE A QUEEN, WITH HER EVERY WISH, DREAM AND DEEPEST DESIRE ARE MY FONDEST WISH

phredgreen

yeah... that's great.

remember, this board isn't a hook-ups board. you got your definition, don't overdo it.

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SpikeQX99

That's a new one to me, I've never heard of a half and half.

*Learned something new today.*

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fulltiltgonzo

Reminds me of the definition of a 34 and a half...

You blow me and I'll owe you one...

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*Nikki*

Half and Half is when we get you hard and go to sleep while you finish the other half

Or at least that is my definition.

MSD

I've always heard "68 and I owe you one"

Munku

You mean 68? Blow me and I'll owe you 1. Which equals 69, which is both people giving at once..

teflonian

Took me a second to get that too... I think where he is going with that is 34 (1/2) is half of 69, so he is getting his half but he owes her the other "one"... So in review, 68 works better.

Thanks for expanding my sexual terms.

CityOfAngels

WTF?

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Phant84

ya want me to add "long walks on the beach, sipping pina coladas, and making love at midnight" to that for you?

0.o

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Jimellow

This made me laugh. Especially when I read the quoted post.

Thanks!

welshbyte

Since someone's already started this topic... I heard "Turning Japanese" in a song by The Vapours and its supposed to be a sexual term (so i hear). What does it mean?

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Shizukana

Turning Japanese is a euphemism for masturbation... it's supposedly derived from the faces guys make when they orgasm whle masturbating.

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welshbyte

Ohhh ok, thanks.

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Autumn.to.Ashes

lol thanks for the definition shani

gar1976

Looks like the 16 year old virgins are online and posting today. Should we look at this post, part by part?

I am a man That's nice. 50% chance of this one being right. Considering in most sports 50% isn't bad, we'll run with it for now.

and belive to give is to recieve, sometimes We'll skip the poor spelling, since we all have bad days. However, come on, man. Get a spine. The overall wishy-washiness of this line made me cringe. So, do you sometimes believe that it is good to give as well as receive, or do you believe 100% of the times that maybe sometimes you should give as well as you receive?

And since the original post was referring to hookers, you GIVE them $10, you RECEIVE sex. Seems like it fits into your belief system as well. Sometimes.

I HAVE ALWAYS BELIVED THAT A WOMAN SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE A QUEEN, Most women will agree with you. Most men will agree with you, until the bitch starts mouthing off.

WITH HER EVERY WISH, DREAM AND DEEPEST DESIRE ARE MY FONDEST WISH See the above line about "wishy-washy." My wife wishes I was Pierce Brosnan, but it ain't gonna happen. If you want to be a doormat, be my guest.

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crfpilot

Holy shit that was funny, I totally wasn't expecting to read that.

Daoust

that sirlikalot guy just got his ass whooped, verbally that is, by the posters of TFP.

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