NaokiBagMagic

I currently made a bet with my Girl Friend on Elections. The wager was loser strips on 5 dif occasions. Well since I choose Kerry I lost. So does anyone here have any advice for a newbie male stripper. Please let me know. You can email me at LoneLifeguard@hotmail.com is the list is long.

skinnymofo

dont model it after the american pie dance

Irishsean

Watch "The Full Monty"...

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solaron1

It all depends on your purpose....
If you're going for "I'll make you regret you ever made me do this".... Do like Chandler on friends and go spastic.

If you're going for "I'm gonna make you throw your panties at me"... Find out what she like's on the dance floor, and get some rhythm if you don't already have it.

SecretMethod70

Wow.....I totally should have made a bet like that with some females.

As for advice? I got nothin.

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Locs

Dont wear WHITE thigh high boots and pink G-String.

maleficent

1. Video tape and and show us please, pretty please, take pictures
2. Wear something that you can take off easily, it's funny, not sexy, if you fall on your butt while taking off your trousers. (Funny is good though, wimmin like funny)
3. Just find a good piece of music, you'll know what gets you moving, and have fun with it.
And good on ya for being a good sport about this - it's a wonderful idea.

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Averett

See, I'd go with the white thigh high boots and pink g-string. Cause male strippers? Not sexy. Not in my world anyway. I'd play up the comedy angle.

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Locs

lol that IS true.

Its funny, because if you go to a male strip club, it isnt rowdy, most of the guys are in a TRANCE looking at the girls, and there is ALWAYS a few guys there alone, just imagining about how the girl is in bed etc..

On the other hand, female strip clubs are loud, rowdy, and fun. Most of the females there are there for the "fun factor" not to indulge in a fantasy. They do find more humor in it, and not as much sexuality.

Oh and the reason I metioned the white boots and g-string is because a female bud of mine had a stripper dressed like that....with PERMED, long, blonde hair. It was a mix of Fabio and Richard Simmons...*shudder*

Anyway to give a real answer, dress like you usually do, do NOT wear thong, or string undwear. White, nice boxers are PERFECT. Dance CLOSE to the girl. Make SURE the music you are playing you can dance sexishy to, AND can actually dance to. Smell good. And last but not least, dont take it TOO seriously.

SpoilSport

Don't wear one of those g-strings that has the animal's nose for your no-no.

bendsley

please don't take pictures and post them

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Averett

Cause God forbid you should see another male stripping/naked. That might make you teh gay.



I'm loving all the Don'ts! The animal thing? Pure comedy!

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MikeyChalupa

You have 5 times to do it, you could vary it up each time. Make 2 a comedy style thing, with silly costumes or whatever, then go for slow and sensual w/candles and such once or twice, and the 5th time do whichever one got the best reaction.

-Mikey

NaokiBagMagic

Wow some good advice. I like your idea Mikey. Well I guess its Nice Boxers, Button Up Shirt, and Tight Jeans. If anyone else has any advice please post, I still need to know what kind of dance moves I should do. Thank You Mikey and Locs for your great Ideas.

xwesleyx

cowboy hat. giddiup

Prince

Have you ever seen a man strip & dance?

Yeah.

It's an abomination.

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NaokiBagMagic

i have the cowboy hat... thanx

slimshaydee

I'm sorry, but society deems you gay if you gain entertainment from watching another man strip. If you held a gun to my head and said watch this man strip or ill blow your head off I would think about it for a bit. The male body is not something of beauty.

Silvy

Then society is a bitch.
This thread mentions the humor factor a lot. If you don't enjoy the stripping sexually, you can still laugh about it, learn from it, or watch the girl's reaction to it. So lighten up, it's all fun and games.

Now back to giving stripping advice to a guy ---->

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KinkyKiwi

yes yes!! pictures!! ..and isnt men stripping just always funny? no offense..just its amusing....

try not to hump anything...

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Wheat King

I once did a parody of Tom Cruise's "Cocktail" dance, with the whole white shirt and underwear thing. I taped it and sent it to my gf. When she watched it, (not knowing that it was going to be on the tape) her whole family was with her. I think I embarassed everyone except myself.

Phant84

pelvic thrust!!!!

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maleficent

Old Time Rock and Roll? Tighty Whities and socks? Sliding across the floor?


Risky Business...

Very cool thing to do... (she still your girlfriend?)

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water_boy1999

Don't get a boner in front of the ladies. No, i'm serious. I...um...errr....I mean had a friend....yeah, a friend who stripped a few times. The first time I...I mean, the first time he stripped he saw a hot chic in the group and he started to get a chubby as he danced. I can only imagine the embarassment and awkwardness of dancing with his 3rd leg. The next few times he danced, he downed a 22 ounce brewskie to get a little buzz.

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NaokiBagMagic

I love the Tom Cruise idea, Im gonna try that. Well theres been 1 change in plans, i have to wait till i get my tounge pierced next weekend till I strip she says the piercing will be the main event of my strip. So if any girls have any great advice onhow a girl should be orally pleasured, Like past experiences. let me know what you like for a guy to do. remember i will have my piercing so... any advice would be grateful.

maleficent

you might want to check what you can and can't do the day of your piercing - I'd imagine you will need time to heal.

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NaokiBagMagic

yea i know. im gonna wait till following weekend. hey who here finds piercings attractive. i have left eyebrow, nipples, ears, and soon to be tounge.

Prince

Not me. I find piercings of any and all kind more or less disgusting.

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RainbowBright

what I want to know is - how are you gonna get out of those jeans without falling on your ass?

maleficent

Hence the reason for the videotape request

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NaokiBagMagic

I'll find a way to get off of them, without falling on my ass hopefully. But If I go the route of Risky Business then i wont have to worry about jeans.

DelayedReaction

Go with variety. Chances are you're not going to be very suave when it comes to stripping, so try to make it as humorous as possible. For example, wear an undershirt with a funny logo beneath a button shirt. Or come in wearing a beanie (those hats in that Bill Murray movie), and keep it on during the entire strip show (and what I can only assume would be the ensuing afterparty).

Theme-based stuff works well too, especially now that Halloween is over.

You could also start one show naked. Start behind a door, and then open it up and jump her. :P

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dood

Don't overdo it, or she will want you to do it a lot more than 5 times! I did it for my wife, and she REALLY liked it, and yes I overdid it. This might sound gay (oh well get over it tough guys) but I downloaded some clips of men dancing for women where the women looked like they were about to eat the men up and tried moving like that.

First I had blindfolded her and danced around her brushing lightly, slow and gyrating, kind of teasing her with what my body can do. I mainly blindfolded her because I was embarrased I would make a clumsy entrance, but she realy seemed to like that. I also rubbed down with a little baby oil and made sure ambient lighting would be hitting me from both sides to highlight muscles, once the blindfold came off I wanted her first look to be one of lust. I got into it, because I wanted to show her I wasn't too self-conscious to really try.

I did have fun, and was glad I skipped my original idea of making a joke of the whole thing. But now she asks for it, and I was doing it as a one time thing. Oh well, it lets me barter for favors in return

xray21

just tease the hell out of the girl... Most girls like it even if you suck at it anyway

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Redlemon

So, has the first dance happened yet? We want details...

NaokiBagMagic

not yet, it'll happen this weekend. but im not able to get my camera to work sadly...

sierrajunkie

You actually thought kerry was going to win??

NaokiBagMagic

yes i did sadly... well im just glad i can always go to canada.

NaokiBagMagic

Well the first strip went well. I did the whole tom cruise thing, while playin some odd but good songs. Marvin Gaye was there in the music... It went smooth i didnt fall on my ass as i didnt start off with pants on. she ended up giving me head after about 10mins of me dancing. and then i went down on her. i still owe her 4 more strips, so i'll let u know how they go.

maleficent

Ya done good... Marvin's a great choice to move to...

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