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Old 10-25-2004, 05:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What's the rudest thing you said after sex?

For me, after a girl pissed me off when I was in my teenage years was to pull out, look her dead in the eye, and tell her that she bored me. What made this really audatious was that we were going at it in the middle of a warm summer day, on top of a hill, in the middle of a county park!
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Old 10-25-2004, 05:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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after sex, a girl asked me how good was it, and I told her she had low self esteem... it really made her sad.
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Old 10-25-2004, 09:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"cunt"
"bitch"
"i'd like some food"
"no, you can't clean it up"

i've said these things in different forms various times.. as well as some things i'd rather not openly discuss in forum
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Old 10-25-2004, 09:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ive never really been rude at all...
a friend of mine had sex with a girl... finished... sat down in front of his Xbox and told her to "get dressed and leave, i have to study or something"
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Old 10-25-2004, 09:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I threw her clothes at her and told her to leave.

Then I realized she didn't have a ride. Called her a cab.
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Old 10-25-2004, 09:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 10-25-2004, 10:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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"So, how much is this gonna set me back?"

Nah, I'm kidding. This was just obligatory.
I've never been rude after sex, or at least I wasn't told that I've been.
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Old 10-25-2004, 11:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Calling them by the wrong name....happend 2 or 3 times now with different people....think that upset them enough not to want to do it again.
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Old 10-26-2004, 02:33 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I've never said anything too rude, I just don't let girls stay in my bed afterwards. Many don't take that well.
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Old 10-26-2004, 03:36 AM   #10 (permalink)
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"... and I thought your sister was bad in the sack"... actually i've never said that but i have said something along the lines of "Yea, I'm done, you can leave now"
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Old 10-26-2004, 05:17 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I don't think that I've ever been rude after sex. I guess my thoughts are that if you care enough to be that intimate with someone, and they care enough about you to be that intimate in return...then why be an ass? And even if there are no "feelings" involved, and it's just a purely physical romp, then you've still been as intimate with someone as you can possibly be. Again...why be an ass?
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Old 10-26-2004, 05:23 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2004, 05:58 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I said 'thank you' to my first partner a couple of times, but she was cool about it and explained nicely that no matter how much I loved it, saying 'thank you' to your girlfriend isn't the right thing to do. I've read that a few times on the TFP too, not to say 'thank you'. I suppose those rules are a bit different it's it's spontaneous oral or something though.
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Old 10-26-2004, 06:02 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2004, 06:04 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2004, 06:12 AM   #16 (permalink)
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... a friend of mine had sex with a girl... finished... sat down in front of his Xbox and told her to "get dressed and leave, i have to study or something"
"or something" almost split me in two! LOL!
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Old 10-26-2004, 06:19 AM   #17 (permalink)
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"Awww, you crushed my smokes, mom."
WTF, EW!!!!
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Old 10-26-2004, 06:51 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2004, 07:05 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I don't think that I've ever been rude after sex. I guess my thoughts are that if you care enough to be that intimate with someone, and they care enough about you to be that intimate in return...then why be an ass? And even if there are no "feelings" involved, and it's just a purely physical romp, then you've still been as intimate with someone as you can possibly be. Again...why be an ass?
Amen, never understood being a dick to a woman because you could be.
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Old 10-26-2004, 07:07 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I'll have to agree with Bill and Ustwo. Why be the asshole?

I've never said anything rude, and I've never had anyone say anything rude to me.
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Old 10-26-2004, 07:15 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I've only been rude once.. I said "you're kidding right?" then handed her her clothes and she left.. kinda botherd me that I was an ass so I focus on not being one now.
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Old 10-26-2004, 07:41 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I've never said anythig rude to a girl after sex why be a dick about it
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Old 10-26-2004, 07:47 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2004, 07:52 AM   #24 (permalink)
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is it rude to say....I've told you 4 times now that the way you're doing that doing a thing for me.....can I just blow you instead?
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Old 10-26-2004, 09:06 AM   #25 (permalink)
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My sexual history isn't very extensive so I realize I am probably not like the norm but there has never been even one occasion where I even thought to be rude after sex. I never even considered the possibility until I read this thread.

I will say that some of your stories are funny though.
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Old 10-26-2004, 11:09 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Hahaha, that completely made my day.

I've never been rude, but then when you only have a few experences where it went as far as sex to draw from, the field is limited. I can't imagine being an ass to a girl right after sex, guys like that a just pricks. Now, if she said something negative, I'ld bite right back, I guess its situational....
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Old 10-26-2004, 01:36 PM   #27 (permalink)
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"Does that happen to you often?" after I orgasm and she doesn't.

Ok, Ok.....I never would say that but always thought that was funny. Why be rude? I bet most of you who made rude comments were probably lucky to be getting some in the first place. No wonder you haven't been laid in a while.
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Old 10-26-2004, 02:04 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2004, 03:01 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 10-27-2004, 04:32 PM   #30 (permalink)
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"That was the creepiest sex of my life"
Still true to this day.
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Old 10-27-2004, 08:27 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Techno, I wouldn't consider that to be rude... Just truthful

i tend to agree with several here... why be rude? You are already being intimate with them, it should be a comfortable experience, not an experience where one person is insulted in any way (unless they are into that thing.. I am not here to judge *wink*)
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Old 10-27-2004, 09:00 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I bet most of you who made rude comments were probably lucky to be getting some in the first place. No wonder you haven't been laid in a while.
i don't like to have to be bitchy, although..

that was a completely presumptuous comment.. i wonder which post, specifically, you're referring to.. i don't remember a comment within this particular thread in which such a confession was made..
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Old 10-27-2004, 09:08 PM   #33 (permalink)
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it had been awhile since the last time and afterwards I joked "I Win" and she didn't take it very well.

not really rude but the wrong thing to say.
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Old 10-27-2004, 10:12 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 10-27-2004, 10:26 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Like Werneron I've had the "I just wanna be friends" talk right after sex and that's pretty much absolutely a bad time to do it.
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Old 10-28-2004, 04:34 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I hate to reinforce a stigma, but I lived in a frat house right up till last year, so I've hear a million of them.

"I have to go feed my cat, I'll call you or something" (then the guy ran out the door in only his boxers, carrying his clothes in his arms)

"You were a lot thinner the last time we f**ked"

"I'm playing Halo...why are you still here?"

As for the people saying "why be a dick?", in principle of course you're right, there's no reason. BUT Females have to take some of the blame for guys acting like this. Every guy starts his dating career thinking that being "nice" to the girls you like will get them to like you back, and the opposite is true. In the teenage years, girls generally want nothing to do with the guys who are loyal and shower attention on them.
Ironically, by the time women are looking for a husband and want exactly that kind of guy, men are too jaded and have learned that being a dick will get you further.
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Old 10-28-2004, 05:44 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Unbzete, you speak the truth. You speak the truth. That totally describes me.
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Old 10-28-2004, 05:56 AM   #38 (permalink)
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As for the people saying "why be a dick?", in principle of course you're right, there's no reason. BUT Females have to take some of the blame for guys acting like this. Every guy starts his dating career thinking that being "nice" to the girls you like will get them to like you back, and the opposite is true. In the teenage years, girls generally want nothing to do with the guys who are loyal and shower attention on them.
Ironically, by the time women are looking for a husband and want exactly that kind of guy, men are too jaded and have learned that being a dick will get you further.
Oh thank you! I forgot that it's all us womens fault that guys are assholes!

Man, really, that's great. Now I can go about my day. If a guy is an asshole to me, now I know that's it's all my fault!

Give me a break
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Old 10-28-2004, 06:08 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 10-28-2004, 06:25 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I hate to reinforce a stigma, but I lived in a frat house right up till last year, so I've hear a million of them.

"I have to go feed my cat, I'll call you or something" (then the guy ran out the door in only his boxers, carrying his clothes in his arms)

"You were a lot thinner the last time we f**ked"

"I'm playing Halo...why are you still here?"

As for the people saying "why be a dick?", in principle of course you're right, there's no reason. BUT Females have to take some of the blame for guys acting like this. Every guy starts his dating career thinking that being "nice" to the girls you like will get them to like you back, and the opposite is true. In the teenage years, girls generally want nothing to do with the guys who are loyal and shower attention on them.
Ironically, by the time women are looking for a husband and want exactly that kind of guy, men are too jaded and have learned that being a dick will get you further.
NO ONE else is responsible for your actions but you. Grow up and learn how to take some responsibility for the choices that you make. Blaming others for your choices will get you nowhere but bitter and alone.
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