The condom dissappeared!!!
 

Ok, so last night I was having sex with a lady friend of mine and when we got done I went to take off the condom and it was gone! I know it was there when I orgasmed, then I kept going for a few more minutes so she could orgasm again, then when I pulled out it was gone! We looked for a good 10 minutes but couldn't find it. We both checked in her too, but no luck... heh.

Anyone else ever have this happen?

I have heard of this happening, it did not spontaneously combust. I'd get to the doctor as soon as possible, 1. for emergency contraception if she's not on birth control, and 2. to have the condom removed -- unless it's in the bedsheets (or whereever you did the deed) it's still in her somewhere...

Exactly. If it slipped off inside her, you just pushed it further in by repeated thrusting. Tear those bedsheets (or the backseat of the car) apart. If operation Condom Find is a no go, then get to the doctor's office. It's in there.

You're sure you put it on...right?

I concur with Mal and BOR it's time to go see the doctor is you can't find anyting in the bed or wherever you did the dirty dirty

Yep, i agree. See the doc if you cant find the condom.

I empathize. It's happened to me before and it wasn't fun.

Oh yeah, if its not out of her its in her. This happened to me once and it took a bit work to wrangle the thing out of her. Pleased with me she was not. Better safe than sorry, see a Doc.

See the doc. My friend (a doctor) had to deal with a woman who didn't realize her partner had "lost" the condom. She was rather rotund and was unable to realize the extra package she was carrying around, and about three weeks later, she came in with a nasty pain - and the resultant smell that eminated when it was removed cause the clearing of the room, and major cleaning. This isn't something to think about - just do it.

...maybe get smaller condoM?:)..sorry..I kinda keep an eye on mine, if its slipping on the backstrock..I fix it..AND once you come, my friend , you need to get the hell out of there.. condom and all! Strap another one on if you want to further please her, but that ones done.

maybe some sort of suction would help..vacuum cleaner anyone??? :D

<humor>ok... first go get one of those long oil funnels... cut the end off it... so the end of your tongs just barely fit thru... stick the funnel in... go in with the tongs and pull the rubber out...</humor>

yah... take her to the doctors... get her the morning after pill and have the rubber extracted...

if ya dont it can cause all kinds of problems...

I can't imagine that having that inside of her for an extended period of time is healthy!

I did the same thing once a long time ago. She just looked at me and said- I sure hope you've got a hold of it. I dove right back in and got it.

Nobody said Abra Cadabra did they? Was there a poof of smoke?
You need to be carefull when you have your Magic Wand out.

I spent about 2 hours finding one once. She got off about 15 times with me squirming my fingers in there, hehe...

One time after sex I pulled out and I look down, no condom. For a split second I freak out but I notice she has no idea. So I playfully play with her pussy again and pull it out, her none the wiser. Thank god for spermacide.

That taught me never to start fucking without a codomn, that way, the condom won't slip off.

Hmmmm, probly would have been better to let her know, its her health your fucking around with as well.

well I found it about 5 minutes after the first post... it somehow ended up between the bed and teh wall...

Sneaky little critter isn't it.

Yeah, they tend to have a life of their own.,

I've had this happen twice now. She didn't get off to me searching for 5 minutes, but it was a new experience for both of us. I guess the lubrication worked a little too well.

Priorities?

Me being the computer geek that I am, my girlfriend tends not to appreciate the time I use to research with or use my computer (doing work that can't involve her.

If I was on here five minutes after sex, she'd shoot me. And with good cause! Hell, if our roles were reversed I would probably think the same thing. I do go in for some cuddle time afterwards, at least before doing anything else.

If I was you, I would have spent the five minutes you used to type your question to be straight with her (if she didn't know) and try to find the condom or fish it out of her.

*shrugs*

My $0.02/CAD.

But you found it, which is a good thing!

I hate condoms, a lot. I'm just sayin' is all.

Sounds like i need to create a condom that straps to your balls lol

Funny thing is, I believe they make a kind that is sticky down near the base, to prevent exactly this sort of thing.

They sell a product called Condom Loc at CVS, I guess it locks the condom around your penis so it wont slip off. :/

Been in this boat as well. It sucks, but when I am about to finish, I reach for the base of my dick to see if it is still on. If not, I pull out before I come and just finish with my hand. Then I will go diving for it afterwards.

I must say..i had this happen to me once and scared both of us. i didnt finish but pulled out after a while to realize the condom was missing! so i told her...and she freaked out of course... and after about 15 minutes of searching with my fingers and trying to coax it out...i retrieved it. i was just nervous about not getting it out and having to suffer the embarrassment at the doctor's office...but of course... we would have gone straight to the doctor had i not found it. from now on i keep a close check on it....and i particularly dont use that brand any more and havent had problems with any others.

are you sure its the same one? :)

+1 happened to me once. took me about 1 minute to find it.

I think a funny ass joke could be made up with that line and thought process!

:lol: Good one, after all the looking and everyone concerned... :thumbsup:

My wife (prior to being married) had the unfortunate experience of having to visit the doc to have a condom retreived. The doc said it happens often...definitely have her go quick!

uh, a lady friend of yours? i wish i had girl friends that would have sex with me for fun..

this happened to me one time. Back seat of a tiny ass car, in some movie theater parking lot. I pulled out and there was no condom on me. took me a good 10 minutes of fishing around in there to find the lil bugger. Needless to say, she wasn't too happy with me.

i was seeing a guy a few years ago and i was over at his place and i saw he had magnum condums... i thought wow alright!.. a few days later im back at his place and we started messing around thats when i begin to think that those must be somebody elses condums cuz he sure doesnt need them... it gets going a lil further and i he eventually gets up and grabs one and puts it on... i thought that maybe magnums werent as big as i had rembered.. we go at it for a lil while when all of the sudden he stops and says fuck... i was like what?? he said the condum slipped off.. he didnt cum yet so i wasnt worried about pregnancy but i still wanted it out of there... i told him to find it... so he goes in and proceeds to get me off 3 times trying to find it.. he finds it and then goes to grab another one.. i didnt want to be mean and tell him hey ur dick is too small for those so i just requested he try one of my ribbed ones i had in my purse... so guys dont try anduse a hefty bag when a ziplock will do