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Hardknock · 05-01-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CityOfAngels

Today was my first time anyone has ever actually begged me for sex. My ex-girlfriend gave me a call, and we talked about nonsense for awhile. Then she told me how something has been 'bothering' her. Apparently her new boyfriend doesn't "hit it" where she needs it to be "hit" in order for her to enjoy sex at all. On top of that, he only has sex with her once a week and only lasts 20 minutes. She asked me, "So...I was wondering if I could come over tonight later on..." I was like, "I dunno..." with a sarcastic tone. After asking me again a few more times, she then said in a very excited voice, "Aw c'mon! I really need some dick! I need to be fucked right now! You're the only one that can hit it right!" This is what I said to her:
"You cheated on me with him. You chose to be with him rather than with me, and NOW you're regretting it? It's not my fault that he can't handle your business. I knew you'd miss my dick someday. And oh yeah: NO!" I hung up in disgust.

Although I was thoroughly disgusted, and probably will regret not taking her up on her offer whenever I'm feeling stupid and horny, I must say that I was quite flattered. I didn't know that my libido was adequate enough to make someone actually fiend over it! Don't get me wrong; I'm not bragging...it's just this is the first time this has ever happened to me. It came as a disgusting yet pleasant surpise.

To her credit, she did call back and apologize.

Good for you! You tell her where to stick it man!! The cheating cunt made her bed now let her sleep in it.

Doc_34465 · 05-02-2005, 05:39 PM

This is what I think is great about being a male.. If a man begs a woman for sex, the woman is, more times than not, put off by this. In most cases takes her to a (mental) place wich is farthest from any desire to have sex, if it were there at all. A man on the other hand, no matter how sencitive he claims to be, can find pure joy from this senerio, no matter the out-come (or lack there-of *OH*).

I don't think that the act of sex, in itself, is the true drive towards sexual desire in men.. But more the sexual desire shown towards him..

That being said.. I think I could *almost* do w/out sex entirely, knowing that I had, say, three women hanging on my every word, waiting for the moment to feast apon me.. WHEW! I think I need to take this to a another thread now.. ROFL..

And the answer is yes, I have been there, done that.

And you my friend did the right thing.. Feels damn good doesn't it?

james t kirk · 05-02-2005, 06:01 PM

I would have pegged her in your position.

Probably would have been very nasty too and then pulled out and come on her face.

ibis · 05-03-2005, 09:44 PM

I had an ex lie about being on birth control she wanted it so bad... I was not happy.

PHYcos · 05-04-2005, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ibis

I had an ex lie about being on birth control she wanted it so bad... I was not happy.

Jezz! I'd hate to be in you sitiuation!

RCR · 05-04-2005, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CityOfAngels

Today was my first time anyone has ever actually begged me for sex. My ex-girlfriend gave me a call, and we talked about nonsense for awhile. Then she told me how something has been 'bothering' her. Apparently her new boyfriend doesn't "hit it" where she needs it to be "hit" in order for her to enjoy sex at all. On top of that, he only has sex with her once a week and only lasts 20 minutes. She asked me, "So...I was wondering if I could come over tonight later on..." I was like, "I dunno..." with a sarcastic tone. After asking me again a few more times, she then said in a very excited voice, "Aw c'mon! I really need some dick! I need to be fucked right now! You're the only one that can hit it right!" This is what I said to her:
"You cheated on me with him. You chose to be with him rather than with me, and NOW you're regretting it? It's not my fault that he can't handle your business. I knew you'd miss my dick someday. And oh yeah: NO!" I hung up in disgust.

Although I was thoroughly disgusted, and probably will regret not taking her up on her offer whenever I'm feeling stupid and horny, I must say that I was quite flattered. I didn't know that my libido was adequate enough to make someone actually fiend over it! Don't get me wrong; I'm not bragging...it's just this is the first time this has ever happened to me. It came as a disgusting yet pleasant surpise.

To her credit, she did call back and apologize.

You did the right thing buddy,

rcr

05-02-2005, 05:39 PM	#82 (permalink)
Doc_34465 Psycho Location: Inverness, Fl.	This is what I think is great about being a male.. If a man begs a woman for sex, the woman is, more times than not, put off by this. In most cases takes her to a (mental) place wich is farthest from any desire to have sex, if it were there at all. A man on the other hand, no matter how sencitive he claims to be, can find pure joy from this senerio, no matter the out-come (or lack there-of OH). I don't think that the act of sex, in itself, is the true drive towards sexual desire in men.. But more the sexual desire shown towards him.. That being said.. I think I could almost do w/out sex entirely, knowing that I had, say, three women hanging on my every word, waiting for the moment to feast apon me.. WHEW! I think I need to take this to a another thread now.. ROFL.. And the answer is yes, I have been there, done that. And you my friend did the right thing.. Feels damn good doesn't it? __________________ "Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking Badgers!!" "Now.. The mushrooms? Yeah, I'll have some more!" Does he have a name? Can I name him Dancey Mcgee? Spinach_Indeed

05-02-2005, 06:01 PM	#83 (permalink)
james t kirk Junkie Location: Toronto	I would have pegged her in your position. Probably would have been very nasty too and then pulled out and come on her face.

05-03-2005, 09:44 PM	#84 (permalink)
ibis PIKE!	I had an ex lie about being on birth control she wanted it so bad... I was not happy.