10-19-2004, 07:40 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
Oh shit it's Wayne Brady!
Location: Passenger seat of Wayne Brady's car.
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Guys: Ever have a girl practically beg you for sex?
Today was my first time anyone has ever actually begged me for sex. My ex-girlfriend gave me a call, and we talked about nonsense for awhile. Then she told me how something has been 'bothering' her. Apparently her new boyfriend doesn't "hit it" where she needs it to be "hit" in order for her to enjoy sex at all. On top of that, he only has sex with her once a week and only lasts 20 minutes. She asked me, "So...I was wondering if I could come over tonight later on..." I was like, "I dunno..." with a sarcastic tone. After asking me again a few more times, she then said in a very excited voice, "Aw c'mon! I really need some dick! I need to be fucked right now! You're the only one that can hit it right!" This is what I said to her:
"You cheated on me with him. You chose to be with him rather than with me, and NOW you're regretting it? It's not my fault that he can't handle your business. I knew you'd miss my dick someday. And oh yeah: NO!" I hung up in disgust. Although I was thoroughly disgusted, and probably will regret not taking her up on her offer whenever I'm feeling stupid and horny, I must say that I was quite flattered. I didn't know that my libido was adequate enough to make someone actually fiend over it! Don't get me wrong; I'm not bragging...it's just this is the first time this has ever happened to me. It came as a disgusting yet pleasant surpise. To her credit, she did call back and apologize.
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10-19-2004, 07:49 PM | #3 (permalink) | |
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Location: California
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I'd do it hehehe j/k well maybe.... Id actually go for it, but id make her work for it big time |
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10-19-2004, 11:16 PM | #12 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: South Australia
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The girlfriend was on her period, at about noon I received a phone call, the conversation is hazy but went something along these lines. "Hi honey, you know I love you! You love me too right"
"Yes, of course" I replied. "Excellent, then would you please please please fuck me today!" "Sure!" "I'm on my period, baby" *Silence* And then a tentative "ok" The sex was surprisingly good! The sensations were a bit odd at first and the blood on the condom was a tad disconcerting, but I got over it and now we joyfully fuck month round (But I still refuse to eat her out). |
10-19-2004, 11:24 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?
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yep it's happened. ex gf of mine called one time at 1am complaining about how horny she was and how she needed it fixed right now. Told her I was sleeping and that she's a bitch for waking me up...then i went round and poled her.
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10-20-2004, 03:36 AM | #15 (permalink) |
Ambling Toward the Light
Location: The Early 16th Century
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Yeah, had an ex show up at the door to my apartment in college. I opened the door for her (we had parted on rather decent terms and are still friends to this day) and she told me she needed to fuck. She then pulled off her sweatshirt right there on my front porch in full view of the street (no bra, she hated them) just to show me she ment business. Then she pushed by me and by they time I had followed her back to my bedroom she was naked. It did not last long as was in a "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am" sort of mood but hey, it was still good.
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10-20-2004, 03:43 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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Location: Alphen aan den Rijn, the Netherlands (find it on a map, it is there (somewhere))
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Once, but was to drunk to enjoy it. However a friend of mine does it with his ex, who has a new boy friend. And he basically tells everyone except him directly. So the new boyfriend is going nuts with all the hear say and gossip he hears. Granted that is evil, but hey she constantly calls him, asks him out and begs him. He is only flesh and bones
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10-20-2004, 04:00 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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Location: London, England
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Awesome self control man! Congrats on being the bigger guy (no pun inteded) and not doing the same thing that had happened to you.
And yes.. a couple of times but this is because i'm a No Sex Before Marriage guy and they were horny gals (different occations of course.) One of these act. led to a break up but thats a completely different thread all together. Short answer. Yes. |
10-20-2004, 05:24 AM | #20 (permalink) |
Helplessly hoping
Location: Above the stars
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"You cheated on me with him. You chose to be with him rather than with me, and NOW you're regretting it? It's not my fault that he can't handle your business. I knew you'd miss my dick someday. And oh yeah: NO!" I hung up in disgust."
Good for you. Fuck her. (Well, not literally) People that cheat deserve the lame sex they get stuck with. |
10-20-2004, 05:26 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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Yeah I've been begged before... It is a good feeling. Although I have been in the same position as you and I have done the same. I won't have sex with someone if I know they are with someone else. I am just not that kind of guy.
Congrats to you for having the morals to do that... It is tough to turn down good sex...
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10-20-2004, 05:47 AM | #22 (permalink) |
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about 10 years ago I worked near a coffee shop which I naturally frequented. There was a girl there who started flirting, then started bringing coffee to me in my office, then told me that I could "have her" in the bathroom if I wanted. Told her I wasn't available. She said she knew, she "often saw" my girlfriend around town.
She was really cute, but this was so far from sexy. It was just creepy. She moved to Maine shortly after this incident, only to return 3 years later. I was in a restaurant and she approached us (now married to the girlfriend). She asked If I remembered her, and my wife and I said "yes" in unison. She said "good" and walked away never to been seen again. |
10-20-2004, 06:39 AM | #23 (permalink) | |
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When I first met my wife she jumped me within a week. Of course she didn't so much beg as take charge and have her way... |
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10-20-2004, 03:54 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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Location: Texas
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yes, but unfortunately it was with a married woman. she came on to me pretty hard and i didn't resist. i hope i didn't screw up the marriage. on a side note, it was VERY cool and would love to experience it again. not with a married woman though.
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10-20-2004, 04:35 PM | #26 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: South Dakota
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Happened to me once. This girl grabbed my arm and pulled me into her room. She says "lets fuck". I'm like "no" because she was very unattractive... she then sayd she just wants to cuddle... me again "no". She then says she just wants to talk, "no". She kept pulling my arm, but I kept denying her. It was a hard choice, but 2 days later I realized I made the right decision.
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10-20-2004, 07:56 PM | #28 (permalink) | |
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10-21-2004, 01:56 AM | #31 (permalink) | |
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10-21-2004, 02:08 AM | #32 (permalink) | ||
Oh shit it's Wayne Brady!
Location: Passenger seat of Wayne Brady's car.
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10-21-2004, 12:02 PM | #33 (permalink) |
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It seems like whenever I am at the bar with my gf, or when she comes home from the bar after going out with the girls, that she is totally horny like nobody's business. My gf is asian and probably has an allergic reaction to the alcohol (her body turns red from her knees to her forhead, i dunno why she's never seen a doctor), and there's been a handful of times when she's begged me to screw her in a corner booth or washroom. So far i haven't had the guts to do it in such a public place, and we often end up screwing in the car (during a pit stop) on the way home.
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10-21-2004, 12:31 PM | #34 (permalink) | ||
Oh shit it's Wayne Brady!
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10-21-2004, 02:29 PM | #35 (permalink) |
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Location: CA-USA
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An old co-worker of mine begged me for sex quite a few times but I never went for it because we worked together and we all know how that goes. Once night she called me and I finally said yes, but only if she would come to my house, pick me up, take me back to her place and then take me home afterwards because I didn't feel like driving. I didn't think she'd go for it but sure enough, she came over in about 15 minutes and we went through with it. I later found out that she was married and that her husband was in jail Yeah, that was the end of that. Fortunately for me, she got fired a week later (completely unrelated)
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10-21-2004, 08:36 PM | #36 (permalink) |
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I had my first experience with this last night. She'd come over as usual, but we both had a lot of work to do, and stuff to do early in the morning, and thought we'd just go to sleep. Throughout the night, she kept grinding into me, and I kept trying to resist. By the morning, she was literally begging for it, and it was some of the most amazing sex I've ever had. What a way to wake up .
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10-21-2004, 09:21 PM | #37 (permalink) |
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Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico
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Sometimes I willingly resist sex, just to get a reaction, sometimes I get aggression, sometimes it turns to begging. Almost every time we have phone sex, she begs for me to sneak out of my house and come fuck her. I enjoy it.
Oh yeah, and if I ever question if I'm "good at it" or not, I remember those situations and think... "Why would she beg if she didn't enjoy it?" Last edited by cpugamerbb; 10-21-2004 at 09:23 PM.. |
10-21-2004, 10:04 PM | #38 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Albuquerque, NM
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You know that I already want the sex anyways...Cpu...I too, though, have had a girl beg me for sex. Kinda wierd when it's your best friend.
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10-21-2004, 10:15 PM | #39 (permalink) |
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Yes, my wifey...we both beg at times. It really depends on the mood.
To CityOfAngels: I'm glad that you reminded her that she cheated on you. People need to understand that being cheated on hurts, as they aparently didn't care enough in the first place about your feelings. It's not a matter of getting revenge, but a matter of them understanding the amount of pain they inflicted through a selfish act. |
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