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View Poll Results: Would you engage in oral sex more often if it tasted better?
Yes, it's fun but doesn't taste as good as it feels. 32 42.67%
No, it tastes fine the way it is. 43 57.33%
No, oral sex is nasty 0 0%
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Old 10-18-2004, 09:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Well, I was reading my daily webcomics and one of the banner ads caught my eye. Apparantly the complaints of men and women for ages can now be assuaged, that is if you like apples and oranges. A company called Love Potion 69 has created a pill that give your sexual fluids a better flavor/aroma: apples for men, oranges for women. I must say, I am rather intrigued. Thoughts, comments?

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Old 10-18-2004, 09:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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How about chocolate? I want my cum to taste like chocolate. Or peanut butter. One of those, yeah. Maybe Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, to nail it all down.
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Old 10-18-2004, 09:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I've heard of this before.. in fact an old girlfriend of mine used to say my stuff tasted better when I drank cherry coke. Needless to say I started drinking a lot of cherry coke I've also heard that greasy foods make a woman taste better but for me.. pussy tastes like pussy.. and I luv it
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I like it, and it turns me on- but it's just so taxing. I have limited energy, due to the fact that I'm vegetarian, and I don't usually like to spend forty five minutes bobbing up and down. It takes him FOREVER, too.
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I like women just the way they are. Never thought they tasted bad in the first place.
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I like the way she tastes, it's a turn on, and eating an apple doesn't turn me on.

She says I taste like coffee alot, especially right after I had a cup.
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I use honey to make it taste better, and there are a few medical papers out there that say if she gets pregnate when there is local honey in your system, your child is less likely to have alergies. I don't know if that's even possible, but it does make it taste better (according to old gf's and wifey).

If I had my choice, I'd want mine to taste like prime ribs with a portabello sauce, and mashed potatoes. And maybe apple or pumpkin pie the second time.
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Old 10-18-2004, 11:00 AM   #8 (permalink)
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that is so awesome! When will they make a strawberry flavoured one for women?!
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Old 10-18-2004, 11:16 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I'd get a bunch more head if it tasted like chocolate, I know that for sure.

Nonetheless, I don't plan on tampering with nature on this one.
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Old 10-18-2004, 11:18 AM   #10 (permalink)
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omg i will kill to taste a strawberry flavoured woman... But pussy taste great as it is.
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Old 10-18-2004, 11:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Tastes just fine to me... The idea of a flavored dick is gross.
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Old 10-18-2004, 11:35 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I like the way it tastes, that's part of the turn on for me. Although I guess if she were really foul I would have a problem.
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Old 10-18-2004, 11:48 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I certainly don't mind the way a woman tastes, but I am also intrigued. I would try it just for the novelty of it.
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Old 10-18-2004, 01:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Now that you guys have answered some, my view. I would quite likely engage in oral sex more often if it tasted/smelled better. It's not that it's bad as it is, but I have like a Scooby-Doo calibre super sniffer and it's been a bit overwhelming in the past.
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Old 10-18-2004, 01:58 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I like it, and it turns me on- but it's just so taxing. I have limited energy, due to the fact that I'm vegetarian, and I don't usually like to spend forty five minutes bobbing up and down. It takes him FOREVER, too.
I don't see how being vegetarian means less energy. There's more energy to be gained from being a vegetarian. Unless you're just not eating much?
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Old 10-18-2004, 02:18 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Maybe if I had a flavor, my wife might actually perform on me. Any way, I love the taste as it is now, don't think I could, well, maybe once any way. Anything is worth a try once.
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Old 10-18-2004, 02:49 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I like the way guys taste....I think the flavor is distinctly sexy, and a huge turn on for me.
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Old 10-18-2004, 03:44 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I like it, and it turns me on- but it's just so taxing. I have limited energy, due to the fact that I'm vegetarian, and I don't usually like to spend forty five minutes bobbing up and down. It takes him FOREVER, too.
What does being vegetarian have to do with your energy levels?
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Old 10-19-2004, 01:04 AM   #19 (permalink)
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How can you improve on something so great the way it is??? All the women I have been with have tasted and smelled delightfull.
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Old 10-19-2004, 01:30 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I saw this comic strip (online) where a doctor made a drink to make the sperm to taste like chocolate. The girl just sucked untill she couldnt suck no more (untill he had to goto hospital). It was very funny.
I wish my gf liked to do it. She thinks it is perverted and discusting and the taste is "gross".
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Old 10-19-2004, 02:04 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I would loooove to taste a strawberry girl. I got no problem with the way the smell/taste unless its after a long sweaty day.Then i'd insist on a wash before!
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Old 10-19-2004, 02:58 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I think most men are turned off not by the natural fragrence and flavor of pussy but rather of their partner's hygiene habits (or lack thereof).
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Old 10-19-2004, 11:55 PM   #23 (permalink)
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There's nothing sexier than a man that revels in the smell of pussy .. yum!

The smell doesn't bother me... and what I find really neat is how the smell is always different, from one partner to the next. Even my own smell changes... I have a new partner, and I noticed that our "sex" smells different than the smell of sex that existed with my past partner.
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Old 10-20-2004, 12:10 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Fresh fruit, vegetables and pineapple juice daily will not only increase your stamina but also volume and taste. I know it's hard, but caffeine can sometimes make cum taste bitter, though I'd rather relieve myself on a piece of tissue than give up my beloved morning coffee.
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