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Racer · 10-06-2004, 06:17 PM

My heart went into atrial fibrilation (spasms of the receiving muscle), followed by an ambulance ride to the ER--a memorable night!

MrFlux · 10-06-2004, 06:26 PM

Ok Racer has us all beat. Nothing quite kills the afterglow like heart spasms.

Arsenic7 · 10-06-2004, 07:43 PM

She forced herself on me valentines night, I didn't realize it in the dark since she basically woke me up for it but she was crying. We had planned for it to be a special night but she chose to watch some show on liposuction (ick) in the hotel instead and when we tried to initiate things she couldn't get into it and insulted me, got angry. I decided it would be best to just go to bed and not worry about it but she couldn't let go. Sometime after that is when she woke me up....

Of course I stopped her as soon as I realized but it was one of the worst experiences of my life.

Blackthorn · 10-06-2004, 07:54 PM

Similar story to others:

Late one Wednesday evening the girlie and I were gettin busy in her parents basement. On Wednesday's her mother went to play Bingo at a church that was walking distance from their house. She was NEVER EVER home before 11pm. So...it's about 9:45 or so and the girlie is giving me a glorious MONICA. I mean she's just going at it while I'm sitting straight up on the couch. She was SOOO cool she even let me watch ESPN while she was swallowing the sword.

Low and behold the external basement door flies open and all of the sudden I'm looking right at her mother while the girlie is still pounding away. *tap on the shoulder & Uh...Jules...we have company*

Her Mom walks right past us in a huff...up the stairs and slams the door.

About 5 minutes later she called for Julie to come upstairs. The next five to ten minutes were excrutiatingly long. Her mother called down and invited me to come upstairs where she just said "Good night kjroh".

I left without really saying much of anything. Needless to say it took a couple of months before I was allowed back in the house. We were never left unsupervised again which totally sucked (no pun intended).

sushiboy · 10-08-2004, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by karoshi

Haha,

This has nothing to do with being caught. I was with my boyfriend and we had gone to go see some of his boys down at the shop. We all ended up smoking three big fat joints and I was the highest I've ever been in my life. Needless to say, we were driving home in the rain and he started rubbing my leg and touching me. It got a little hot and heavy, but we managed to make it home and I got a piece of gum out of my bag.
We start out and going at it, then I go on to give him a blowjob. We have some awesome sex and finish with me on top, then I get off the bed and he goes to get up and he's like, wtf? My ass?
Of course I forgot about the gum which fell out of my mouth and ended up stuck you know where... I had to cut it out with scissors. Although I was mortified, we ended up laughing about it in the end.

He called me Gumby for awhile, but that ws the worst of it.

OMFG-ROFLMAO!

I just about fell off my chair when I read this.

KinkyKiwi · 10-08-2004, 12:40 PM

me 15 him 16..i wasnt allowed to have boys in my bedroom so we were making out in teh living room...now my house has very few actual doors..its all just open doorways...needless to say after 2 hours of macking we got frisky and i went down...my mother peeks her head in..just as he finishes..he pulled up his pants very fast so i was pretty sure my mother didnt see his member...what i didnt count on is the proof being on my face as i went to go see what she wanted...

she took it pretty well..

said nothing except to offer me mouth wash because "a lady shouldnt have that particular scent on her breath" and point out "something" on my face with a bemused expression..

ibis · 10-08-2004, 05:35 PM

My GF and I were going at it today when a speaker fell off my bed and hit her in the head. The poor thing nearly started crying. I didn't know what to say so I just held her... but didn't stop

Giltwist · 10-08-2004, 06:37 PM

My ex had some deep emotional scars so the first several times we did anything sexual she cried afterwards. That put a serious crimp in our love life for most of the relationship.

pmkuon · 10-08-2004, 07:11 PM

Screwing another guys wife while he was playing poker in the next room. His cousin walks in and catches us.
THe cousin never told the husband...I never got that drunk again.

MSD · 10-08-2004, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Racer

My heart went into atrial fibrilation (spasms of the receiving muscle), followed by an ambulance ride to the ER--a memorable night!

She got some serious bragging rights from that one. "I fucked him so well he ended up in the hospital!"

fhqwhgads · 10-08-2004, 10:24 PM

Her boyfriend knocked on the door, not knowing she was in my dorm room. The room itself was only like 6x10 feet, so there wasn't anyplace to hide her if I opened the door. Plus, I was on the fifth floor.

In my defense, we weren't making love.... we were both topless, and she was rubbing my back with baby oil. See...perfectly harmless.

buxtonmarfax · 10-08-2004, 10:26 PM

Embarassing stories are one thing... TEARS are totally different.

boredom · 10-09-2004, 07:46 PM

heh her sister walked in.

lunchbox · 10-10-2004, 04:03 PM

When I was 16 I lived in the basement and my girlfriend and I were on my bed under the covers and she was giving me a handjob and my dad walked down, somehow neither one of us heard him. he asked if we were going to eat dinner, he just turned around and walked up stairs when I said no. she stopped while he was there but finished me off afterwards and later that night after she left I got the "I don't ever want to see anything like that again, and you're not to be allowed in your room with a girl again" Luckily he doesn't stick to his word....

Unfortunately this leads into my next situation (same girl) we were all alone and seeing as how no one ever bothers me when i'm in my room (literally never, most times they don't know if I'm home) I was going down on her and my brother walked in, luckily she hid and I went and talked to my brother away from where she was in my room and he never knew.

not with that girl anymore but I've been close a lot of times with this girlfriend. luckily we can get away with her going down on me with my parents home. Unfortunately I don't live in my parents house or anywhere near it so now it'll be another month before I get to be with her again.

10-06-2004, 06:26 PM	#42 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	Ok Racer has us all beat. Nothing quite kills the afterglow like heart spasms. __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

10-06-2004, 07:43 PM	#43 (permalink)
Arsenic7 Insane Location: Corvallis, OR.	She forced herself on me valentines night, I didn't realize it in the dark since she basically woke me up for it but she was crying. We had planned for it to be a special night but she chose to watch some show on liposuction (ick) in the hotel instead and when we tried to initiate things she couldn't get into it and insulted me, got angry. I decided it would be best to just go to bed and not worry about it but she couldn't let go. Sometime after that is when she woke me up.... Of course I stopped her as soon as I realized but it was one of the worst experiences of my life. __________________ This is no sig.

10-06-2004, 07:54 PM	#44 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	Similar story to others: Late one Wednesday evening the girlie and I were gettin busy in her parents basement. On Wednesday's her mother went to play Bingo at a church that was walking distance from their house. She was NEVER EVER home before 11pm. So...it's about 9:45 or so and the girlie is giving me a glorious MONICA. I mean she's just going at it while I'm sitting straight up on the couch. She was SOOO cool she even let me watch ESPN while she was swallowing the sword. Low and behold the external basement door flies open and all of the sudden I'm looking right at her mother while the girlie is still pounding away. tap on the shoulder & Uh...Jules...we have company Her Mom walks right past us in a huff...up the stairs and slams the door. About 5 minutes later she called for Julie to come upstairs. The next five to ten minutes were excrutiatingly long. Her mother called down and invited me to come upstairs where she just said "Good night kjroh". I left without really saying much of anything. Needless to say it took a couple of months before I was allowed back in the house. We were never left unsupervised again which totally sucked (no pun intended). __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

10-08-2004, 12:40 PM	#46 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	me 15 him 16..i wasnt allowed to have boys in my bedroom so we were making out in teh living room...now my house has very few actual doors..its all just open doorways...needless to say after 2 hours of macking we got frisky and i went down...my mother peeks her head in..just as he finishes..he pulled up his pants very fast so i was pretty sure my mother didnt see his member...what i didnt count on is the proof being on my face as i went to go see what she wanted... she took it pretty well.. said nothing except to offer me mouth wash because "a lady shouldnt have that particular scent on her breath" and point out "something" on my face with a bemused expression.. __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

10-08-2004, 07:11 PM	#49 (permalink)
pmkuon Upright	Screwing another guys wife while he was playing poker in the next room. His cousin walks in and catches us. THe cousin never told the husband...I never got that drunk again. __________________ wea willis

10-06-2004, 06:17 PM	#41 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	My heart went into atrial fibrilation (spasms of the receiving muscle), followed by an ambulance ride to the ER--a memorable night!

10-08-2004, 05:35 PM	#47 (permalink)
ibis PIKE!	My GF and I were going at it today when a speaker fell off my bed and hit her in the head. The poor thing nearly started crying. I didn't know what to say so I just held her... but didn't stop

10-08-2004, 06:37 PM	#48 (permalink)
Giltwist Insane Location: Pennsylvania	My ex had some deep emotional scars so the first several times we did anything sexual she cried afterwards. That put a serious crimp in our love life for most of the relationship.

10-08-2004, 10:24 PM	#51 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	Her boyfriend knocked on the door, not knowing she was in my dorm room. The room itself was only like 6x10 feet, so there wasn't anyplace to hide her if I opened the door. Plus, I was on the fifth floor. In my defense, we weren't making love.... we were both topless, and she was rubbing my back with baby oil. See...perfectly harmless.

10-08-2004, 10:26 PM	#52 (permalink)
buxtonmarfax Upright	Embarassing stories are one thing... TEARS are totally different.

10-09-2004, 07:46 PM	#53 (permalink)
boredom Insane Location: California	heh her sister walked in.

10-10-2004, 04:03 PM	#54 (permalink)
lunchbox Thank God hockey is back Location: Deeeeeetroit	When I was 16 I lived in the basement and my girlfriend and I were on my bed under the covers and she was giving me a handjob and my dad walked down, somehow neither one of us heard him. he asked if we were going to eat dinner, he just turned around and walked up stairs when I said no. she stopped while he was there but finished me off afterwards and later that night after she left I got the "I don't ever want to see anything like that again, and you're not to be allowed in your room with a girl again" Luckily he doesn't stick to his word.... Unfortunately this leads into my next situation (same girl) we were all alone and seeing as how no one ever bothers me when i'm in my room (literally never, most times they don't know if I'm home) I was going down on her and my brother walked in, luckily she hid and I went and talked to my brother away from where she was in my room and he never knew. not with that girl anymore but I've been close a lot of times with this girlfriend. luckily we can get away with her going down on me with my parents home. Unfortunately I don't live in my parents house or anywhere near it so now it'll be another month before I get to be with her again.