I was f'ed in my sleep!
 

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I was exhausted because I stayed up until midnight last night, then went to work from 5h am- 10h am. Since nwlinkvxd is home this weekend, I went to his home and I fell asleep.

While I was deep in my exhausted sleep, he decided to do what the title implies. :hmm: BAD BOY. :icare: :crazy:

You actually slept through that? I don't think I could. :lol:

No, I'm not sure I could have done as well! It's either a comment on how absolutely tired you were, or an indication of your lover's sexual prowess. I'm not sure which one!

are you that sound a sleeper?

Color me dumb. You were fed? I don't get it. He put his cock in your mouth?

Um rape? :confused:

JP, that was my first response. But she doesn't seem to mind too much. So I guess that makes it ok? Personally, if my hunny did that, I'd kick his ass.

One of my ex-boyfriends used to do that, on numerous occasions. It always seemed mysterious as to how he pulled it off, but I guess he just went slow. I thought it was pretty exciting to think about, personally, and I never minded at all. I even used to occasionally try to provoke him into it while pretending I was still asleep, just to see what he would do. Then one of our friends (who we hadn't ever mentioned our experience to) told us she had caught her boyfriend trying to do the same thing, and she chased him around the house with an axe threatening to cut it off! That really pointed out to me how differently people might feel about this.

Not usually, no. However, like I said I was completely exhausted. I forgot to say that this whole week I've been sick so that contributed to my exhaustion.

Oh, aladdin sane, I was f*cked in my sleep. "F'ed" is my way of making a contraction out of that word.

I really find this hard to believe, unless he is VERY small. How could you not wake up from having a penis inside you? This completely blows my mind..

Sorry for sounding like an ass, no offense to you or your bf...I'm just completely dumbfounded by this...

Seriously, my ex used to do it regularly. He would go really slow, I guess. And no, he wasn't really small. :p

It boggles the mind :crazy: :lol:

Umm...okay, now I must ask...

Since you were sleeping when he did this, did you get wet, or did he need lube to penetrate you? :confused: LOL

wow... if my guy ever did this, he'd be in a helluva lot of trouble...

So have any of you girls effed your boyfriends while they slept? It might be hard (punny), but I'm sure it can be done.

wow, I don't know how he pulled it off, I personally wouldn't have felt right about doing such a thing, and my current girlfriend is a light sleeper, so I just don't see it happening. For that matter, I don't get off as easily if she's not enjoying it too...

In my case, I'm pretty sure what he did was just play with me until I got wet and then go really slow. It's really interesting for me to see all the negative responses to this from the women, since I got off on the idea in a kinky sort of way. I certainly see how you all would feel the way you do, though.

I have tried to have sex with guys when they're sleeping but it's never worked. They just go "harumph" in their sleep and roll over or something. Very frustrating and irritating.

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Believe me when I say I'd indulge you. ;)

edit: Link, you're a cheeky bastard. :thumbsup: I doubt I'd have the brass to do that.

Sounds like fun. I think I'll try it........

I once tried it with my wife but have never tried it since. Things definitely didn't get all hot and horny when she woke up, much to my dismay ;)

If you aren't posting for about a week, can we assume you got killed? Or maimed?? :lol:

I woke up with vague memories of being sexed, and had to ask the SO if we'd had sex that morning, or if it was just a weird dream...we had, and i think she was fully awake.

My bf would be in big trouble if he tried that. It's one thing to start messing around while the person is asleep to wake them up, but I really don't like the idea of someone continuing with them knowing I not awake.

I'm glad you're okay with it though. But guys, just because L.P.M. was okay in this instance doesn't mean all women are, it could very well be viewed as rape as she was unable to give her consent....

Wasn't that on an episode of Moral Court?

Quite interesting...kinda kinky...

I'll have to talk to the girlfriend about it and see her reaction....could be kinda fun.

I initially thought the same thing, rape, but then I realized that LPM didn't seem shaken by it, so more power to them! *applause*

there have been a few occasions where my fiancee was asleep, and all of a sudden she starts playing with me and getting me all up there...and starts kissing me. and then it goes all the way through..and at the end of it...I always aask if she is okay...and that's when I realised she was asleep. Apperantly when she is dreaming of having sex, she will actually Sleep-Sex (I think that's an apropriate term here). I tell her about it the next morning...and she is usually suprised that her sex dream was more then just that.

I guess that means I am the man of her dreams.

Happens to me all the time. I vaguely wake up sometimes. I just go back to sleep. I see nothing wrong with it outside of it being damn annoying if I wake up sometimes, but I always let him finish. If your in bed with me you have my implied consent to play down there.

LOL! That's funny as hell man :lol:

lurkette once had "sleep sex" with me. There I was sleeping away, and then suddenly there she is on top of me banging away. Thing is: I woke up, she didn't. She was having some weird sex nightmare, and at first I didn't realize it, but she was saying weird things.

After a little bit I stopped her and she got confused and upset and didn't know where she was. I turned on he bedroom light and she looked around and realized she'd been dreaming, and sarted calming down. It was pretty weird.

Of all the nightmares, that's probably one kind I would like to never experience.. interesting story..

Anyway, I've done this to my girlfriend a few times. She usually wakes up about the time I get in all the way, or while I'm still fooling around. Most of the time she wakes up in a better mood than even I was in :crazy:

The misses works a split 2nd/3rd shift, she generally gets off about 2am, I generally get off about an hour later =) I'm such a sound sleeper that I have literally slept through a tornado hitting four blocks away, so it should come as no suprise that I have sucessfully slept through a blowjob or two, but I'm not sure even I could sleep through her jumping on me. I've started on her while she was sleeping a couple times over the years but she's always woken up after a couple strokes at most. She's never threatened to kill me but she was upset once when I woke her up 3 hours before she was supposed to get up for work, I've never made the same complaint.

Deep sleep fucking is the BEST.

Nothing like feeling up you SO as you're still half asleep and then waking up and seeing it's like 3:00am and having hard sex. Only my wife wakes up everytime and tells me that if I'm going to keep calling my hand different names I have to go to the other room. :D

But seriously my wife always wakes up. Don't really know how someone can sleep through it.

I like the idea too. I think its sorta kinky, in a way. I woke up the first time he did that to me, but I wasn't totally there. My body was very relaxed and my mind was elsewhere --- It was great. :p

I've tried sexin' my guy up when he's sleeping too.. but Its really hard to even go down on my guy when he's sleeping. I try, but he wakes up when I go to pull his member out of his boxer-briefs.

heh, I find this pretty amusing. I wonder what ono's reaction would be were I to try that :lol:

I'm wondering what the difference is between those who like the idea and those who don't - it make me curious. I guess I might feel differently about it if I didn't sleep next to a man with whom I've had sex several hundred times and who I'm pretty much ready to do anything with at a moment's notice.

Then again I suspect my feelings about it might be shaped by some pretty twisted Japanese erotic stories I read when I was young. It might very well be that I'm just a pervert.

Damn, I couldn't imagine doing that to my current gf. I think she'd beat the hell out of me. Well, actually I can IMAGINE doing it, but don't think I'd ever have the balls to try it, I'd like to keep my balls.

You fucking perv!!!!

*starts looking for an axe to hide under his pillow*..

I can't understand all of you who think this is okay...it's verging on rape. It might be that you have had sex with "her" "him" several thousands of times, but I know for me that if I woke up and my boyfriend was effectively fucking me while I was still asleep I'd feel totally disregarded and disrespected, like I was not considered in this decision, that my wishes (to sleep, or to choose to fuck, whatever) are completely unimportant when he just needs a fuck. What am I, a piece of meat? I don't mind being woken up by a bit of sexual play and then leading on to some good sex, but to wake up with the full on sexual act going on would scare the shit out of me! Is it different to rape because what, he's my boyfriend? No no, this would not, most definitely not be okay with me. I don't consent to sex anytime anywhere just because he's my boyfriend...I still have a choice.

By the way, I'm not condemning all of you who enjoy it. Just wanted to give my point of view, in fact, I really had to.

I take it that's a "no." :hmm: