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Old 10-04-2004, 05:26 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2004, 06:09 AM   #42 (permalink)
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GF did this to me a couple of times, I always wake up.

She hates it when I do that to her though. She's even pissed when she jumps me in my sleep.

I' WAS'NT ME! :/
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Old 10-04-2004, 06:22 AM   #43 (permalink)
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It's funny to read all the reactions to this. Apperently L P M didn't mind so much. If you all were in the same position, perhaps it wouldn't bother you either, you just don't know. I've played the sleeper creeper with my wife, but I think she pretended to sleep each time. Next morning she'd always ask if I had fun. It's sort of getting away with something that you shouldn't be doing, but do any way.
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Old 10-04-2004, 06:43 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Look, everyone who thinks its rape- nwlinkvxd and I are in a relationship in which we KNOW we will end up married. Basically, to me, when I first gave him my virginity, I gave him my consent. Yeah yeah, I know its disrespectful and yaddayadda to some of you, but really, it's fun to wake up and have a good laugh about him being able to pull it off because I snore so loudly/was asleep so deeply.
Anyway, nwlinkvxd is not a bad person, and he knew this would be okay to do to me.
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Old 10-04-2004, 07:23 AM   #45 (permalink)
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couldn't you just pull a 'Lester Burnham' , and jerk it while she is sleeping next to you?
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Old 10-04-2004, 07:55 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Before the patch killed my gf's libido, I would constantly be awaken (from naps) with head or her on top of me. It was the best way to wake up.
We don't sleep together every night (maybe once a month) so when I try and get my scrump on when she is asleep, she is usually confused and a bit scared when she feels my fingers rubbing on her since she isn't use to someone being there.
What I want to know is, how my performance would be if I remained asleep the whole time. Cause it takes a bit of concentration to last when I'm awake......would I last longer, faster (if that is even possible).
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:18 AM   #47 (permalink)
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My husband loves it when I wake him up like that.
Myself? I've never had the pleasure, but I'd like it try some day *hint,hint. nudge, nudge*
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Old 10-04-2004, 12:38 PM   #48 (permalink)
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couldn't you just pull a 'Lester Burnham' , and jerk it while she is sleeping next to you?
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Old 10-04-2004, 04:53 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by la petite moi
Now read this:

I was exhausted because I stayed up until midnight last night, then went to work from 5h am- 10h am. Since nwlinkvxd is home this weekend, I went to his home and I fell asleep.

While I was deep in my exhausted sleep, he decided to do what the title implies. BAD BOY.
I wish I could wake my girlfriend up with some sex... but she does kung-fu in her sleep so I'd end up with a black eye.
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Old 10-04-2004, 07:06 PM   #50 (permalink)
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With my first real GF We had rented a hotel, and while both of us were asleep, she started kissing on me, I woke up and we started making out, next thing I know she is mounting me , only to wake up as she is Orgasming. she still says it was the Best O she ever had.
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Old 10-05-2004, 11:48 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Primal claims to feel me up regularly while I'm asleep, but I've never really known if he was joking or not.

I'm fairly certain that he wouldn't try to have sex with me though. He'd probably be afraid of what I would do to him when I woke up swinging, confused about what's going on. I don't see anything wrong with it other than I would wake up disoriented and panicked.

I do see why some might call it rape. I wouldn't look at it that way for my particular situation, but if you're not in a really secure relationship or something then it could definitely be looked at that way.

That being said, I think I'll try it the other way around one of these days. I'm sure my husband would love to wake up with me "raping" him.
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Old 10-05-2004, 02:45 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I've had sex with my wife while I was asleep! She woke me up about half way through it, She was talking to me and not getting a reply, she looked at me and I was all glassy eyed. She said I had been rubbing her and she didn't seem to mind, kind of like she was in a dream too, but when I went further she woke up completely. Luckily we continued while we were both awake, and then both promptly fell back asleep. Kind of wierd, kind of kinky, kind of cool, but very relaxing! ( and it's happened more than once! )
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Old 10-05-2004, 03:07 PM   #53 (permalink)
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This is all too weird. To me, it's not real sex unless there's another person actually cooperating. If the other person was actively participating while in their sleep, that's one thing -- they have some idea of the situation, on some level; they're simply in an altered state of consciousness.

But if a woman was just lying there, not participating? How is that more admirable than having sex with someone who's in a coma?
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Old 10-05-2004, 09:21 PM   #54 (permalink)
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'Lester Burnham', Hell yeah! :-) What a great movie.

I personally think it would be awsome to be woken up with my girlfriend riding me. (well, ex GF) When we slept together at night sometimes I would be awake alot longer than she would be and I'd rub her skin with the back of my fingers, you know, gentle and all, I could (and still cant) get over how soft and amazing the female body is. There's nothing a sexy as a sleeping girl, hair all messed up, goin' commando in a pair of my pajamma pants. ( I only own one pair, printed with Nightmare Before X-mass Characters) Loved wearing those. Anyway, I would just rub her slowly not in a sexual way, just in a facination/apreciation way, she would wake up sometimes and roll over and take my hand and.... partner up with her hand while she masturbated slowly untill she came, then she's kiss me and roll back over and go to sleep.

Ah the memories. Miss em..... :-(
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Old 10-07-2004, 01:05 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Old 10-07-2004, 02:25 AM   #56 (permalink)
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it's good to see you both have a good relationship, and this is ok to both of you......I know my wife would castrate me if I fucked her whilst she was sleeping
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Old 10-07-2004, 03:17 AM   #57 (permalink)
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It's kinda wierd, I've been woken up by ex-girlfriends this way, and I didn't have a problem with it, but I'd be uncomfortable doing it to them. Don't get me wrong, I've played around and fingered girls in their sleep, but to me there is something different about actually having sex. If its cool with your partner, thats fine, but I don't think its something I'd spring unexpectedly.
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Old 10-08-2004, 02:35 AM   #58 (permalink)
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When I was dating my ex, I mentioned how it could be cool for her to wake me up by riding me. She responded that I could do that to her if I wanted. One night, I was up and she wasn't so I put on a little lube and, well, it didn't work. Apparently it wasn't enough lube and she was so startled it totally killed any mood that was present. So we just went back to bed and that was that.
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Old 10-08-2004, 02:51 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Well, I think its great!

I do understand if you are a bit miffed, maybe because you didn't get to enjoy it as well,

I have never had the opportunity, myself...
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Old 10-08-2004, 06:17 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2004, 07:55 PM   #61 (permalink)
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I wake up and can't even get it up in my sleep (although I did masturbate once in my sleep and then got to hear about it from my girlfriend in the morning)
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Old 10-08-2004, 11:31 PM   #62 (permalink)
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I wake up and can't even get it up in my sleep (although I did masturbate once in my sleep and then got to hear about it from my girlfriend in the morning)

Now I reckon u should start a new thread spilling all the details on THAT conversation!
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Old 10-08-2004, 11:58 PM   #63 (permalink)
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I once woke up to find her on top of me already. This was a wonderful way to wake up in the morning!
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Old 10-09-2004, 12:55 PM   #64 (permalink)
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well, my girlfriend is a ridiculously sound sleeper, and i, like many others here have done her while she's asleep (she doesnt tend to wake-up if i go slowly). The odd time she does wake up, she notes that she was having a sexual dream and is horny as hell (and we then continue). She doesnt mind in the least that we've done it without her knowledge, and its comforting to know i'm not the only guy who's done this with their partner.
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Old 10-09-2004, 07:41 PM   #65 (permalink)
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I've woken up on numerous occasions with a girlfriend giving me head.. Never thought of having sex with someone while they were asleep. To me that would seem wrong, but if I woke up with a girl riding me, I don't think I'd complain... I think I'd have a big grin on my face heh...
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Old 10-10-2004, 03:22 PM   #66 (permalink)
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I've never fucked my chick while she was sleepin but i have went to sleep (drunk as hell) and woak up while i was in the middle of bangin her, kinda weird.
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Old 10-10-2004, 06:04 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Every now and then I'll wake up with my shorts off and then vaguely recall that I had a very horny dream. I've ever messed around with GFs in mind sleep and been told about it later. Kinda weird.
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Old 11-10-2004, 07:16 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Is there any thought towards choking her some day??

Or is this not even possible?
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Old 11-10-2004, 09:07 AM   #69 (permalink)
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I did it to my ex, she came too, I thought she was awake at one point coz she started panting, She only woke up as she came. Im a baaad Bwoy!
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Old 11-10-2004, 09:34 AM   #70 (permalink)
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I'm the accused sleepytime rapist.

For your information, it's really not that difficult to do, considering how much la petite moi was snoring.
Anyway, she was sleeping on her stomach with her legs kinda open, so I didn't have any problems accessing her privates, and she was wearing a pair of my boxers, so it was fairly easy to get in there.

As for lube and the accusation that I have a "tiny penis", I just fingered her with one until she started getting really wet, then I stretched her open a little by using two. Once I thought she was ready, I just slipped right in.

She kinda grunted a little, but she actually kept snoring the whole time. When I had had my fun, I woke her up (while still inside). Her reaction was nothing less than precious.
Hope it's not wrong but I was totally aroused by that...
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Old 11-10-2004, 09:37 AM   #71 (permalink)
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With my first real GF We had rented a hotel, and while both of us were asleep, she started kissing on me, I woke up and we started making out, next thing I know she is mounting me , only to wake up as she is Orgasming. she still says it was the Best O she ever had.
You could be offended by that...
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Old 11-10-2004, 09:55 AM   #72 (permalink)
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I've asked my g/f about that, and she said go right ahead. I love her!

I hope that someday I wake up with her on top of me.
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Old 11-10-2004, 11:41 AM   #73 (permalink)
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i always wanted to do something like this, be woken up or do the waking but passed it off as something most wouldnt appreciate. then about 2 days ago, my uh "friend" mentioned that she was kinda dissapointed that i hadnt sexed her up in her sleep
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Old 11-10-2004, 01:48 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Is there any thought towards choking her some day??

Or is this not even possible?

ummm yeah. that would probably cross a line unless you were into BDSM.

The difference is that you would wake her up through pain not pleasure. Plus i've heard from reliable sources that most people don't like being choked.
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Old 11-10-2004, 02:57 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Wow, I never thought it was possible. My girlfriend has always said that she wouldn't mind, but I can never bring myself to start while I watch her sleep. I usually just give her a nudge until she is just awake and then start. Half awake sex is great

Ive woken up a couple of times to her fondling me and the resulting slow, half awake, relaxed sex was UNBELIEVABLE.
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Old 11-10-2004, 04:13 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Now read this:

While I was deep in my exhausted sleep, he decided to do what the title implies. BAD BOY.
Back in the good old days, my wife would wake me up like that. I miss the good old days.
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Old 11-10-2004, 05:23 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Happens to me all the time. I vaguely wake up sometimes. I just go back to sleep. I see nothing wrong with it outside of it being damn annoying if I wake up sometimes, but I always let him finish. If your in bed with me you have my implied consent to play down there.
heh, need a place to sleep tonight?
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Old 11-10-2004, 08:00 PM   #78 (permalink)
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I like the comment that if two are sleeping together, it implies consent to fooling around. But if someone feels violated, then that's her/his feelings, and we cannot argue about that. They own their feelings, not anyone else.

But I like fooling around any hour of the night, asleep or not. Mostly so have my SO's over the years.
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Old 11-10-2004, 09:35 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Hell, sign me up. I'ld love to wake up to my GF on top of me. Dunno about doing it to her though, I like the idea, definitely hot, but I dont know if it's really apropriate, not unless she's given her express permission... I'm not into taking advantage of women, and something like this definitly can swing that way if your not carefull.....
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Old 11-11-2004, 06:46 AM   #80 (permalink)
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I have never found my wife on top of me, unfortunately. I have, pretty regularly, come to bed and coaxed her awake and horny, though...
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