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basmoq · 09-27-2004, 03:59 AM

I just started dating a TA for the Anatomy class I'm taking (I'm in the actual prof's class, so no problems there). She's from Bulgaria and has a last name I can neither spell nor pronounce, but holy shit is she a sex goddess

I've had several girlfriends in the past, but all of them had hated giving blowjobs. This one loves it so much we spent two days in bed this weekend, and I've never come so many times in one weekend in my life...

Has anyone else ever had experience with a Bulgarian or other eastern European?

Oh, and by the way, the pickup line "you wanna go study some anatomy?" worked on her... I know I'm a bio-nerd, but you just have to love it when one of those classic idiot pickup lines really works... God I'm glad I transfered schools again this year....

DJ Happy · 09-27-2004, 04:37 AM

I once picked up an Eastern European girl in a club in London. Can't remember where she came from exactly. Oh no, wait, I can - she was Finnish. Not exactly Eastern European, but she was a right dirty beast. In the cab on the way home she removed her knickers and put them in her handbag, "to save time." She liked it hard from Daddy DJ, oh yes she did.

superiorrain · 09-27-2004, 08:19 AM

I just see these eastern europeans from afar but in my opinion the women get so much better the further east you go. Being in England it all seems to get better once the borders are left. Maybe its just that holiday feeling for me. I did see some rather splendid polish girls on my travels around europe but if i'm honest then czechslovakia was one beautiful place.

Flyguy · 09-27-2004, 01:18 PM

Never had tha chance to experience european women myself, sounds like fun though!

st33lr4t · 09-27-2004, 01:55 PM

now that you made me think about it all the women i have dated have been euro. some born in euroland and some here. myself im a half euro and half cracker. my current girl is straight up cracker and the best of the bunch...so far

the whole euro family tight knit thing is wayyyy to much for me though.

radioguy · 09-27-2004, 02:10 PM

european women are so much more open to things because of their society. in america, nudity and sex are looked down on. i guess she hasn't surpressed her sexuality and just enjoys the hell out of it. oh to meet me a european woman!

fhqwhgads · 09-27-2004, 03:13 PM

I dunno...I've met some preeeeeety freaky American chicks too. You sure that it has something to do with her being from Europe, or have you just stumbled across a freak who happens to be from Europe?

irateplatypus · 09-27-2004, 04:34 PM

yeah... i don't think it has much to do with where she is from. glad you got a girl you're happy with though.

Aladdin Sane · 09-27-2004, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by radioguy

european women are so much more open to things because of their society. in america, nudity and sex are looked down on. i guess she hasn't surpressed her sexuality and just enjoys the hell out of it. oh to meet me a european woman!

European women are not necessarily as you say. I've met some just as, or more, uptight than women on other parts of the planet. Just like in the States, there are all kinds of women in Europe. It's very difficult to say anything "in general" about any big group anywhere.

roboshark · 09-28-2004, 12:36 AM

I've had Bulgarian, and Russian, and they were both very hot in bed, and loved giving blowjobs. But to say that this is because they are from Eastern Europe is probably a tad unfounded.

The freakiest chicks I've ever come across were US bred. Talk about lack of inhibitions, hot damn! But again, that's just personal experience.

You can be a nympho no matter where you come from: it's not a thing you are raised to be by Mom and Dad or molded into by the morals and ethics of the society you grew up in.

kutulu · 09-28-2004, 08:46 AM

I hooked up with a Polish girl once. She gave nice head and let me cum all over her face (swallowing what she could). I didn't even have to ask.

bonehed1 · 09-28-2004, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by kutulu

I hooked up with a Polish girl once. She gave nice head and let me cum all over her face (swallowing what she could). I didn't even have to ask.

ROFL......I havent been so lucky with euro chicks....all of the chicks I have dated are US bred aswell but only 1 was a freak. She wanted to use a strapon on me...(WHOA)...but other then that they were as normal as the next chick who learns/talks about sex in high skewl.

Airman · 09-28-2004, 11:26 AM

One thing is for sure, they seem to go for the second input more than the crackers.

kutulu · 09-28-2004, 01:01 PM

the best thing was that she picked me up

mirevolver · 09-28-2004, 03:03 PM

When I was in Germany during the summer, I was hanging out in a bar with some Germans, and one of the girls in the group who was amazingly hot came over to me as she was getting ready to leave and said, "Ich fahre nach hause. Kommst du mit?" (Translation: I'm going home. Are you coming with?) Since I wasn't looking for a one night stand, I politely turned her down.

You guys are starting to make me regret my descision.

DJ Happy · 09-28-2004, 11:21 PM

Then I'm here to make you "unregret" it:

I once dated a German girl in London. We went out for a few dates during which time I began to have serious doubts as to the effectiveness of my deoderant. I could smell this really pungent whiff of BO every time I was with her. She was hot, so I thought it must just have been me getting nervous/excited.

Eventually, after a few meals, movies, walks along the river, etc, we got down to "the wild monkey dance," at which point the BO smell became overwhelming. I soon noticed why. As I removed her blouse, I noticed what looked like a rat trapped in each of her armpits, the hairs of which were splayed in every direction. Needless to say, she neither shaved her armpits nor wore deoderant. And she also never saw me after that night again.

Just think - that could've been you...

mirevolver · 09-28-2004, 11:38 PM

Actually, during my stay there I got to know her. She was a very nice girl and I think that if I was living there, I would be dating her now.

The only problems I had with her was that she was four inches taller than me (I'm 6'4"), though the upside was that she had the most amazing pair of legs I have ever seen. And the other issue was she was from Frankfurt and spoke with a Hessian German accent so unless she spoke to me slowly, I couldn't understand a word she said. I constantly had to remind her to speak slowly.

DJ Happy · 09-28-2004, 11:40 PM

What did she smell like?

mirevolver · 09-28-2004, 11:45 PM

She worked in a kitchen and so was always clean. She either smelled like food or the perfume she was wearing.

chickentribs · 09-29-2004, 05:07 AM

If I were to generalize based on my experience I believe I would have to give the nod to the asian women - not sure if it just took me more off guard because of their more quiet demeanor outside of the bedroom or what. Wow.

basmoq · 10-02-2004, 07:52 PM

well, it's been a week, and were still going out, and she's still a goddess. I think I'm in love, which is scary because the last thing either of us needed was a serious relationship, but I refuse to complain. No matter how messed up my life becomes due to this relationship, I will be forever happy to have even met such a wonderful person. I could go on and on, but I have a virology test to study for. Thanks for the comments guys.

Wingless · 10-02-2004, 08:23 PM

Hmmm... my girlfriend is of eastern european descent, and she doesnt like/want to give oral sex... (sad for me yes i know)

Strange Famous · 10-03-2004, 07:22 AM

You're dating a girl and you cant even say her last name? wow.

09-27-2004, 03:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
basmoq It's a girly girl! Location: OH, USA	God Europeans are great I just started dating a TA for the Anatomy class I'm taking (I'm in the actual prof's class, so no problems there). She's from Bulgaria and has a last name I can neither spell nor pronounce, but holy shit is she a sex goddess I've had several girlfriends in the past, but all of them had hated giving blowjobs. This one loves it so much we spent two days in bed this weekend, and I've never come so many times in one weekend in my life... Has anyone else ever had experience with a Bulgarian or other eastern European? Oh, and by the way, the pickup line "you wanna go study some anatomy?" worked on her... I know I'm a bio-nerd, but you just have to love it when one of those classic idiot pickup lines really works... God I'm glad I transfered schools again this year.... __________________ "There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

09-27-2004, 04:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
irateplatypus can't help but laugh Location: dar al-harb	yeah... i don't think it has much to do with where she is from. glad you got a girl you're happy with though. __________________ If you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly, you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance for survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves. ~ Winston Churchill

09-28-2004, 12:36 AM	#10 (permalink)
roboshark Crazy	I've had Bulgarian, and Russian, and they were both very hot in bed, and loved giving blowjobs. But to say that this is because they are from Eastern Europe is probably a tad unfounded. The freakiest chicks I've ever come across were US bred. Talk about lack of inhibitions, hot damn! But again, that's just personal experience. You can be a nympho no matter where you come from: it's not a thing you are raised to be by Mom and Dad or molded into by the morals and ethics of the society you grew up in. __________________ I want no escape.

09-28-2004, 03:03 PM	#15 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	When I was in Germany during the summer, I was hanging out in a bar with some Germans, and one of the girls in the group who was amazingly hot came over to me as she was getting ready to leave and said, "Ich fahre nach hause. Kommst du mit?" (Translation: I'm going home. Are you coming with?) Since I wasn't looking for a one night stand, I politely turned her down. You guys are starting to make me regret my descision. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

09-28-2004, 11:38 PM	#17 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	Actually, during my stay there I got to know her. She was a very nice girl and I think that if I was living there, I would be dating her now. The only problems I had with her was that she was four inches taller than me (I'm 6'4"), though the upside was that she had the most amazing pair of legs I have ever seen. And the other issue was she was from Frankfurt and spoke with a Hessian German accent so unless she spoke to me slowly, I couldn't understand a word she said. I constantly had to remind her to speak slowly. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions. Last edited by mirevolver; 09-28-2004 at 11:43 PM..

09-27-2004, 04:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
DJ Happy Psycho	I once picked up an Eastern European girl in a club in London. Can't remember where she came from exactly. Oh no, wait, I can - she was Finnish. Not exactly Eastern European, but she was a right dirty beast. In the cab on the way home she removed her knickers and put them in her handbag, "to save time." She liked it hard from Daddy DJ, oh yes she did.

09-27-2004, 08:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
superiorrain Psycho Location: London	I just see these eastern europeans from afar but in my opinion the women get so much better the further east you go. Being in England it all seems to get better once the borders are left. Maybe its just that holiday feeling for me. I did see some rather splendid polish girls on my travels around europe but if i'm honest then czechslovakia was one beautiful place.

09-27-2004, 01:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
Flyguy Banned Location: Swooping down on you from above....	Never had tha chance to experience european women myself, sounds like fun though!

09-27-2004, 01:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
st33lr4t Psycho Location: Dallas, Tx	now that you made me think about it all the women i have dated have been euro. some born in euroland and some here. myself im a half euro and half cracker. my current girl is straight up cracker and the best of the bunch...so far the whole euro family tight knit thing is wayyyy to much for me though.

09-27-2004, 02:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
radioguy Registered User Location: Texas	european women are so much more open to things because of their society. in america, nudity and sex are looked down on. i guess she hasn't surpressed her sexuality and just enjoys the hell out of it. oh to meet me a european woman!

09-27-2004, 03:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	I dunno...I've met some preeeeeety freaky American chicks too. You sure that it has something to do with her being from Europe, or have you just stumbled across a freak who happens to be from Europe?

09-28-2004, 08:46 AM	#11 (permalink)
kutulu Junkie	I hooked up with a Polish girl once. She gave nice head and let me cum all over her face (swallowing what she could). I didn't even have to ask.

09-28-2004, 11:26 AM	#13 (permalink)
Airman Upright Location: Northern California	One thing is for sure, they seem to go for the second input more than the crackers.

09-28-2004, 01:01 PM	#14 (permalink)
kutulu Junkie	the best thing was that she picked me up

09-28-2004, 11:21 PM	#16 (permalink)
DJ Happy Psycho	Then I'm here to make you "unregret" it: I once dated a German girl in London. We went out for a few dates during which time I began to have serious doubts as to the effectiveness of my deoderant. I could smell this really pungent whiff of BO every time I was with her. She was hot, so I thought it must just have been me getting nervous/excited. Eventually, after a few meals, movies, walks along the river, etc, we got down to "the wild monkey dance," at which point the BO smell became overwhelming. I soon noticed why. As I removed her blouse, I noticed what looked like a rat trapped in each of her armpits, the hairs of which were splayed in every direction. Needless to say, she neither shaved her armpits nor wore deoderant. And she also never saw me after that night again. Just think - that could've been you...

09-28-2004, 11:40 PM	#18 (permalink)
DJ Happy Psycho	What did she smell like?

09-28-2004, 11:45 PM	#19 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	She worked in a kitchen and so was always clean. She either smelled like food or the perfume she was wearing. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

09-29-2004, 05:07 AM	#20 (permalink)
chickentribs Addict Location: Mansion by day/Secret Lair by night	If I were to generalize based on my experience I believe I would have to give the nod to the asian women - not sure if it just took me more off guard because of their more quiet demeanor outside of the bedroom or what. Wow. __________________ Oft expectation fails... and most oft there Where most it promises - Shakespeare, W.

10-02-2004, 07:52 PM	#21 (permalink)
basmoq It's a girly girl! Location: OH, USA	well, it's been a week, and were still going out, and she's still a goddess. I think I'm in love, which is scary because the last thing either of us needed was a serious relationship, but I refuse to complain. No matter how messed up my life becomes due to this relationship, I will be forever happy to have even met such a wonderful person. I could go on and on, but I have a virology test to study for. Thanks for the comments guys. __________________ "There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

10-02-2004, 08:23 PM	#22 (permalink)
Wingless Psycho Location: Metro Detroit, Mich, USA	Hmmm... my girlfriend is of eastern european descent, and she doesnt like/want to give oral sex... (sad for me yes i know) __________________ Tommy Nibs is a funny word. So here I am, above palm trees, so straight and tall... You are, smaller getting smaller, but I still see... you. Jimmy Eat World - Goodbye Sky Harbor

10-03-2004, 07:22 AM	#23 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	You're dating a girl and you cant even say her last name? wow. __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas