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sbscout 09-25-2004 01:59 AM

"lifting a truck?"
 
Okay, I'll admit I'm getting older, but I've never heard of the sexual term, "lifting a truck."

My wife works in a urology office and someone called to say that he hurt himself "lifting a truck... you know, in the sexual way." She wrote it down on his appointment file, but has no idea what he meant.

How far out of the loop am I? Does anybody out there know what sexual connotations this phrase has?

:confused: :confused:

denim 09-25-2004 05:22 AM

I've heard of "pulling a train", but this one's new to me, too.

pig 09-25-2004 06:29 AM

When I saw the thread title, I immediately conjured up images of Buddhist monks pulling trucks and busses with their dicks...but I don't really see how that's too sexual...

Comprehend 09-25-2004 09:16 AM

I could see it as him trying to lift the weight of the girl with his penis alone :p

filtherton 09-25-2004 10:37 AM

Maybe he tried to have intercourse with a truck. I know tailpipes can look pretty inviting on a hot summer day. ;)

Redlemon 09-25-2004 11:51 AM

Wow, neither the Urban Dictionary nor Google were any help on this one. I'm stumped.

Shades 09-25-2004 01:24 PM

For that matter, what's pulling a train?

maleficent 09-25-2004 01:35 PM

my guess would be it's some sort of groin injury from --- ummm -- overexerting himself... he's not 19 anymore... Just not sure why a urologist would be called..

CityOfAngels 09-26-2004 02:53 AM

Maybe he was having sex and his partner came down on it too hard. I've heard of people fracturing their penises (I still cringe whenever I say, type, or think about the words "fracture" and "penis" in the same sentence) from that, and although I've never experience serious injury like a fractured penis (thank God), I have had some girls come down on it real hard, making it bend sharply. That'll give you a startle, I'm tellin' ya.

09-26-2004 07:00 AM

Is it possible to fracture a penis? I thought fractures were things that happened only to bones? (hehehe...)

As for this "lifting a truck", I haven't the foggiest, but now I'm really curious....

la petite moi 09-26-2004 08:47 AM

She should have just asked him. Slang varies from person to person.

Nancy 09-26-2004 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Untitled
Is it possible to fracture a penis? I thought fractures were things that happened only to bones? (hehehe...)

it's possible allright. The poor guy has to wear plaster that makes it look like he's having a 24-7 chubby for 3 weeks :lol:

StickODynomite 09-26-2004 10:19 AM

Wow, well wouldn't that just suck? A fractured penis is no joke ;) :lol:

09-26-2004 01:06 PM

huh....

Thanks Nancy!

CityOfAngels 09-26-2004 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
it's possible allright. The poor guy has to wear plaster that makes it look like he's having a 24-7 chubby for 3 weeks :lol:

Laughing at a guy with a fractured penis is worse than laughing at a mentally retarded child. Fractured penises are no joke.

But yeah I'd laugh if I saw that. :crazy:

Shizukana 09-26-2004 07:51 PM

Quote:

For that matter, what's pulling a train?
Think you're referring to "running a train," which is when a bunch of guys get together and do a woman (or guy, I guess, if they swung that way) one right after the other.

Sargeman 09-26-2004 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Shizukana
Think you're referring to "running a train," which is when a bunch of guys get together and do a woman (or guy, I guess, if they swung that way) one right after the other.

We always called it pulling a train or a gang bang.

MrFlux 09-26-2004 08:05 PM

Could it be Cockney Rhyming Slang for "Having a fuck"?

Grondar 09-26-2004 08:11 PM

Maybe he was trying to lift his truck for some reason and got a hernia as a result? The "sexual way" could refer to his privates, and that would likely be the area that he could have blown out if he was straining enough.

tooth 09-27-2004 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grondar
Maybe he was trying to lift his truck for some reason and got a hernia as a result? The "sexual way" could refer to his privates, and that would likely be the area that he could have blown out if he was straining enough.

That's pretty much what I was thinking. Maybe he was just too shy to come out and say "I have a hernia in my groin area." And didn't realize that trying to explain it some other way sounded worse than what actually happened.

Munku 09-27-2004 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by tooth
That's pretty much what I was thinking. Maybe he was just too shy to come out and say "I have a hernia in my groin area." And didn't realize that trying to explain it some other way sounded worse than what actually happened.

In her post, she said that he noted "In the sexual way."


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