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Old 09-23-2004, 12:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I made a sexual discovery too...

So my wife gets the idea that she wants to buy her first dildo from a couple of coworkers who have some and swear by them. Reason being because I travel due to my job and she's home alone and horny while I'm gone. So we head down to a couple of sex shops looking for one. She wanted one that was somewhat realistic so we got one of the "realistic feel" ones. We get home, get naked and after a bit of foreplay, I'm curious to try it out just to gauge her reaction. What I ended dup doing is while I was stroking it in and out, I was pushing up on the dildo while stroking and at the same time, I was rubbing on her clit with a sort of downward motion. I can't believe the orgasm that produced! She says that it rubbed both sides of her clit and that she never felt anything like it before. Overall, a good learning experience. Now she wants to try pornos! This coming from the person who was pretty much hated anything to do with pronos when we got married! Anyway, here's something else that people can put on the list of things to try. Thought I'd share.

This reminds me of the Mike Binder movie "The sex monster" where the husband begs and begs his wife to start fucking women and when she finally does, she realized that she likes pussy more than cock!

Maybe I have one on my hands now!

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Old 09-23-2004, 08:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i'm happy for you, i really am.

maybe you should try the "make your own..." er "...toys" that they have (click here). i would assume that if your wife had one that looked and felt like yours, it would be the best thing for when you're away on business.

this way, you won't necessarily be replaced by a dildo, and if you do, feel happy that it was modeled after you.

happy trails.
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Old 09-23-2004, 08:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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It's funny that she wanted to try one after her friends said how good they were. I bought a cheapie as a gag gift for my wife, and since then... she love toys. It makes sex so much more fun for both of you!
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Old 09-25-2004, 07:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It is funny how that turns out isn't it? She even asked me if I wanted to pick up any porno’s while we were at the video store!! I was in such a state of shock that I couldn't pick one out! I'm still in a bit of shock! I almost don't know what to do with her. She mentioned that she's almost 30 and sex isn't dirty anymore.

Question for the ladies: Any truth to this statement? Women consider sex dirty in their 20's and become more realistic about it once becoming wiser and a little more mature?
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Old 09-25-2004, 08:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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...and closer to their prime?
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Old 09-25-2004, 09:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh Jaca I know that. Met my wife when I was 18 and she was 34.......you do the math.
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Old 09-25-2004, 09:19 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I do honestly believe *that* is how Mother Nature intended it to be. Anything else is just a cruel, cruel joke.
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Old 09-25-2004, 09:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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How true......and I loved every sweaty night of it....
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