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Pizza05 · 09-22-2004, 04:57 PM

My boyfriend's birthday is coming up, and I want to make sure he has an excellent time. A blowjob is obviously in the picture somewhere, but I was wondering what else I could do. What are some of your best birthday experiences? It doesn't have to be sexual. Would like to hear from both genders. Much appreciated!

radioguy · 09-22-2004, 05:10 PM

my girl reserved a room at a local hotel and left me clues throughout the day. one message was in my trunk, then i had to follow that clue to find the other, and so on. the final clue had the hotel brochure and key in it. we i got there she was laying on the bed, nude.... i don't need to go any further! it was an awesome idea! hope this helps

Silvanio · 09-22-2004, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by radioguy

my girl reserved a room at a local hotel and left me clues throughout the day. one message was in my trunk, then i had to follow that clue to find the other, and so on. the final clue had the hotel brochure and key in it. we i got there she was laying on the bed, nude.... i don't need to go any further! it was an awesome idea! hope this helps

Averett · 09-22-2004, 05:51 PM

A friend of mine says Valentines Day and birthdays are known as Steak and Blow Job day to him. So you've got one part, now just make him a steak

thermight · 09-22-2004, 07:20 PM

For my last birthday my wife made it memorable.
She bought me an air compressor and pneumatic nailer.
Then we went to dinner. Nothing special, the kids were with us.
Afterword we dropped the kids at grandmas.
We returned home and fooled around. My very concervative wife then surprised my with anal sex for the first time.
To top it off afterward she sent me to the movies alone.

Kind of the ultimate guy bithday.

xwesleyx · 09-22-2004, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by thermight

For my last birthday my wife made it memorable.
She bought me an air compressor and pneumatic nailer.
Then we went to dinner. Nothing special, the kids were with us.
Afterword we dropped the kids at grandmas.
We returned home and fooled around. My very concervative wife then surprised my with anal sex for the first time.
To top it off afterward she sent me to the movies alone.

Kind of the ultimate guy bithday.

Did you have to take one of those hemmoroid pillows with you to the movies or did your butt feel OK by the time you went?

xim · 09-22-2004, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by xwesleyx

Did you have to take one of those hemmoroid pillows with you to the movies or did your butt feel OK by the time you went?

Oh my god!! p0wned!!!

toxic515 · 09-23-2004, 06:05 AM

ROFLMAO @ xwesleyx Damn!

SilverScooter · 09-23-2004, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by thermight

For my last birthday my wife made it memorable.
She bought me an air compressor and pneumatic nailer.
Then we went to dinner. Nothing special, the kids were with us.
Afterword we dropped the kids at grandmas.
We returned home and fooled around. My very concervative wife then surprised my with anal sex for the first time.
To top it off afterward she sent me to the movies alone.

Kind of the ultimate guy bithday.

why is everyone forgetting about the pneumatic nailer? it would serve to make this a "guy birthday" but in this situation, it just balances out the anal sex and lonely movie.

but in all seriousness, good for you. i'm happy that a more memorable birthday requires little more then a nailgun and a little experimental sex rather than an all night porn-style romp through various public places and the inner reaches of your deepest, darkest desires.

for my birthday, my girlfriend took me into NYC and we saw a comedy show and went out for dinner. we had only been dating for a little under a month, so it was fairly tame but nonetheless, it was my absolute favorite birthday because i knew that i was going to fall in love with her.

now, take into mind that this was my 18th birthday which may have something to do with its "best birthday ever" status. after all there's nothing quite like inherent statutory rape, convenience store porn and losing lotto tickets, am i right guys? man, being 18 was the freaking best...

...or not.

09-22-2004, 04:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pizza05 Upright	best birthday ever? My boyfriend's birthday is coming up, and I want to make sure he has an excellent time. A blowjob is obviously in the picture somewhere, but I was wondering what else I could do. What are some of your best birthday experiences? It doesn't have to be sexual. Would like to hear from both genders. Much appreciated!

09-22-2004, 05:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	A friend of mine says Valentines Day and birthdays are known as Steak and Blow Job day to him. So you've got one part, now just make him a steak __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

09-23-2004, 06:05 AM	#8 (permalink)
toxic515 Addict Location: Texas	ROFLMAO @ xwesleyx Damn! __________________ Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

09-22-2004, 05:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
radioguy Registered User Location: Texas	my girl reserved a room at a local hotel and left me clues throughout the day. one message was in my trunk, then i had to follow that clue to find the other, and so on. the final clue had the hotel brochure and key in it. we i got there she was laying on the bed, nude.... i don't need to go any further! it was an awesome idea! hope this helps

09-22-2004, 07:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
thermight Upright	For my last birthday my wife made it memorable. She bought me an air compressor and pneumatic nailer. Then we went to dinner. Nothing special, the kids were with us. Afterword we dropped the kids at grandmas. We returned home and fooled around. My very concervative wife then surprised my with anal sex for the first time. To top it off afterward she sent me to the movies alone. Kind of the ultimate guy bithday.