Sex Etiquette
 

Last night i was with a girl and when i went down on her she.....well she farted.. i found this a little bit of a turn of, i feel like i have lost trust in all women, who knows how long it will be before i can go down again..

Ummm... Grow up? Seriously, thats about the most childish thing Ive heard in a while... Just because she's female doesn't mean she isnt allowed to have biological functions :rolleyes:

seriously. this happened a few times, my girl was pretty embarassed but i just smiled and kept going, pretended i hadn't even noticed. i didn't want to make her self-concious. anything you can do to make her more comfortable in bed, and thus more sexually comfortable and open ... well that can only be a good thing.

That does sound pretty ridiculous.

My wife's done that to me a couple times. We just laughed it off and I kept going. It's natural. I've done it to her once too. All part of human biology my man. Get over it.

She couldn't help it. Think about it - if she could help it, lord knows she wouldn't have done it, right? She didn't have a choice, it just happened and I'd bet my last dollar that she feels worse about it than you do.

As for that making you lose your "trust" in women, I think that's pretty strange mate. First of all, how much trust do you put into going down on a one-night stand in the first place? This thread makes my head hurt...

You lost all trust in women? Oh grow up.

You know what you should do? become a monk. That way you'll never have to be able to "trust" a woman again. And some poor girl won't have to put up with your bullshit.

Sorry, but honestly.. :rolleyes:

Seriously, that's a weird thing to say over a "fart"

It's just gas you know :)
pfffft....... and then get on with it =D

You know, you could actually take it as a sign that you were doing everything right and that it was your fault that she farted. It could have been that you were making her nice and relaxed and thats why it happened. So feel good about it!!

I dunno.... some people.... they dont know when they've got it good

Uhm, as a female myself, if that ever happened to me (thank the gods it hasn't as yet) I sure would feel rather embarrased even though it is a natural thing, but like one or two others said, I am sure it wasn't intentional - so don't be so hard on her, geez, it could happen to anyone! :) About the losing trust thing... that's just plain silly dude. Come'on... Sounds like it was a one night stand cos in my opinion, if u r with someone u love, that kinda thing really shouldn't matter... after all, it's all about enjoying each other completely..

:rolleyes: That is all...

Let me get this straight..
You were between the legs of a naked woman and she accidently farted, so you are not going to trust women.
LIGHTEN UP! Stranger things have happened.
Could have actually been worse.

My GF and I are sitting here drinking coffee and she just farted. I still trust her though.

I fart around my girlfriend all the time and she farts around me, it's no big deal, at least she didn't accidentally crap on you, then I could understand you losing "trust" in her, but not all women, and not over a stupid little fart. Don't act like you've never let out a loud one.

No Mallrats jokes yet?

What if the situation were reversed, and she was giving you head, and you farted, like that'd never happened to anyone I'm sure, would you expect her to be traumatized and never ever give you head again.

Avoid beans and gaseous vegetables in the future before hand...

Hahahahahahahaha. I wish you could laugh it off. It's happened to the best of us. Definitely a turn off, but hopefully you can get over it.

Like other's have said-grow up! No one has complete control of their nether regions. O'kay, maybe we suddenly get the urge to pee when we're outside or in the basement or elsewhere. We clamp our legs shut and do the speed-walk-waddle thing (at least for females) as fast as we can to the toilet.

Most of the time we make it and then do the light-speed, "fumble with the button/zipper/elastic as fast as we can, yank them down, get your butt on the seat before the dam breaks" maneuver.

The same happens with sex, if it's immenent and you're in the middle of something hot-n-heavy, then it's either (if you can, at the expense of some discomfort or pain) hold it in if possible, or if not, then shit/farts/piss/queefs happen. (Shitting on accident vs. intentionally I'm sure has happened, thankfully not to me!). Oh, and don't forget the come from both sexes.

Question- How do you know that it was a fart from the bowels (did it smell?) or air from her vagina? If there was no smell than chances are it was from the latter and in that case than most likely, you're the one who led to it happening in the first place. If you can't accept normal biological funtions, than maybe you're too immature to be having sex or possibly should hit your local library and read up about sex and sexuality.

Losing faith in women because of a biological function that every human being does? Puuleeese. If that's your stance, then you're doomed to never have a long-term relationship with a woman...Unless you meet up with one who is made up of micro-chips, plastic and rubber and is programmed to say " whatever you wish or don't wish master!".

Ali

I think it would be a good thing, she is able to do stuff in front of you that she does not do otherwise

I might have been mad if she deficated in my face, but a fart? Jeez. I hope you finished, otherwise that's just rude of you! I consider it a privelage to do that to a woman. Let's not waste a privelage.

So, since you hate gaseous farts, do you feel the same regarding pussy farts? Happens to me and flygirl all the time. Frankly, I'm so busy pumping I couldn't care less.

Grow up dude.

Think about it this way dude, you were doing something to her that felt good, and she lost control for a minute. Give it a rest. Now if she kept doing it thinking you liked it, that's another story.

Is that an erotic way of "pulling her finger"??

well,i have never experienced anything like that to be frank,i know it feels awkward to you and worse to the girl.but i feel you must get over it.

Well, someone has to do it. Might as well be me...

Good Lord man it's not like he's sitting across the table from her at lunch where you've both just shared a tray full of deviled eggs!! He's giving her a hummer for crap's sake and she lets lose with a dastardly breakage of wind! :eek:

Now...losing faith in all women over it is a little melodramatic. Putting her in the dutch oven after a night full of draft beer and cocktail snausages -- now that seems like justice! :lol:

Now that's damn funny....:lol:

rofl

Bit of advice man, get over it. :) It's not the worse (or best, depending on the opinion or fetish) thing that'll ever happen to you while having sex.

-Al

WAIT! Did she fart on purpose?

Maybe she was like, "Ha! I farted on you, you little bitch." In which case I could understand the losing of faith thing.

This thread was very theraputic in terms of future referencing.

dude... that's not a big deal. i even got you beat. i once got a nosebleed while going down on my girlfriend. that was an interesting night...

Here's what you do - you go down on her again. The next time you are with her. And you go down on her good, really good. Not because of how you're reacting but because the poor girl is probably petrified from it. Show her you're big enough to get beyond this and get it behind both of you - now! Otherwise this will always be there. She'll feel intimidated and she'll probably sense you feel the way you do, like the way you worded your post. Do it and get beyond it all.

Okay, we all fart. I fart, you fart, we all fart. End of discussion.

Frankly, when you get really relaxed, who the hell knows what comes out of you.


I've made a few mistakes in etiquette before - one girl who I was dating was on the pill. Since we had both been tested as clean, we didn't use a condom. After I came, apparently I had cum a lot and it started to "come back out." When she went to wipe, I made a lousy comment and she got SOOOO embarrassed. Won't do that again. (However, she WAS wiping herself right in front of me. It was both funny and a little strange.)

*The Surgeon General warns that people faint of heart, pregnant, have a general fear of bodily functions or lose consciousness easily should avert from reading the following:*

I was with a gal last October. She is a longtime friend as well. We ended up getting smashed at a great party then went back to her place. The details that follow entering her front door are sketchy, but I recall her in bed, on her hands and knees and me eating her out from behind. I also remebber waking up and having her looknig straight at me, telling me she started her period last night.

Although a bit embarassed, I was not upset, mad at her or grossed out. I don't want it to happen again, but it was no reason to lose any trust in the whole female species. That is just silly bro.

After she farted, did you make it obvious you noticed and 'lost all trust in women?'. Should make things interesting, possibly in your favor. If you bring it up she's going to be highly offended, your better off never mentioning it and making her feel comfortable about such things during random conversation.

also, who's standards are you comparing her to?

A fart is nothing. I would lose my fucking mind if a girl took a shit on me though.

My ex used to rub on the wrong side of my vagina when he was down on me (no clue why) so he was pressing against my anal region. It was next to impossible not to fart because of the pressure on the inside from his fingers. Thankfully I never did or he likely would have reacted the same way our friend Josh did. Hence he is an ex.

Anyway, my point is, the urge is hard to fight, and the best way to never get laid again is to make your women feel guilty about it.

alright, i'd hate to be one to jump on the (rather large) bandwagon, but in all seriousness, please grow up.

if anything you should feel more comfortable, after all it is very humanizing and a way to separate your sex lives from the hopeful idealism that will ultimately cause you to "lose all trust in women."

if all else fails, talk about it, laugh about it and hell, keep doing it. its no reason to be traumatized...

...unless you're 11, in which case you've got cooties.

And here I thought that this was going to be a post about writing a thank you note, after a post-coital romp. :rolleyes:

Seriously...if that's your only problem, in the sack, then you got it good, my friend. It happens. Move on, and enjoy what ya got while ya got it.