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Old 09-01-2004, 05:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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quick question...

hey. just a short question about something that's been bothering me for a while

my "manhood" doesn't shape like others when erect, it curves. to the left i might add. the shape is roughly like this

is it normal for this to happen? will it affect me in any sexual way? (virgin)

any feedback would be nice.
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2004, 06:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2004, 07:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Heh, that is so normal.
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Old 09-01-2004, 07:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Me too, and there's nothing to worry about. In fact most girls think its cute if they've never seen one that does that before.
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Old 09-01-2004, 07:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Mine too. A little to the left and up. My wife rather enjoys it. So, not to worry.
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:01 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Nice drawing! Mine would have taken up the whole page.
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Old 09-01-2004, 09:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
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is it normal for this to happen? will it affect me in any sexual way? (virgin)
Not you but it might hurt any girls you are with. During sex your cock might scrape against the uterus and cause the girl to bleed and get a bit sore. I know girls who have that problem with their boyfriend's dicks but luckily they only start bleeding like once or twice a months so it's not so bad as it may sound at first
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Old 09-01-2004, 10:01 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Try different angles. This will help you and your significant other to find what's the most comfortable and the most effective.
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Old 09-01-2004, 10:15 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Dude, as I understand the curve in man's unit comes from those pubescent hard ons when you're going through puberty. You know, the one's that won't let you get up right when the bell rings? Well, those stretch your dick into the position in which you hang anyway. They're neither abnormal nor harmful. Blame your pants!
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Old 09-01-2004, 10:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I thought everyone had a slight bend. I know mine does. Never any complaints and I have heard the cute comment a few times.
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Old 09-01-2004, 10:58 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Dude, as I understand the curve in man's unit comes from those pubescent hard ons when you're going through puberty. You know, the one's that won't let you get up right when the bell rings? Well, those stretch your dick into the position in which you hang anyway. They're neither abnormal nor harmful. Blame your pants!
I do know that mine was straight before the onset of puberty(and the ensuing masturbation). I always assumed that it was caused when I started masturbating. Perhaps it is just a matter of that is the shape it took on as it grew during puberty. Similar to a girls boobs becoming two different sizes. Tough to say what actually causes it.
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:13 AM   #13 (permalink)
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That is VERY normal.
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:29 AM   #14 (permalink)
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broadhead, that is.
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Old 09-01-2004, 12:15 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Mine points north. Probably be weird looking if it didn't ha
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Old 09-01-2004, 01:34 PM   #16 (permalink)
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i see. thanks everyone

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Nice drawing! Mine would have taken up the whole page.
* not to scale

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Old 09-01-2004, 01:45 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I'm the exact same way. It's normal.

And my wife has no complaints either.
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Old 09-01-2004, 04:28 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Nice drawing! Mine would have taken up the whole page.
On a Palm Pilot?
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:08 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Not you but it might hurt any girls you are with. During sex your cock might scrape against the uterus and cause the girl to bleed and get a bit sore. I know girls who have that problem with their boyfriend's dicks but luckily they only start bleeding like once or twice a months so it's not so bad as it may sound at first
His dick would have to go up through the female's "cervix" in order to reach the "uterus".

By uterus did you mean "vagina"? Cause his penis isn't going to go anywhere else.

Here's a little img.
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:25 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Lol peach. Way to educate the masses.
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:26 PM   #21 (permalink)
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its curved for HER pleasure!
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Old 09-01-2004, 06:05 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Cause his penis isn't going to go anywhere else.

Here's a little img.
How do you know, he said his drawing wasn't to scale, he could be built like Hal
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Old 09-01-2004, 06:09 PM   #23 (permalink)
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How do you know, he said his drawing wasn't to scale, he could be built like Hal
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Old 09-01-2004, 06:31 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I got the same issue, but I attributed it to the pull from the gravitational field generated by my huge cock. In fact, my balls have gone into a low-grade orbit around my cock, and NASA is considering launching a space mission soon to determine the feasability of using my cock to generate artificial gravity for long flight missions into deep space.

In my days of lesser self-confidence (read: virginal), I was deeply scared of what a woman might say upon sight of my erect penis. Why? Because in my youth (pre-internet, mind you) the only dicks I had seen erect were from my gay uncle and from bad copies of 80's porn my parents had. In fact, upon first seeing my penis, my wife (we were both inexperienced, young, and fumbling about on my parents couch during Star Wars) stated I should put it in my pants straight next time.

She loves it, by the way. Star Wars too. But she probably wouldn't want my cock to change, but she would like Han Solo to be shirtless and Luke to be less of a whiny shit.
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Old 09-01-2004, 06:36 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2004, 06:41 PM   #26 (permalink)
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It's called penile torsion. It is usually with you from birth but I believe it can happen during puberty also; it's caused by a muscle that is shorter than the other muscles in the penis.
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Old 09-02-2004, 07:38 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Most men's -- including mine -- curve a little to the left. Unless its getting near a 90 degree angle you have nothing to worry about.
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Old 09-02-2004, 07:48 AM   #28 (permalink)
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i also heard wick slices and hooks....to be casued by scar tissue from getting smoked in the meat stick one too many times. Scar tissue isn't elstic like normal tissue, so it won't stretch...
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Old 09-02-2004, 07:59 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Nice drawing! Mine would have taken up the whole page.

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Old 09-02-2004, 05:38 PM   #30 (permalink)
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hrmm, its common to curve to the left?.. I figured it'd be more common to curve back in.. as for easier access to the g-spot.
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Old 09-03-2004, 12:46 AM   #31 (permalink)
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His dick would have to go up through the female's "cervix" in order to reach the "uterus".

By uterus did you mean "vagina"? Cause his penis isn't going to go anywhere else.
Yeah that's what I meant. Damn it! I've tried looking the word "skede" up in dictionaries but there's no translation to that word which puzzles me!

Anyway thanks for correcting me - now I know what it's called the next time I'm giving advice
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