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seulcreh · 09-01-2004, 05:19 AM

hey. just a short question about something that's been bothering me for a while

my "manhood" doesn't shape like others when erect, it curves. to the left i might add. the shape is roughly like this

is it normal for this to happen? will it affect me in any sexual way? (virgin)

any feedback would be nice.

maleficent · 09-01-2004, 05:32 AM

...all the better to reach the G-Spot with

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Curved/Straight - doesn't matter at all from the perspective of the female

bermuDa · 09-01-2004, 06:59 AM

with practice you'll discover little nuances about yourself and use them to your advantage. As long as the member works, don't worry too much about which way it points.

Prince · 09-01-2004, 07:09 AM

Heh, that is so normal.

Rinndalir · 09-01-2004, 07:36 AM

Me too, and there's nothing to worry about. In fact most girls think its cute if they've never seen one that does that before.

tooth · 09-01-2004, 07:49 AM

Mine too. A little to the left and up. My wife rather enjoys it. So, not to worry.

Average_Joe · 09-01-2004, 08:01 AM

Nice drawing! Mine would have taken up the whole page.

Nancy · 09-01-2004, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by seulcreh

is it normal for this to happen? will it affect me in any sexual way? (virgin)

Not you but it might hurt any girls you are with. During sex your cock might scrape against the uterus and cause the girl to bleed and get a bit sore. I know girls who have that problem with their boyfriend's dicks but luckily they only start bleeding like once or twice a months so it's not so bad as it may sound at first

Willravel · 09-01-2004, 10:01 AM

Try different angles. This will help you and your significant other to find what's the most comfortable and the most effective.

mr sticky · 09-01-2004, 10:15 AM

Dude, as I understand the curve in man's unit comes from those pubescent hard ons when you're going through puberty. You know, the one's that won't let you get up right when the bell rings? Well, those stretch your dick into the position in which you hang anyway. They're neither abnormal nor harmful. Blame your pants!

mb99usa · 09-01-2004, 10:33 AM

I thought everyone had a slight bend. I know mine does. Never any complaints and I have heard the cute comment a few times.

tooth · 09-01-2004, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by mr sticky

Dude, as I understand the curve in man's unit comes from those pubescent hard ons when you're going through puberty. You know, the one's that won't let you get up right when the bell rings? Well, those stretch your dick into the position in which you hang anyway. They're neither abnormal nor harmful. Blame your pants!

I do know that mine was straight before the onset of puberty(and the ensuing masturbation). I always assumed that it was caused when I started masturbating. Perhaps it is just a matter of that is the shape it took on as it grew during puberty. Similar to a girls boobs becoming two different sizes. Tough to say what actually causes it.

*Nikki* · 09-01-2004, 11:13 AM

That is VERY normal.

PDOUBLEOP · 09-01-2004, 11:29 AM

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I thought everyone had a slight bend. I know mine does. Never any complaints and I have heard the cute comment a few times

I'm straight as an arrow

broadhead, that is.

Dant0007 · 09-01-2004, 12:15 PM

Mine points north. Probably be weird looking if it didn't

ha

seulcreh · 09-01-2004, 01:34 PM

i see. thanks everyone

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Nice drawing! Mine would have taken up the whole page.

* not to scale

heh.

Flyguy · 09-01-2004, 01:45 PM

I'm the exact same way. It's normal.

And my wife has no complaints either.

robodog · 09-01-2004, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Average_Joe

Nice drawing! Mine would have taken up the whole page.

On a Palm Pilot?

flamingpeach · 09-01-2004, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Nancy

Not you but it might hurt any girls you are with. During sex your cock might scrape against the uterus and cause the girl to bleed and get a bit sore. I know girls who have that problem with their boyfriend's dicks but luckily they only start bleeding like once or twice a months so it's not so bad as it may sound at first

His dick would have to go up through the female's "cervix" in order to reach the "uterus".

By uterus did you mean "vagina"? Cause his penis isn't going to go anywhere else.

Here's a little img.

*Nikki* · 09-01-2004, 05:25 PM

Lol peach. Way to educate the masses.

JStrider · 09-01-2004, 05:26 PM

its curved for HER pleasure!

crfpilot · 09-01-2004, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by flamingpeach

Cause his penis isn't going to go anywhere else.

Here's a little img.

How do you know, he said his drawing wasn't to scale, he could be built like Hal

MSD · 09-01-2004, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by crfpilot

How do you know, he said his drawing wasn't to scale, he could be built like Hal

We could call him The Banana Man

gar1976 · 09-01-2004, 06:31 PM

I got the same issue, but I attributed it to the pull from the gravitational field generated by my huge cock. In fact, my balls have gone into a low-grade orbit around my cock, and NASA is considering launching a space mission soon to determine the feasability of using my cock to generate artificial gravity for long flight missions into deep space.

In my days of lesser self-confidence (read: virginal), I was deeply scared of what a woman might say upon sight of my erect penis. Why? Because in my youth (pre-internet, mind you) the only dicks I had seen erect were from my gay uncle and from bad copies of 80's porn my parents had. In fact, upon first seeing my penis, my wife (we were both inexperienced, young, and fumbling about on my parents couch during Star Wars) stated I should put it in my pants straight next time.

She loves it, by the way. Star Wars too. But she probably wouldn't want my cock to change, but she would like Han Solo to be shirtless and Luke to be less of a whiny shit.

09-01-2004, 06:36 PM

No big deal, just get laid and find out+

SirJohnOfWolf · 09-01-2004, 06:41 PM

It's called penile torsion. It is usually with you from birth but I believe it can happen during puberty also; it's caused by a muscle that is shorter than the other muscles in the penis.

The Phenomenon · 09-02-2004, 07:38 AM

Most men's -- including mine -- curve a little to the left. Unless its getting near a 90 degree angle you have nothing to worry about.

hossified · 09-02-2004, 07:48 AM

i also heard wick slices and hooks....to be casued by scar tissue from getting smoked in the meat stick one too many times. Scar tissue isn't elstic like normal tissue, so it won't stretch...

Average_Joe · 09-02-2004, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Average_Joe

Nice drawing! Mine would have taken up the whole page.

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Originally Posted by robodog

On a Palm Pilot?

Ha! On a Palm Pilot and sometimes my own palm!

GakFace · 09-02-2004, 05:38 PM

hrmm, its common to curve to the left?.. I figured it'd be more common to curve back in.. as for easier access to the g-spot.

Nancy · 09-03-2004, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by flamingpeach

His dick would have to go up through the female's "cervix" in order to reach the "uterus".

By uterus did you mean "vagina"? Cause his penis isn't going to go anywhere else.

Yeah that's what I meant. Damn it! I've tried looking the word "skede" up in dictionaries but there's no translation to that word which puzzles me!

Anyway thanks for correcting me - now I know what it's called the next time I'm giving advice

09-01-2004, 05:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
seulcreh Upright	quick question... hey. just a short question about something that's been bothering me for a while my "manhood" doesn't shape like others when erect, it curves. to the left i might add. the shape is roughly like this is it normal for this to happen? will it affect me in any sexual way? (virgin) any feedback would be nice.

09-01-2004, 05:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	...all the better to reach the G-Spot with --------------- Curved/Straight - doesn't matter at all from the perspective of the female __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

09-01-2004, 06:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	with practice you'll discover little nuances about yourself and use them to your advantage. As long as the member works, don't worry too much about which way it points. __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

09-01-2004, 07:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
Prince /nɑndəsˈkrɪpt/ Location: LV-426	Heh, that is so normal. __________________ Who is John Galt?

09-01-2004, 10:15 AM	#10 (permalink)
mr sticky Psycho Location: NC	Dude, as I understand the curve in man's unit comes from those pubescent hard ons when you're going through puberty. You know, the one's that won't let you get up right when the bell rings? Well, those stretch your dick into the position in which you hang anyway. They're neither abnormal nor harmful. Blame your pants! __________________ The sad thing is... as you get older you come to realize that you don't so much pilot your life, as you just try to hold on, in a screaming, defiant ball of white-knuckle anxious fury

09-01-2004, 07:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
Rinndalir Insane	Me too, and there's nothing to worry about. In fact most girls think its cute if they've never seen one that does that before.

09-01-2004, 07:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
tooth Addict	Mine too. A little to the left and up. My wife rather enjoys it. So, not to worry.

09-01-2004, 08:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
Average_Joe Psycho Location: Under the Radar	Nice drawing! Mine would have taken up the whole page.

09-01-2004, 10:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Try different angles. This will help you and your significant other to find what's the most comfortable and the most effective.

09-01-2004, 10:33 AM	#11 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	I thought everyone had a slight bend. I know mine does. Never any complaints and I have heard the cute comment a few times. __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

09-01-2004, 11:13 AM	#13 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	That is VERY normal.

09-01-2004, 12:15 PM	#15 (permalink)
Dant0007 Upright	Mine points north. Probably be weird looking if it didn't ha

09-01-2004, 01:45 PM	#17 (permalink)
Flyguy Banned Location: Swooping down on you from above....	I'm the exact same way. It's normal. And my wife has no complaints either.

09-01-2004, 05:25 PM	#20 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	Lol peach. Way to educate the masses.

09-01-2004, 05:26 PM	#21 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	its curved for HER pleasure! __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

09-01-2004, 06:31 PM	#24 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	I got the same issue, but I attributed it to the pull from the gravitational field generated by my huge cock. In fact, my balls have gone into a low-grade orbit around my cock, and NASA is considering launching a space mission soon to determine the feasability of using my cock to generate artificial gravity for long flight missions into deep space. In my days of lesser self-confidence (read: virginal), I was deeply scared of what a woman might say upon sight of my erect penis. Why? Because in my youth (pre-internet, mind you) the only dicks I had seen erect were from my gay uncle and from bad copies of 80's porn my parents had. In fact, upon first seeing my penis, my wife (we were both inexperienced, young, and fumbling about on my parents couch during Star Wars) stated I should put it in my pants straight next time. She loves it, by the way. Star Wars too. But she probably wouldn't want my cock to change, but she would like Han Solo to be shirtless and Luke to be less of a whiny shit.

09-01-2004, 06:36 PM	#25 (permalink)
Diamond Guest	No big deal, just get laid and find out+

09-01-2004, 06:41 PM	#26 (permalink)
SirJohnOfWolf Upright	It's called penile torsion. It is usually with you from birth but I believe it can happen during puberty also; it's caused by a muscle that is shorter than the other muscles in the penis.

09-02-2004, 07:38 AM	#27 (permalink)
The Phenomenon Psycho Location: I think my horns are coming out	Most men's -- including mine -- curve a little to the left. Unless its getting near a 90 degree angle you have nothing to worry about.

09-02-2004, 07:48 AM	#28 (permalink)
hossified face f$cker Location: canada	i also heard wick slices and hooks....to be casued by scar tissue from getting smoked in the meat stick one too many times. Scar tissue isn't elstic like normal tissue, so it won't stretch...

09-02-2004, 05:38 PM	#30 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	hrmm, its common to curve to the left?.. I figured it'd be more common to curve back in.. as for easier access to the g-spot. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.