08-06-2004, 06:20 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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It Feels Like Burning!
Ok, no, neither my girlfriend nor I have STDs. This question isn't about STDs.
She has quite often said that when she comes into contact with my semen, that it "burns". She has mentioned that unless she cleans it off (wherever on her body it happens to end up) within a short period of time, that her skin gets irritated. Does anyone else experience this? Can it be easily alleviated by changing my diet (I consider myself to be a carnivore)?
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08-06-2004, 06:51 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
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Location: Manhattan
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Maybe she's demon spawn and you're the messiah.
Ok.. in all seriousness, you should change your diet around and see if that makes a difference. Your diet will have a direct impact on the acidity, taste and viscosity of your semen.
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08-06-2004, 06:51 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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08-06-2004, 09:29 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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Location: Colorado
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Maybe your chemical makeup is similar to the aliens from the Alien series?
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