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View Poll Results: Which way do you dress? | |||
RIGHT | 29 | 22.48% | |
LEFT | 62 | 48.06% | |
CENTER | 24 | 18.60% | |
I'M A GIRL, BUT WANT TO PLAY TOO! | 14 | 10.85% | |
Voters: 129. You may not vote on this poll |
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07-27-2004, 02:02 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Location: Scenic Drive
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Which way do you dress?
I have searched high and low for a similiar thread, but didn't find one. Probably nobody but me crazy enough to ask this.
Guys, where does your penis spend most of the day? Dressed right, dressed left, or in the center? The answer doesn't really make a rats ass to me, but thought the responses might be fun. All I know for sure is that mine spends far too much time in my pants! |
07-27-2004, 02:07 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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Ok, the person at the next desk thinks I'm insane because I just laughed out loud. Thanks.
I'm not really sure I want the visual of all you guys getting up and checking. THough perhaps that's a new thread for Tilted Exhibition... Does thought actually go into this as to which way you choose to "hang"? Gives a whole new meaning to the question... How they hanging? To the left today.. but yesterday it was to the right...
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07-27-2004, 02:14 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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what a great guessing game it would make....take pictures of your crotch area and let us guess where it is hehehehehehehe
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07-27-2004, 03:52 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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Location: Amish-land, PA
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For years, good tailors have always asked men on which side of their pants they "dress". The side that your little man goes on can effect the way a good pair of pants fits. Left for me (but I'm left handed)
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07-27-2004, 04:01 PM | #8 (permalink) |
Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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since I cant comment...I asked Dave...he says it all depends on the condition I have put him in when he's getting dressed (we get ready for work together every day...so there is lots of teasing going on pre/post dressing
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!! |
07-27-2004, 04:27 PM | #9 (permalink) |
Inspired by the mind's eye.
Location: Between the darkness and the light.
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To quote Pierce Brosnan in "The Taylor of Panama": "I never know where the bloody thing is. Bobs about like a windsock"
But in truth, I would have to say right.
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07-27-2004, 04:52 PM | #10 (permalink) | |
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"Lefty loosey, righty tighty"
I dress left.
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07-27-2004, 05:22 PM | #14 (permalink) |
Hiya Puddin'! Miss me?
Location: Silicon Valley, CA
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This is something I've wondered ever since I was a little kid watching men in spandex on stage at Disneyland, Excalibur, etc.
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07-27-2004, 05:27 PM | #15 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Though perfectly adequate to the tasks to which I set it and of average length erect, mine tends to retract to fit right on top of my scrotum when unexcited, therefore, he hangs, or rather lays, to the center. When interested, which way it goes is sensitively dependent upon the position of my legs, the temperature, the pants and underpants I'm wearing, the speed with which it has become interesting, and a whole host of other factors which I would list had I not spent far too much time on this essentially pointless post already.
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07-27-2004, 06:04 PM | #16 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Fortress of Solitude
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I guess now that I think about it. It has just always gone right. Hmmm even when I put in to the left it just goes right on its own.
Does what it wants
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07-27-2004, 07:24 PM | #17 (permalink) |
Metal and Rock 4 Life
Location: Phoenix
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Well, sitting in my chair right now, its off to the left.
Normally, it just does whatever it wants since I wear loose fitting clothing (Couldnt imagine wearing pants that force it to choose left or right.. sheesh.. tight.. ) that give it the freedom to choose. Alas I cannot vote correctly then.
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07-27-2004, 07:28 PM | #19 (permalink) | ||
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07-27-2004, 11:31 PM | #25 (permalink) |
Natalie Portman is sexy.
Location: The Outer Rim
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I have no idea. I never really paid any attention to the direction in which my penis "hangs out". I just answered "center" for the hell of it.
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07-28-2004, 05:33 AM | #30 (permalink) |
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Location: I think my horns are coming out
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left for me. Doesnt like right
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07-28-2004, 06:09 AM | #33 (permalink) | |
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Who knew you boys actually put thought into getting dressed... TFP is all about learning new stuff... Very cool...
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07-28-2004, 08:08 AM | #35 (permalink) |
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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I usually wear boxers, or nothing. But when sitting and the like its usually heading down the left pant leg. Sometimes it gets stuck in the middle, but it seems most natural to the left...
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07-28-2004, 08:25 AM | #36 (permalink) | |
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07-28-2004, 11:34 AM | #39 (permalink) | |
don't ignore this-->
Location: CA
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