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View Poll Results: Which way do you dress?
RIGHT 29 22.48%
LEFT 62 48.06%
CENTER 24 18.60%
I'M A GIRL, BUT WANT TO PLAY TOO! 14 10.85%
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Old 07-27-2004, 02:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Which way do you dress?

I have searched high and low for a similiar thread, but didn't find one. Probably nobody but me crazy enough to ask this.

Guys, where does your penis spend most of the day? Dressed right, dressed left, or in the center? The answer doesn't really make a rats ass to me, but thought the responses might be fun. All I know for sure is that mine spends far too much time in my pants!
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Old 07-27-2004, 02:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ok, the person at the next desk thinks I'm insane because I just laughed out loud. Thanks.

I'm not really sure I want the visual of all you guys getting up and checking. THough perhaps that's a new thread for Tilted Exhibition...

Does thought actually go into this as to which way you choose to "hang"? Gives a whole new meaning to the question... How they hanging? To the left today.. but yesterday it was to the right...
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Old 07-27-2004, 02:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Been hangin' to the left for many years now.
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Old 07-27-2004, 02:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2004, 02:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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what a great guessing game it would make....take pictures of your crotch area and let us guess where it is hehehehehehehe
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Old 07-27-2004, 03:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Geez, I've never noticed? I will have to pay better attention.
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Old 07-27-2004, 03:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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For years, good tailors have always asked men on which side of their pants they "dress". The side that your little man goes on can effect the way a good pair of pants fits. Left for me (but I'm left handed)
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Old 07-27-2004, 04:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
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since I cant comment...I asked Dave...he says it all depends on the condition I have put him in when he's getting dressed (we get ready for work together every day...so there is lots of teasing going on pre/post dressing
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Old 07-27-2004, 04:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2004, 04:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I dress left.
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Old 07-27-2004, 04:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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as a girl i dress pretty much center every day unless i get my panties up in a wad and then i might hang over on one side or the other.
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Old 07-27-2004, 05:06 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Anitra...I love you so much...only you would have balls enough to make that statement! And I might add that you are damn good at dressing "Center".
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Old 07-27-2004, 05:21 PM   #13 (permalink)
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To the right, definitely. When it's on the left it feels all weird to me.
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Old 07-27-2004, 05:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
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This is something I've wondered ever since I was a little kid watching men in spandex on stage at Disneyland, Excalibur, etc.
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Old 07-27-2004, 05:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Though perfectly adequate to the tasks to which I set it and of average length erect, mine tends to retract to fit right on top of my scrotum when unexcited, therefore, he hangs, or rather lays, to the center. When interested, which way it goes is sensitively dependent upon the position of my legs, the temperature, the pants and underpants I'm wearing, the speed with which it has become interesting, and a whole host of other factors which I would list had I not spent far too much time on this essentially pointless post already.
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Old 07-27-2004, 06:04 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I guess now that I think about it. It has just always gone right. Hmmm even when I put in to the left it just goes right on its own.
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Old 07-27-2004, 07:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Well, sitting in my chair right now, its off to the left.

Normally, it just does whatever it wants since I wear loose fitting clothing (Couldnt imagine wearing pants that force it to choose left or right.. sheesh.. tight.. ) that give it the freedom to choose.

Alas I cannot vote correctly then.
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Old 07-27-2004, 07:28 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I checked.....I am left......??
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Old 07-27-2004, 07:28 PM   #19 (permalink)
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that give it the freedom to choose.
So you gentlemen are saying you have no control over your penii? Does it control you? oh wait.. nevermind....
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Old 07-27-2004, 08:11 PM   #20 (permalink)
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looks like im a left at the moment!
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Old 07-27-2004, 08:44 PM   #21 (permalink)
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slight curve to the left, so it usually hangs thataway....
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Old 07-27-2004, 09:14 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Been to the right for many many years.
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Old 07-27-2004, 10:02 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Mine must be an outfielder because it plays left-center.
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Old 07-27-2004, 10:05 PM   #24 (permalink)
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So you gentlemen are saying you have no control over your penii? Does it control you? oh wait.. nevermind....



....exactly!
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Old 07-27-2004, 11:31 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I have no idea. I never really paid any attention to the direction in which my penis "hangs out". I just answered "center" for the hell of it.
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Old 07-28-2004, 02:16 AM   #26 (permalink)
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i wear boxers, so he roams around wherever he pleases.

I choose the invisible fourth option, "flappin in da breeze"
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Old 07-28-2004, 04:11 AM   #27 (permalink)
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It's freely in my boxers.. I don't know.
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Old 07-28-2004, 04:33 AM   #28 (permalink)
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i find it interesting that many men consider their penis a separate entity. they refer to it as he or have a name for it.

am i correct in this way of thinking? if so why?
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Old 07-28-2004, 05:22 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Oh really? And what might some of the names be?
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Old 07-28-2004, 05:33 AM   #30 (permalink)
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left for me. Doesnt like right
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Old 07-28-2004, 05:59 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I guess I fall into the righty tighty group. Always have, probably always will.
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Old 07-28-2004, 06:06 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Mine bends slightly to the left, so it is more comfortable to dress to the left. If I try to dress right, I end up popping out over the waistband.
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Old 07-28-2004, 06:09 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Mine bends slightly to the left, so it is more comfortable to dress to the left. If I try to dress right, I end up popping out over the waistband.
I must stop reading this thread at my desk -- that's a visual that for some reason, I find unbeleivably funny (I Know, I need to get a life)

Who knew you boys actually put thought into getting dressed... TFP is all about learning new stuff... Very cool...
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Old 07-28-2004, 07:53 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Maleficent...kinda puts new meaning into "dress for dinner". Dontcha think?
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Old 07-28-2004, 08:08 AM   #35 (permalink)
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I usually wear boxers, or nothing. But when sitting and the like its usually heading down the left pant leg. Sometimes it gets stuck in the middle, but it seems most natural to the left...
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Old 07-28-2004, 08:25 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I usually wear boxers, or nothing. But when sitting and the like its usually heading down the left pant leg. Sometimes it gets stuck in the middle, but it seems most natural to the left...

I am the same way
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Old 07-28-2004, 08:58 AM   #37 (permalink)
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I would guess that 80 percent of the time down the left leg. BUt there are a lot of factors that effect it.
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Old 07-28-2004, 11:16 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Little Willy Hangin to the left right now :/
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Old 07-28-2004, 11:34 AM   #39 (permalink)
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i find it interesting that many men consider their penis a separate entity. they refer to it as he or have a name for it.

am i correct in this way of thinking? if so why?
well, it does have a mind of its own ;P
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Old 07-28-2004, 11:48 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Mines always a little to the left.
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