Though perfectly adequate to the tasks to which I set it and of average length erect, mine tends to retract to fit right on top of my scrotum when unexcited, therefore, he hangs, or rather lays, to the center. When interested, which way it goes is sensitively dependent upon the position of my legs, the temperature, the pants and underpants I'm wearing, the speed with which it has become interesting, and a whole host of other factors which I would list had I not spent far too much time on this essentially pointless post already.
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