Which way do you dress? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

unoaman · 07-27-2004, 02:02 PM

I have searched high and low for a similiar thread, but didn't find one. Probably nobody but me crazy enough to ask this.

Guys, where does your penis spend most of the day? Dressed right, dressed left, or in the center? The answer doesn't really make a rats ass to me, but thought the responses might be fun. All I know for sure is that mine spends far too much time in my pants!

maleficent · 07-27-2004, 02:07 PM

Ok, the person at the next desk thinks I'm insane because I just laughed out loud. Thanks.

I'm not really sure I want the visual of all you guys getting up and checking. THough perhaps that's a new thread for Tilted Exhibition...

Does thought actually go into this as to which way you choose to "hang"? Gives a whole new meaning to the question... How they hanging? To the left today.. but yesterday it was to the right...

tooth · 07-27-2004, 02:09 PM

Been hangin' to the left for many years now.

Mantus · 07-27-2004, 02:12 PM

I let it roam on the range.

ShaniFaye · 07-27-2004, 02:14 PM

what a great guessing game it would make....take pictures of your crotch area and let us guess where it is hehehehehehehe

Dawson70 · 07-27-2004, 03:11 PM

Geez, I've never noticed? I will have to pay better attention.

TM875 · 07-27-2004, 03:52 PM

For years, good tailors have always asked men on which side of their pants they "dress". The side that your little man goes on can effect the way a good pair of pants fits. Left for me (but I'm left handed)

ShaniFaye · 07-27-2004, 04:01 PM

since I cant comment...I asked Dave...he says it all depends on the condition I have put him in when he's getting dressed (we get ready for work together every day...so there is lots of teasing going on pre/post dressing

mirevolver · 07-27-2004, 04:27 PM

To quote Pierce Brosnan in "The Taylor of Panama": "I never know where the bloody thing is. Bobs about like a windsock"

But in truth, I would have to say right.

KirStang · 07-27-2004, 04:52 PM

"Lefty loosey, righty tighty"

I dress left.

anitra · 07-27-2004, 04:55 PM

as a girl i dress pretty much center every day unless i get my panties up in a wad and then i might hang over on one side or the other.

unoaman · 07-27-2004, 05:06 PM

Anitra...I love you so much...only you would have balls enough to make that statement! And I might add that you are damn good at dressing "Center".

Meier_Link · 07-27-2004, 05:21 PM

To the right, definitely. When it's on the left it feels all weird to me.

motdakasha · 07-27-2004, 05:22 PM

This is something I've wondered ever since I was a little kid watching men in spandex on stage at Disneyland, Excalibur, etc.

Tophat665 · 07-27-2004, 05:27 PM

Though perfectly adequate to the tasks to which I set it and of average length erect, mine tends to retract to fit right on top of my scrotum when unexcited, therefore, he hangs, or rather lays, to the center. When interested, which way it goes is sensitively dependent upon the position of my legs, the temperature, the pants and underpants I'm wearing, the speed with which it has become interesting, and a whole host of other factors which I would list had I not spent far too much time on this essentially pointless post already.

Kazic · 07-27-2004, 06:04 PM

I guess now that I think about it. It has just always gone right. Hmmm even when I put in to the left it just goes right on its own.
Does what it wants

Destrox · 07-27-2004, 07:24 PM

Well, sitting in my chair right now, its off to the left.

Normally, it just does whatever it wants since I wear loose fitting clothing (Couldnt imagine wearing pants that force it to choose left or right.. sheesh.. tight.. ) that give it the freedom to choose.

Alas I cannot vote correctly then.

Dawson70 · 07-27-2004, 07:28 PM

I checked.....I am left......??

maleficent · 07-27-2004, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kazic
Does what it wants

Quote:

Originally posted by Destrox
that give it the freedom to choose.

So you gentlemen are saying you have no control over your penii? Does it control you? oh wait.. nevermind....

impulse03 · 07-27-2004, 08:11 PM

looks like im a left at the moment!

DirtyVegas · 07-27-2004, 08:44 PM

slight curve to the left, so it usually hangs thataway....

prefect · 07-27-2004, 09:14 PM

Been to the right for many many years.

present_future · 07-27-2004, 10:02 PM

Mine must be an outfielder because it plays left-center.

DirtyVegas · 07-27-2004, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by maleficent
So you gentlemen are saying you have no control over your penii? Does it control you? oh wait.. nevermind....

....exactly!

omega2K4 · 07-27-2004, 11:31 PM

I have no idea. I never really paid any attention to the direction in which my penis "hangs out". I just answered "center" for the hell of it.

bermuDa · 07-28-2004, 02:16 AM

i wear boxers, so he roams around wherever he pleases.

I choose the invisible fourth option, "flappin in da breeze"

alpha · 07-28-2004, 04:11 AM

It's freely in my boxers.. I don't know.

anitra · 07-28-2004, 04:33 AM

i find it interesting that many men consider their penis a separate entity. they refer to it as he or have a name for it.

am i correct in this way of thinking? if so why?

unoaman · 07-28-2004, 05:22 AM

Oh really? And what might some of the names be?

The Phenomenon · 07-28-2004, 05:33 AM

left for me. Doesnt like right

absorbentishe · 07-28-2004, 05:59 AM

I guess I fall into the righty tighty group. Always have, probably always will.

Redlemon · 07-28-2004, 06:06 AM

Mine bends slightly to the left, so it is more comfortable to dress to the left. If I try to dress right, I end up popping out over the waistband.

maleficent · 07-28-2004, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redlemon
Mine bends slightly to the left, so it is more comfortable to dress to the left. If I try to dress right, I end up popping out over the waistband.

I must stop reading this thread at my desk -- that's a visual that for some reason, I find unbeleivably funny (I Know, I need to get a life)

Who knew you boys actually put thought into getting dressed... TFP is all about learning new stuff... Very cool...

unoaman · 07-28-2004, 07:53 AM

Maleficent...kinda puts new meaning into "dress for dinner". Dontcha think?

bookerV · 07-28-2004, 08:08 AM

I usually wear boxers, or nothing. But when sitting and the like its usually heading down the left pant leg. Sometimes it gets stuck in the middle, but it seems most natural to the left...

redarrow · 07-28-2004, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bookerV
I usually wear boxers, or nothing. But when sitting and the like its usually heading down the left pant leg. Sometimes it gets stuck in the middle, but it seems most natural to the left...

I am the same way

primal · 07-28-2004, 08:58 AM

I would guess that 80 percent of the time down the left leg. BUt there are a lot of factors that effect it.

billwood · 07-28-2004, 11:16 AM

Little Willy Hangin to the left right now :/

bermuDa · 07-28-2004, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by anitra
i find it interesting that many men consider their penis a separate entity. they refer to it as he or have a name for it.

am i correct in this way of thinking? if so why?

well, it does have a mind of its own ;P

World's King · 07-28-2004, 11:48 AM

Mines always a little to the left.

View Poll Results: Which way do you dress?
RIGHT	29	22.48%
LEFT	62	48.06%
CENTER	24	18.60%
I'M A GIRL, BUT WANT TO PLAY TOO!	14	10.85%
Voters: 129. You may not vote on this poll

07-27-2004, 02:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	Which way do you dress? I have searched high and low for a similiar thread, but didn't find one. Probably nobody but me crazy enough to ask this. Guys, where does your penis spend most of the day? Dressed right, dressed left, or in the center? The answer doesn't really make a rats ass to me, but thought the responses might be fun. All I know for sure is that mine spends far too much time in my pants!

07-27-2004, 02:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Ok, the person at the next desk thinks I'm insane because I just laughed out loud. Thanks. I'm not really sure I want the visual of all you guys getting up and checking. THough perhaps that's a new thread for Tilted Exhibition... Does thought actually go into this as to which way you choose to "hang"? Gives a whole new meaning to the question... How they hanging? To the left today.. but yesterday it was to the right... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

07-27-2004, 02:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	what a great guessing game it would make....take pictures of your crotch area and let us guess where it is hehehehehehehe __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

07-27-2004, 03:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dawson70 Here to Help My Fellow TFP'er Location: All over the Net....(ok Wisconsin)	Geez, I've never noticed? I will have to pay better attention. __________________ "I Finally Finished My Goal....You Can Too! Yippie Ki Ya...

07-27-2004, 02:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
tooth Addict	Been hangin' to the left for many years now.

07-27-2004, 02:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	I let it roam on the range.

07-27-2004, 03:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
TM875 Addict Location: Amish-land, PA	For years, good tailors have always asked men on which side of their pants they "dress". The side that your little man goes on can effect the way a good pair of pants fits. Left for me (but I'm left handed) __________________ "I've made only one mistake in my life. But I made it over and over and over. That was saying 'yes' when I meant 'no'. Forgive me."

07-27-2004, 04:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	since I cant comment...I asked Dave...he says it all depends on the condition I have put him in when he's getting dressed (we get ready for work together every day...so there is lots of teasing going on pre/post dressing __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

07-27-2004, 04:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	To quote Pierce Brosnan in "The Taylor of Panama": "I never know where the bloody thing is. Bobs about like a windsock" But in truth, I would have to say right. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

07-27-2004, 04:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
anitra Upright Location: missouri	as a girl i dress pretty much center every day unless i get my panties up in a wad and then i might hang over on one side or the other. __________________ i'm a monkey just swingin through the trees

07-27-2004, 05:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	Anitra...I love you so much...only you would have balls enough to make that statement! And I might add that you are damn good at dressing "Center".

07-27-2004, 05:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
Meier_Link Psycho Location: in a state of confusion	To the right, definitely. When it's on the left it feels all weird to me. __________________ life is a sexually transmitted disease

07-27-2004, 05:22 PM	#14 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	This is something I've wondered ever since I was a little kid watching men in spandex on stage at Disneyland, Excalibur, etc. __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.)

07-27-2004, 05:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Though perfectly adequate to the tasks to which I set it and of average length erect, mine tends to retract to fit right on top of my scrotum when unexcited, therefore, he hangs, or rather lays, to the center. When interested, which way it goes is sensitively dependent upon the position of my legs, the temperature, the pants and underpants I'm wearing, the speed with which it has become interesting, and a whole host of other factors which I would list had I not spent far too much time on this essentially pointless post already. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-27-2004, 06:04 PM	#16 (permalink)
Kazic Psycho Location: Fortress of Solitude	I guess now that I think about it. It has just always gone right. Hmmm even when I put in to the left it just goes right on its own. Does what it wants __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

07-27-2004, 07:24 PM	#17 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	Well, sitting in my chair right now, its off to the left. Normally, it just does whatever it wants since I wear loose fitting clothing (Couldnt imagine wearing pants that force it to choose left or right.. sheesh.. tight.. ) that give it the freedom to choose. Alas I cannot vote correctly then. __________________ You bore me.... next.

07-27-2004, 07:28 PM	#18 (permalink)
Dawson70 Here to Help My Fellow TFP'er Location: All over the Net....(ok Wisconsin)	I checked.....I am left......?? __________________ "I Finally Finished My Goal....You Can Too! Yippie Ki Ya...

07-27-2004, 08:11 PM	#20 (permalink)
impulse03 Crazy	looks like im a left at the moment! __________________ BLUE HENS!

07-27-2004, 08:44 PM	#21 (permalink)
DirtyVegas Tilted Location: underground.......	slight curve to the left, so it usually hangs thataway.... __________________ ouch!

07-27-2004, 09:14 PM	#22 (permalink)
prefect Upright	Been to the right for many many years.

07-27-2004, 10:02 PM	#23 (permalink)
present_future Take my hand Location: Everywhere, but nowhere	Mine must be an outfielder because it plays left-center. __________________ The only thing I'll ever ask of you... you gotta promise not to stop when I say when.

07-27-2004, 11:31 PM	#25 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	I have no idea. I never really paid any attention to the direction in which my penis "hangs out". I just answered "center" for the hell of it. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

07-28-2004, 02:16 AM	#26 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	i wear boxers, so he roams around wherever he pleases. I choose the invisible fourth option, "flappin in da breeze" __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

07-28-2004, 04:11 AM	#27 (permalink)
alpha Insane Location: Finland	It's freely in my boxers.. I don't know.

07-28-2004, 04:33 AM	#28 (permalink)
anitra Upright Location: missouri	i find it interesting that many men consider their penis a separate entity. they refer to it as he or have a name for it. am i correct in this way of thinking? if so why? __________________ i'm a monkey just swingin through the trees

07-28-2004, 05:22 AM	#29 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	Oh really? And what might some of the names be?

07-28-2004, 05:33 AM	#30 (permalink)
The Phenomenon Psycho Location: I think my horns are coming out	left for me. Doesnt like right __________________ Do not confuse altruism with kindness, good will or respect for the rights of others. These are not primaries, but consequences, which, in fact, altruism makes impossible. The irreducible primary of altruism, the basic absolute, is self-sacrifice - which means: self-immolation, self-abnegation, self-denial, self-destruction - which means: the self as a standard of evil, the selfless as a standard of the good.

07-28-2004, 05:59 AM	#31 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	I guess I fall into the righty tighty group. Always have, probably always will.

07-28-2004, 06:06 AM	#32 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Mine bends slightly to the left, so it is more comfortable to dress to the left. If I try to dress right, I end up popping out over the waistband. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

07-28-2004, 07:53 AM	#34 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	Maleficent...kinda puts new meaning into "dress for dinner". Dontcha think?

07-28-2004, 08:08 AM	#35 (permalink)
bookerV Addict Location: Ontario, Canada	I usually wear boxers, or nothing. But when sitting and the like its usually heading down the left pant leg. Sometimes it gets stuck in the middle, but it seems most natural to the left... __________________ "That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy." Lionel Hutz

07-28-2004, 08:58 AM	#37 (permalink)
primal Crazy Location: Oklahoma City	I would guess that 80 percent of the time down the left leg. BUt there are a lot of factors that effect it. __________________ "Where the white women at?" -Sheriff Bart (Blazing Saddles)

07-28-2004, 11:16 AM	#38 (permalink)
billwood Upright	Little Willy Hangin to the left right now :/ __________________ "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,shouting",,,HOLY CRAP...WHAT A RIDE!".

07-28-2004, 11:48 AM	#40 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Mines always a little to the left. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown