ruggerp11

I just noticed this... who?

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Um, let's see. A convertible Mustang GT at Lillith Fair in Denver. People started watching as the windows got steamier and the car bounced.

The handicapped bathroom at the Phoenix, Denver, Chicago, Seattle, Milwaukee airports. Heathrow, Madrid, Tenerife airports. My ex and I loved airport bathrooms for a while.

A study room at Helen C White Library in Madison, WI during the busiest time of the night.

Back of a police car.

On the bar at the Hard Rock in Phoenix.

On a Volcano in the Canary Islands.

My ex's bachelorette party. Yes, I banged my ex 48 hours before she got married to some poor schlub.

**looks at watch** Wow, I did a lot in 28 years.

robodog

OK, can we hear the stories behind these two? I'm especially intrigued by the police car one.

davik

Let's see:
In a cemetary.
On a golf course at night; actually almost got caught twice, once by a guy in a golf cart who must have seen us on top of the green in the full moon, which forced us to hastily relocate (and use some ninja-esque hiding skills when he drove by). After we relocated we were just getting in to it when we heard voices and dove into some chest-high weeds thinking the guy had called the cops; belly crawled through the weeds for 20 m or so before I realized that what I was smelling was pot. Turns out a bunch of highschool kids had come out to smoke up. Scared the hell out of them when we materialized out of the brush behind them. Then proceeded to drive out to a more secluded park to christen the bridge I'd built for my eagle project.
On the front lawn of a house for sale in a subdivision at night; again, almost got caught when someone pulled into the driveway of the house next door while I was going down on her. Saved yet again by quickly covering in the dark blanket we were on.
In tall grass inside the fence of a national lab, right next to the lane that the guards drove to patrol the site. (several times too)

Personally the best I've heard of is a guy I knew who managed to have sex inside a mental hospital with another patient while he was on suicide watch; the man had some talent.

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Erlein

As fairly unoriginal as this is... In the backseat of a movie theater during Carrie 2.
Now the act wasn't the funny thing, walking out of the movie to a standing ovation from the theater manager and the popcorn kids was.

Willravel

Well, since in a plane is actually common now, I'd have to say that either a school bus in hichschool, or A Small World at Disney Land.
Yes, I'm banned for life.

WarriorBuddha

In the back seat of a car while my friend was driving. We got pulled over for speeding and the cop was laughing to hard to give my friend a ticket.

And on the balcony of my wife and I's apartment.

And I've done it while a friend was watching, if you count the fact that he participated as well.

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weirdest and best....directly beneath the stage while alice cooper played "is it my body?"

jordan_is_god

cemetary... many many times...my high school sweet heart had a thing for it i guess..... in her front yard at about 9 at nite... in her pool while her mom laid out on the deck 10 feet from us... i broke into my best friends house while he was on vacation and used his bed... i even left the condom for him... that was mean

CityOfAngels

My ex wanted to go see Chasing Liberty, so of course, mid-movie I got bored as heck. So I started kissing up on her neck and fondling her breasts. Soon enough, we were trading oral sex right there in the theatre!

Strangest place I ever went all out was my mother's bathroom when we went to visit her for mother's day.

Or would it be my aunt's bathroom during her birthday party? I dunno.

Dale

I guess the weirdest place was in my girlfriends room while her parents were in the next room. I also did it in my room (different girl) while my mother was in the next room. My first wife once gave me a blow job while I was driving on highway 101 below Eureka, Ca. I have also been masterbated (different girl) while driving. One time I picked up a employee of one of the casinos in Reno and she directed me to a remote location where we had sex. I never saw or had any contact with her since. I regret not writing down our address or phone numbers. If a child came from our indiscretion, I wanted to fulfil my obligation as a father.
Wait--I just remembered the weirdest place. It was only oral sex but we did it a Tunnel of Love water ride in Portland I think. The next boat was just maybe 15 feet away. At the time I did not think they saw us, but I am certain they did. I also did oral to a gal on the main trail in the Pinnacles near Soledad, Ca. There was no one in our sight, but I did hear a shout from above.

raven12

in a public restroom

Gil

The name of the club was Tantra in Houston, TX. It was about 3:30 in the morning and this girl and I started dancing pretty close, to the point I was fingering her. She led me to a restroom (it had four restrooms in the joint, two of which had locks and some bizarre chairs in them) and in there was another couple she knew and I just had sex with her, there, bent over the counter while the other couple was in a chair watching.

What I found out later was that in Tantra, this strangeness was par for the course.

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Drider_it

In church.. sigh im going to hell.. but heh well NM

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Seer666

Hehe, that happened to me when I went to see This Is Spinal Tap with one of my ex's. We were the only two people in the theater, so we desided we could watch it later...

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In the hall of a university building that we ducked into on the way to a movie... nobody saw us, I think.

Street Veteran

public trail as people walked by trying not to look at us....it was kinda dark out though n we were high.

Squishor

Wow you guys, I thought I had done pretty well in this category until I read all of your posts!

Okay let's see, I might forget some, but...

Cemetaries - lots of times.
In a median strip between two lanes of traffic. It was a wide one though, with a little stream and benches.
Inside the steeple of a catholic church.
In a laundromat, lots of times actually.
On a partially-sunken cement ship.
On the bleachers of our local high school in a pouring rainstorm.
On the stage at a community college.
In front of the stage at a university concert hall.
On the hood of my car by the side of the road with people driving by.
In the doorway of a building downtown.
On the fire escape of a building downtown.
In a jail cell.

I’m sure there’s more that I can't remember right now

foscon

IN old tower in a state park while people where banging on the door in the floor trying to get in....

radioguy

a frontage road on the way back from a concert, outside of the truck!

Street Veteran

...wow...your going to hell for sure. lol.

howd u pull off the jail cell one?

pinion

I think Squishor has another one to add.

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Squishor

Oh yeah, I'm going to hell...but I come from a Catholic family so I just had to, you see.

The jail thing was pretty simple, really, no big mystery to it. I was in jail, I was bored, and then this little minidyke with a stallion tattooed on her arm showed up. The rest is easy to imagine, right?

As far as how I got away with it goes, I guess I had a lot of status so even though everybody knew what was going on, nobody told on me - even the guard who busted her.

I have a new one for the list from today, although I'm not sure how weird it is - underneath Cannery Row in Monterey.

yensonc

on a trampoline when i thought my friend was out of town, his step dad caught us or in a park in the middle of the day in one of those tubes

moonstrucksoul

in a cemetery

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Irishsean

Under the curtains on stage in a theater during a play...

akithra

cemetary, in a darkroom (the photo developing kind, not just a "dark room" hehe), in the middle of a bridge in the country - not in a car, actually on the bridge at night, public park covered slide.....that's all I can think of at the moment.

trustne1

The weirdest place I've ever had sex would have to be Magic Mountain, in the bushes right next to BATMAN the ride...No B.S. We almost got caught by security

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bscox00

Strangest place was the computer help desk center where my girlfriend was the phone answering girl. Luckily, she worked alone and at nights, so we had the place to ourselves. She was definitely a fun one. Wonder whatever happened to her...

MrsRight41401

On my husband's commander's desk. HOOAH!

Rachel

Truenorth

In a row boat and finished on the beach. In a 747 on our way to Australia....

legolas

this is crazy, but one time i gave oral to my gf in the backseat of a car while my mom and sister were in the front... don't even ask how i pulled that off cause i have no clue.

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vanblah

In a dark corner on stage at a dance club in a small Mid-Western town.

CrossEyedLover

On a conference table at work---in a movie theatre parking lot in the middle of the day(several times)---on a boulder in the woods in a State Park about ten feet from a trail in broad daylight---on the ground behind a bush in the same State Park in broad daylight---in a car while on lunch at work in broad daylight(many times)---with my sister's friend, in my sister's bed while my sister was in the other room(awake)---in the stall of a mens room at a truck stop---in a car in the parking lot of a bar (It was a birthday present and it was in the front seat. I had power windows and her foot hit the button. Didn't realize the window was down until afterwards. She was quite a screamer and the lot was still filling up. Got a lot of smiles when we walked back in the bar. )---on a train in Germany in broad daylight---on a bench next to my neighbors pool when he was home---in an empty loft of a poolhouse with a hot brunette while my girlfriend was banging on the door and yelling for me---in my room during a party while my girlfriend and her sister were drinking on the couch outside my room

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Behind a rock at Annapurna Base Camp in Nepal. Yes, it was a bit cold - still, only minor shrinkage ;-)

Bryndian_Dhai

On a drum kit. On stage. Immediately post show. *sighs* Yes, there were people still there. No, I didn't care. Yes, he was HOT. Yes, I would do it again (with him, lol)

*grins* I think that about covers the bases of the questions people usually ask me about that one.

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Bryndian_Dhai

Oh, yah, and in a confessional at a church. Had to talk the bf into that one. *shrugs* He wasn't even Catholic, I was surprised he balked, lol. I'm the Catholic, or I was at the time, hee hee.

Oh, and on the hood of my car next to the train tracks (*shrugs* don't ask me, it wasn't my fantasy, lmao)

Um, I don't think the "against the wall in a bar" one is too weird exactly, but that one was lots of fun.

On the floor behind the front counter of the drycleaners where I used to work. Oh, and against the wall once in the racks of clothes at the cleaners, too.

In the library in the research stacks. My gf at the time had to keep her hand over my mouth while she got me off. *grins*

I've had a lot of partners, what can I say? lol... lots of opportunity for "unusual" sex.

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Baldrick

A couple were pretty different for me...

On the front steps of a church (late at night).

And my personal favorite, at the drive-inn on evening. Not *IN* the car, but out of it on the hood...

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SJS111567

on a king size bed in a model home for a new subdivision
in the middle of the living room floor at a friends house during a party
in a lounge chair beside the pool in some apartments i was living in
on my front porch
on a park bench
a corner booth at denny's
a glass elevator
the lobby of a high rise office building where i worked nightshift as a security guard
the grassy knoll in dallas

Draconis

Middle of the dance floor at a party
In the back seat of a car at a gas station while friend was filling up the tank (we kept it up for the next 30 miles)
A dormroom, not mine, not hers, we weren't sure whose but they left their door unlocked
at a concert, lifted up the skirt on the girl and went to town

Ah...memories

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