Average_Joe

I’m just wondering if this ever happens with other couples…….

Sometimes, if my wife is holding me in bed, just after she falls asleep, she will put her hand between my legs and start to masturbate me! I don’t know if it’s caused by her dreaming or if it’s just an unconscious natural reaction to feeling my hard-on, but I swear this is true. Occassionally, she will wake up horny and we will make love. Other times she will finish me off without ever waking up. When I tell her about it the next morning or when she wakes up later, she doesn’t believe me!

Is this common, or am I just damn lucky?!

Kazic

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One of my exs had a tendency to get really arounsed in the mornings and would do things like this. I never once complained

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scrooloose

Yes the same type of thing has happend to me

absorbentishe

Enjoy it while it lasts. I have never had this type of thing happen, but often wished it did.

ruggerp11

There is a medical condition for this if I remember correctly.

Yep, found a link:

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/...?oneclick=true

shit, here you go:

http://www.sleepsex.org

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mtsgsd

Wow, what a bizarre concept. At first glance it seems like it could be great for you, but I can see how this could be pretty awfull for the person with the "affliction".

bermuDa

Already a thread about sexsomnia/sleepsex

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...hreadid=34823&

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PDOUBLEOP

No, your wife has never done that to me.

Neither has anyone else.

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la petite moi

Most likely, she's not asleep. She's just pretending to be.

Flyguy

Dude, just let it be and count your blessings!!!

slimshaydee

Like someone else said, theres a medical condition called sleep sex

blindawg

My girlfriend quit often falls asleep rubbing my balls or my dickk. It's a comforting thing for her.. No complaints from me!

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ultra_agent9

Lol!

Asleep or awake, I don't care- just GIVE IT TO ME!!

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Stompy

hehe, I enjoy that site (sleepsex.org) and how it explains the condition as "embarassing".

Embarassing? What's so embarassing about it? Unless you're a couple who's against oral sex and havin fun in the sack aside from the standard missionary position, seems like a fun thing to have!

"Oh my GOD, Bertha. You're masturbating in your sleep... how god awful and DISGUSTING."

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Average_Joe

Thanks for all the advice. I talked about it with my wife yesterday, and she doesn't feel embarrassed about it. I still don't think that she's 100% convinced that she even does it, but she's just happy to satisfy me. I guess I'm just a lucky guy!

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ShaniFaye

I havent looked at the links..but this is not uncommon for me and fortunately my guy hasnt once complained la petite moi I can guarantee you I'm not pretending to be asleep.

ok I've looked at the links.....I must say I am disturbed to find this quote in the link for www.sleepsex.org
its a problem? Im glad Dave doesnt view it that way.

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The Phenomenon

My GF also does this, and she is VERY upset the next morning if I allowed her to have sex with me while she's asleep. Nearly broke up with me once :/

I have no complaints but she hates it when it happens.

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