Prince

Would if I could, but can't so I won't.

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Captain Nemo

My addition

I was a junior in college and living off campus in a studio apartment. The door off the kitchen opened onto the roof of the garage, and it being summertime I kept a lawn chair out there. One evening I was trying to get to bed early as I had a mid-term at 8 in the morning. These two girls that lived next to me were having a slightly loud get together so sleep was impossible so I went into the kitchen and grabbed a beer. I walked to the back door to walk outside when I saw one of the girls on the roof with a guy. He was sitting in my chair with the girl straddling him, riding away. I thought, "hmm, free show", so I sat and watched for a while as this girl proceeded to perform every acrobatic trick known to man.

Well, everything proved entertaining until they started breaking my chair, at which point I got pissed off. I slid the kitchen window open (which was on the side of the house), grabbed a brick of firecrackers, lit it, and lobbed it around the side of the wall in their general direction, then raced back to the door, to see the firecrackers land under the quickly deteriorating lawn chair. What ensued next was the funniest fucking thing I've seen, as the firecrackers start exploding direcly beneath the guys ass (just far enough away as to not hurt him, but close enough to feel the explosion).

She screamed, tripped over him, fell over onto the roof as he was screaming and trying to extricate his ass cheeks from the ruined chair.

Aahh, a little voyuerism and evilness all in one setting.

Bill O'Rights

^^ That is the funniest damn thing I've heard today.

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tooth

Yep! Hilarious!:LOL:

hossified

i dunno if anyone else found it weird...but I have a hard time believing that an 18 y/o university student is a)babysitting b)diddling herself at the house she is sitting c) had sex with a 14 yr old kid she was babysitting

...and anyways.....what kind of 14 y/o needs a babysitter?

..o and Ps I would watch someone changing / having sex

jordan_is_god

my roomates in colege and i led active sex lives... we were always putting on a good show for the "sleeping"roomate... one nite it would be me sleeping the next it would be him... another fun time was at my first apartment.... i never saw anything but boy did i get an ear full... i came home walked up the stairs and heard something interesting.. i thought i dont remeber leaving a porno on... hmmmm... i get tcloser to the door and realize its not coming from my door its coming from across the hall... i go inside my apt and have a listen... they lasted over anhour and half... and damn he must have been a stud cuz she was very very vocal... they finallly stopped... no more than 30 min later i hear it again... this time its coming from downstairs... it was like a contest... who can bring home the loudest girl... it was awesome... after that nite i never heard any of them again... after that whenever i had a girl over i knew that i had an audience... almost felt guilty when i was getting it and they werent

Street Veteran

many of times

Phant84

I love beautiful neighbors with big windows.

raiders4610

i never had the chance to

Val_1

I've never come across anyone changing/making love. Although I should. I'm a good guy; I deserve it. I've done my best to put on shows for others.

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boredom

When i was living with my grandparents there was this semi exhibitionist couple that lived across the street. Well i didnt really know except for the time when they were banging away against the wall that was right next to the window. I just sat on the porch watching them, was pretty cool. Never saw them again after that, bummer....

MEAD

Nah, I don't really think I would either. Well unless the girl was really hot then I'd stare for a little bit, but really if they are not intentionaly putting their body on display it's rude to stare.

NavySEAL

That's kinda weird... But anyway, I have never seen anything like that yet.

CityOfAngels

My older brother and I were like 8 and 11, and my mom took us to a hotel for some reason (I think she just wanted to get away from everyday life, and she couldn't find a babysitter). During the day, my bro and I went swimming, and a pair of beautiful women came out, laid down on their reclining pool-chairs, and promptly took their tops off.
My brother and I wouldn't stop looking, and our mom noticed, so she sent us back up to our room. The beauty of it was we could STILL see them from the window of our room! Our mom came up and caught us watching them, but she left again so we went back to oggling. Then this guy who works at the hotel comes out, starts talking to the women, and they seem pissed, and not only do they put their tops back on, but they storm inside the hotel.

What an asshole.

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lunchbox

I've put on my show if anyone was watching...once in the middle of the day I fingered a girl under a tree in the park and on a bench at the same park with the same girl at about 11 at night.


never seen anything like that, the outlook isn't very promising either. I live in dorms but the girls are on different floors, how stupid. :-/ The only windows I can see in are the ones that are being remodeled with no one living in them. ho hum.

fuhrerhat

Haven't encountered anything like that yet, but I'd like to

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dubyapeeay

I've never been that lucky but I would if I could.

macsmith230

I've had a few good experiences with this. Not as many as I'd like, as I seem to have quite the voyeuristic stream in my blood...<br />
In college I worked at a museum where we did some lab work on the upper floor. I spent a lot of time there late at night. I knew that the building right next door was a dorm, but I didn't know it was strictly female. As it got later into fall/winter, the days got shorter and I'd start seeing lights coming on in several of the dorm rooms. The distance between the two buildings was probably 10-15 feet at most, so it was a perfect view into most the bedrooms.<br />
I would wait until everybody had gone home for the night and spend hours at a time running back and forth down the hallway trying to see what room had the most action going on at any one time. I never caught any sex or hanky panky, just a lot of girls changing their clothes, but I held onto that job as long as I could. In fact I've even considered going back there ten years later and inquiring as to whether they need any night-time help, but I think they only let students work there. <br />
And at the last place I lived, my apartment jutted out a little further than the neighboring apartment building, so I could see directly into the neighbors' living rooms (both upstairs and downstairs neighbors). Now, this time I wasn't really trying to look, my deck just happened to afford a perfect viewing position, but there's something about watching people cook and wash dishes that just doesn't do it for me. But that building was also very close to mine and the neighbors next to my kitchen window would sometimes leave the blinds up just a little bit and light candles in their bedroom so I'd be on my knees on the hard-ass floors in my kitchen until I couldn't feel my legs anymore, just hoping to hear a moan or see a glimpse of her ass. Unfortunately I think I was usually hearing their cat or seeing an elbow, but it's all about imagination, my friends. <br />
Oh yeah, almost forgot the best part of that apartment. One night after a concert I got home late and went out on the balcony for a cigarette, this being about 3 am, and the downstairs neighbor was getting it on with her boyfriend. I saw a bit of flesh out the corner of my eye, and when I investigated closer I saw that they had blown up an aerobed type mattress and put it in the living room and were watching movies I guess, but maybe they got bored of the movies and they were full on doing it. A corner of the building was blocking my view, so it's like those bad seats behind the poles at Fenway, but it was worth it. Except when I saw the guy stand up afterwards and his scrotum must've been hanging down like 8 inches and that kind of ruined it for me. These are some of my tales <grin>.

blindawg

My GF and I often drive through town, or walk if ht eweather is nice to to see what we can see.. We've gottenteh occasional person changing, but unfortunatley nothing too exciting..

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iceburn

In my salad days as a lifeguard, I saw my share of men and women changing. I've since shut out the memories of the men. You'd be surprised how often people feel comfortable stripping in public.

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