06-29-2004, 03:09 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Best sex dreams
I don't know if this has been a thread in the past but it's probably worth starting up again.
Everyone has had lots of sex dreams I'm sure, so what are your favorite ones you've had. Or what have been the weirdest. The latest one I've had was that I was a cop and I was chasing this guy who was dressed in all black with a black cowboy hat on. He tried to hide somewhere and my partner ran right past him but I saw him and tackled him to the ground. I was fighting with him trying to get the handcuffs on but once I did he suddenly became my girlfriend, still in handcuffs. Not only was it suddenly my girlfriend but she was also completely naked, thank god for getting rid of the cowboy hat. Sad part is though that I woke up very shortly after this transformation. |
06-29-2004, 04:54 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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I had a funny one a few nights ago. I was having sex with my ex-girlfriend's best friend at my house when the phone rang. We looked over and, sure enough, it was the ex on the caller ID. So I picked up the phone and said, "Sorry, I'm in the middle of someone, I'll call you back when we're done." After that my ex got on AIM and saw her best friend's away message which said, "I'm at Jeff's house." I kept screwing her friend as her name popped back on the caller ID, and then woke up.
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06-29-2004, 04:57 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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I often have very surreal / fantastic dreams. One of my all time favorites involved a spaceship landing in my neighborhood. The visitors were these gorgeous flying aliens. One of them scooped me up and fucked my brains out as we soared among the clouds.
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06-29-2004, 09:47 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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I had a wonderful sex dream a long time ago. I was having sex with some unfamiliar person and I started to have an orgasm. Right then I woke up and I was actually having an orgasm. It was the strangest thing ever!
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06-29-2004, 10:10 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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I had a great dream I was in this room and these girls I like were all making out and when they saw me they started to slob my knob then I did all of them one by one.
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06-30-2004, 12:24 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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The only one I can really remember clearly happened many years ago. The best detail is that at one point I was lying naked, in total exstacy, on a very nice carpet while four girls with long blonde hair sucked on the corner tassels.
What does it mean? I don't know. |
06-30-2004, 10:02 AM | #8 (permalink) | |
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Re: Best sex dreams
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06-30-2004, 10:18 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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I'm disappointed in myself during sex dreams. I often have random willing women available, but I turn them down, since I am married. Then I wake up and kick myself - "That one wouldn't have counted! Put me back in the dream!"
My wife gives me a hard time about it, but underneat I think she's pleased.
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06-30-2004, 10:46 AM | #10 (permalink) | |
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Most recent: I wake up, hit the alarm clock, and then go in to take a shower. But it's not my shower, it's in some trailer or camper type thing, and there's an older hot blond in the bathtub as I'm taking my clothes off. Nice boobs, but there are bubbles and I just see her knees as she spreads them apart. She asks me if I like what I see, and I say, I can't see anything, I haven't put my contacts in, and it's kinda steamy. Then I get in the shower, only to realize that I saw her just fine and in perfect detail, and was wondering how that could be the case, because I really hadn't put my contacts in.... Then I heard the alarm and realized it was a dream, and a nice one at that. |
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06-30-2004, 10:56 AM | #11 (permalink) | |
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07-01-2004, 08:20 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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I had a scary one once...where I was a detective investigating some deaths and it turnedout to be a family of werewolves. I proceeded to have sex with one of them in their human form.
Also...she looked disturbingly like my mother... *ick* Fortunately...this was like when I was 12 or something. It's sad that I can't remember more of my sex dreams.
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07-01-2004, 08:42 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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Had some intense ones recently. And none of the participants were me...I was being left out in the cold by everyone, including my wife. Very odd.
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07-17-2004, 12:35 PM | #19 (permalink) |
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I don't usually have dreams involving sex, but last night I had a nightmare about sex.
I was at work (a restaurant) and one of the waitresses asked me if I wanted to fool around. I thought 'what the hell' and we started to get naked. I proceeded to kiss one of her tits, and all of the sudden I started to choke on it! It was down my throat and I couldn't breath! I woke up after that. Extremely disturbing, to say the least.
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07-17-2004, 01:25 PM | #20 (permalink) |
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I've never had any really great ones, but I did have one really fucking weird one once.
I was making out with this girl I know, but have never had any relations with. I find her to be very attractive, so I was enjoying it, when all of a freaking sudden she turns into my friend's little brother. I fucking freaked out and jumped back, started screaming, it was awful. Whenever I calmed down in my dream, I finally realized that it was a dream.
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07-17-2004, 01:40 PM | #21 (permalink) | |
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Haha. I can't remember my last sex dream. I dreamt a lot about sex when I was pregnant. |
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07-17-2004, 08:45 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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I too can't remeber the last time I had a hot steamy sex dream? Maybe its because I put all my efforts into the "real thing".
Nah, just kidding. I think I'm just getting old. Is 34 old?
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07-18-2004, 08:22 AM | #26 (permalink) |
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Jesus Pimp, you are sooo right.
It's called lucid dreaming, and it is the ability to know your dreaming when you're dreaming. I've been able to do it since I was a kid and had nightmares. I could tell myself this is only a dream and to either change the setting or to wake up. Well, then when puberty hit, hello, having the ability to manipulate and shape sexually related dreams. Better than Disney World... |
07-18-2004, 09:09 PM | #27 (permalink) |
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Location: Fortress of Solitude
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The other night I had this dream. I was working at this gym and there were these to blonde girls that I worked with. And we were trainers. Then this guy shows up and 1 of us had to go train him. the one girl suggested that we have a kiss off to see who would get the new client. So they kissed and I kissed both of them then they we all started kissing each other. then my sister called and woke me up.
I ended up having to taker her to the hospital. (damn her and her tonsilitous.)
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07-19-2004, 07:10 AM | #29 (permalink) |
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I think the most memorable one was way back in '99... I was with my first girlfriend at the time who, despite being a tad on the "full" side (in terms of weight), was a jaz/ballet dancer.
Her best friend was the same age as her, but totally, totally, totally hot. I mean really hot. The three of us would hang out all the time. One day, the friend and I were waiting in my ex's room while the ex was getting ready to go out, in the bathroom. We just sat and talked. I find out a few days later that the friend told my ex that we'd kissed (not true) and she blew up on me. p.s.- she wanted to break us up so i'd go out with her, what kind of fucked logic is that? So anyway, that night I dreamt of going to her house to pick her up (her place is on the way to my ex's, so I'd usually go get her first) and she answered the door in the shortest skirt (later discovered nothing underneath it) and tightest top (no bra) you've ever seen in your life. 17 years old, body of a goddess. We had crazy insane sex. It was pure lust. |
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