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Old 06-21-2004, 03:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Just met a girl...

She was very drunk. I still am. Got her number. Sent her a text about my friend fancying hers (who is married). She replied "Hey sweetie..." Don't want to miss out by leaving it or jeopardise my chance by being too keen. Bad at picking up generally. Any tips? Not up for relationship at the mo' but don't think she is either. Shallow? Wrong?

Don't think this thread goes against any rules, but am rat-arsed, so sorry if it does.
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Old 06-21-2004, 04:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2004, 04:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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take a deep breath...... and..... relax. there, that feels better, doesnt it!

get some sleep. wake up, eat a good breakfast to fight the hangover, live your life.

in a couple of days, give her a call to see how shit is going, and would she like to - (insert whatever she think she may like to do here) - sometime.

its that easy dude.

good luck
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Old 06-21-2004, 06:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Just met a girl...

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Originally posted by John Henry
She was very drunk. I still am. Got her number. Sent her a text about my friend fancying hers (who is married). She replied "Hey sweetie..." Don't want to miss out by leaving it or jeopardise my chance by being too keen. Bad at picking up generally. Any tips? Not up for relationship at the mo' but don't think she is either. Shallow? Wrong?

Don't think this thread goes against any rules, but am rat-arsed, so sorry if it does.
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Old 06-21-2004, 06:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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in a couple of days, give her a call to see how shit is going, and would she like to - (insert whatever she think she may like to do here) - sometime.

its that easy dude.

good luck
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Old 06-21-2004, 07:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2004, 07:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Don't listen to the these naysayers. Send her pictures of your manhood immediately, and caption them with lewd things you'd like to do to her, all in chat speek. Make sure some of it includes donkeys and an alan wrench.

If you don't think that'll work, then I'd go with what nowthen said.
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