Why are you talking to my penis?
 

Girls always complain about guys staring at or talking to their breasts. However, girls being generally more observant than guys think we haven't noticed that they are just as bad.

Of late, I've been making a habit of giving random women the eye. The better looking ones, who obviously aren't in the slightest bit interested, tend to pretend not to have noticed. There are always some, though, who return my glance then sneak a peek crotchward.

I've noticed it in conversation, too. Guys, have you ever been chatting up a drunk girl (I say drunk because it seems to happen more often then) and half the time she's holding your gaze and the other half of the time she's looking down "shyly". She's not looking at her shoes.

Don't believe me? That's because you don't have eyes down there to see them looking. Watch girls talking to other guys and you'll see it eventually.

I'm not saying all girls do it or that it happens all the time and I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just wondering what it's all about (and I don't want to ask my female friends for fear they'd take it personally).

Are you sizing us up? Looking for signs of life? Or is it just kind of an instinctive thing? I'll be glad to hear your thought, anecdotes and opinions.

for me it's an instinctive thing. It just seems evident to check out that area as well as the rest of the body when ever I meet a new guy

Errr.. guilty :o

It's just an instinctive thing for me anyway. You can't really tell what's going on in a "sizing it up" situation with clothes on anyway. Tends to be misleading. I was just trying to think of a time when I all out stared, and I couldn't really. (edit: yeah I can. Just recently in fact. I don't think he noticed, and if he did I don't think he would have minded much!)

I think it's just human nature. We're still animals after all.

You hear that guys?! A girl said it's nature!!

FREE PASS TO STARE AT BOOBS!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!

:lol:

Just remember, they don't talk back. And you can look, but you can't touch. Well *you* can :D

there was one situation i was in at a bar and i was talking to a girl i'd just met... i suspected she was looking down yonder, so i did a quick pelvic thrust (similar to what mel gibson does to helen hunt in 'what women want') and the girl nearly jumped backwards about 3 feet. busted! :)

The worst part is that they act like its not a big deal if we catch them doing it. But if they catch us watching their boobies, its hell.

the girls probably should find it flattering, rather than insulting. its not a bad thing

Bah, I already had one... as long as I didn't get caught.

That's the thing. You boys will stare and stare and stare. You make it too obvious! If you sneak peaks like we do, everyone will be just fine :D

But breasts are so beautiful.......it's like men are deer, stuck staring at the headlights. If deer only took a peek then went on their merry way, I am sure there would be a lot more Bambi's running around.

Hmmmm? I haven't noticed.

i just want an opportunity to say "hey, eyes up here!!" hehehe.

man, if i had boobs i could entertain myself for days.....


but yea lol, ive caught plenty of women taking a peak down below and i also frequently give a little thrust if im pretty sure thats what they are doing.

always gets some great reactions...hahaha

I have a tendency to see if the man talking to me has an erection. I think its hilarious.. if he does.

I noticed on my best friend's boyfriend once that he looked like he had a boner. So, I couldn't help but stare at it. Later, I asked him about it, and it apparently was because he 'wasn't wearing underwear under loose pants' .. but .. i don't believe him : )

W00t! don't you boys have ego's. :)Wer'e not sneaking a peek,Were looking to see if you are wearing scrappy footware.You learn alot about a guy from his shoes.. The crotch shot is just on the way down....

riiiight..it's the shoes...gotcha ;) ;)

Female quote:

"We look down just to make sure we have our aim right in case they get too frisky"

hmm, might be a possibility too, wouldn't thrust your hips too hard boys :D

I've noticed a few times. My natural instinct is to assume I haven't buttoned my fly properly. Some of the time my natural instinct is correct.

righto
none of you women better ever tell me off for looking at her boobs again

There's only been a couple of times I've stared at a guys crotch and it was because their pants were too tight. It looked like they either stuffed a tube sock in there or they were Dirk Diggler. But it was more of a WTF? stare than a horny one.

That gave me a good laugh. Good stuff...

My girlfreind always looks at y crotch she sasy that shes just checkin if it hasnt shrunk or to see if its growing .. Kinda strange .

Gizmo, she's saying that probably because she wants to know if you've gotten a boner from her. Doesn't sound strange to me.

Ladies, lets make a deal. If you want to stare at my crotch when we talk, and I want to stare at your chest, why don't we just stop playing games and stare? Why "pretend" to be civilized and be miserable?

Stare away ladies.

You look at what you like

Damn.. that's the problem. Even my tightest pants don't give me away.

Think about hairs.. short hairs stick up, but long hairs lay flat. :p

Yup I've encountered that. When I stare then it's mostly out of shock not out of being horny. Those sometimes that can make me horny. ;)

Otherwise I don't even recall even sneaking peaks.

I told my SO about this thread and he laughed. He said "its funny because its true!" He tries to be sly, but I've caught him looking. I call him on it, but that's only because I'm amused. Granted, I was reaching across his lap and digging through my purse when I remembered this thread... I wondered if I was being obvious, then I started laughing. Instead of looking like an idiot, I had to share, which led to the mutual looking...

Nice try Halx, but you'll get no sympathy from me. None whatsoever. Zero. Zilch.
You see, I'm a regular in the Exhibition forum. If only we could all have your "problem."