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pan6467 · 06-10-2004, 03:53 PM

I have genital warts. 36 years disease free meet the wife and she gives me warts.

Anyway, so this morning I am putting on some Aldara I had prescribed. Now dummy me I like take the little packet open it up and like put the Aldara all over my dick instead of just the warts.

So I came home and was a tad horny so went to bed to take care of pleasuring myself.

There I am between the sheets, just a rubbin away when I feel it burn a little. So, I was like maybe I'm being a little rough. So I ease up a bit. But it burns some more......

Long story short I came but looking at my hand I see blood, so I look at my dick.....

The Aldara (which is an acid and burns the warts off) has not only affected the warts but the healthy skin is burnt also, and the rubbing from my tighty whiteys and the pleasuring myself has caused some raw spots.

So just a warning for you guys out there....... If you get warts and have to use Aldara don't be a dumbass like me and put it all over your dick, just put it on your warts............. God it hurts.

ChasingAmy · 06-10-2004, 04:14 PM

Ouch man. Ouch.

Thanks for the words of wisdom.

And good luck to you man!

kel · 06-10-2004, 04:15 PM

Be strong man. be strong!

sbscout · 06-10-2004, 07:48 PM

ouch!

ibis · 06-10-2004, 08:11 PM

dear lord...

Make sure you do something to keep the raw spots from being infected.

In fact, you'd better see your doctor... you don't want anything upset down there.

gar1976 · 06-10-2004, 08:13 PM

Rubbing acid on a hard on DOES NOT SOUND PLEASANT. Sorry, man.

stankybcn1 · 06-10-2004, 08:59 PM

Ouch man, that sucks make sure to keep the area clean you definately don't want that getting infected.

bermuDa · 06-10-2004, 09:09 PM

this has been one of the most compelling arguments for celibacy I have ever encountered :O

absorbentishe · 06-11-2004, 05:58 AM

At least it's not going to fall off? I'm sure it feels like it though.

Mango · 06-11-2004, 08:23 AM

Bwaaa haaa haaaaa. Sorry man, I had to laugh.

PayUp · 06-11-2004, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bermuDa
this has been one of the most compelling arguments for celibacy I have ever encountered :O

Me too. Similar situation happened to my uncle a few years back, he still is bitter about it.

dabossy2k · 06-11-2004, 02:20 PM

Man sometimes I read things on this bored that make me chinge. My heart goes out to you man no one should have there member suffer like that. OUCH!!!

em1014 · 06-12-2004, 09:54 AM

Stories like this don't make me feel bad for worring about potential partner's sexual health!

gar1976 · 06-12-2004, 11:18 AM

Kind of funny, since this thread is right next to two titled "Why are humans drawn to monagamy?" and "Trying to find a girlfriend for my wife."

Until they find a cure for HPV, warts, and AIDS, no sleeping around for me!

Unga · 06-12-2004, 01:52 PM

haha it's funny
but man
that must've hurt like a bitch.

Eclipse26 · 06-12-2004, 10:40 PM

Owie...I feel for ya.

tecoyah · 06-13-2004, 03:07 AM

Duct tape...and toads, Bad combination.

Ouch.

Cervantes · 06-13-2004, 04:10 AM

It sound like it is taken directly out of a nightmare. I suffer with you..

06-10-2004, 03:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
pan6467 Lennonite Priest Location: Mansfield, Ohio USA	Ok so I learned something today I have genital warts. 36 years disease free meet the wife and she gives me warts. Anyway, so this morning I am putting on some Aldara I had prescribed. Now dummy me I like take the little packet open it up and like put the Aldara all over my dick instead of just the warts. So I came home and was a tad horny so went to bed to take care of pleasuring myself. There I am between the sheets, just a rubbin away when I feel it burn a little. So, I was like maybe I'm being a little rough. So I ease up a bit. But it burns some more...... Long story short I came but looking at my hand I see blood, so I look at my dick..... The Aldara (which is an acid and burns the warts off) has not only affected the warts but the healthy skin is burnt also, and the rubbing from my tighty whiteys and the pleasuring myself has caused some raw spots. So just a warning for you guys out there....... If you get warts and have to use Aldara don't be a dumbass like me and put it all over your dick, just put it on your warts............. God it hurts. __________________ I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

06-10-2004, 04:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
ChasingAmy Single :) FFA Location: Prince George, British Columbia	Ouch man. Ouch. Thanks for the words of wisdom. And good luck to you man! __________________ Don't you know about the bird?

06-10-2004, 04:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
kel WARNING: FLAMMABLE Location: Ask Acetylene	Be strong man. be strong! __________________ "It better be funny"

06-10-2004, 07:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	ouch! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

06-10-2004, 08:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
stankybcn1 Junkie	Ouch man, that sucks make sure to keep the area clean you definately don't want that getting infected. __________________ I'll Throw You!

06-10-2004, 08:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
ibis PIKE!	dear lord... Make sure you do something to keep the raw spots from being infected. In fact, you'd better see your doctor... you don't want anything upset down there.

06-10-2004, 08:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	Rubbing acid on a hard on DOES NOT SOUND PLEASANT. Sorry, man.

06-10-2004, 09:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	this has been one of the most compelling arguments for celibacy I have ever encountered :O __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

06-11-2004, 05:58 AM	#9 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	At least it's not going to fall off? I'm sure it feels like it though.

06-11-2004, 08:23 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mango Banned	Bwaaa haaa haaaaa. Sorry man, I had to laugh.

06-11-2004, 02:20 PM	#12 (permalink)
dabossy2k Insane Location: Cali	Man sometimes I read things on this bored that make me chinge. My heart goes out to you man no one should have there member suffer like that. OUCH!!! __________________ Recovering nice guy

06-12-2004, 09:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
em1014 Crazy	Stories like this don't make me feel bad for worring about potential partner's sexual health!

06-12-2004, 11:18 AM	#14 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	Kind of funny, since this thread is right next to two titled "Why are humans drawn to monagamy?" and "Trying to find a girlfriend for my wife." Until they find a cure for HPV, warts, and AIDS, no sleeping around for me!

06-12-2004, 01:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
Unga Crazy	haha it's funny but man that must've hurt like a bitch.

06-12-2004, 10:40 PM	#16 (permalink)
Eclipse26 Tilted Location: My own private world	Owie...I feel for ya. __________________ What the damn

06-13-2004, 03:07 AM	#17 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Duct tape...and toads, Bad combination. Ouch. __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

06-13-2004, 04:10 AM	#18 (permalink)
Cervantes Psycho Location: Above you	It sound like it is taken directly out of a nightmare. I suffer with you.. __________________ - "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.." - "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong." - "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."