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Old 05-29-2004, 03:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Guy + Patch (Ortho Evra) = ?

I was curious if anyone knew what would happen if a guy wore the ortho evra contraceptive patch. Anyone?
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Old 05-29-2004, 05:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It would release the same hormones, but the effect that it would have would differ from male to male. I would, eh, advise against it.
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Old 05-29-2004, 06:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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If you're asking if it would act as a contraceptive, the answer is no. Absolutely not.

Chances are it wouldn't do much, except make you more of a woman (literally... it releases female horemones ). You might get bitch tits! Heh.
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Old 05-29-2004, 09:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Guy + Patch (Ortho Evra) = ?

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I was curious if anyone knew what would happen if a guy wore the ortho evra contraceptive patch. Anyone?
Dude, take it off. Now!



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Old 05-29-2004, 11:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2004, 01:25 AM   #6 (permalink)
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heh. Not able to see how that could possibly work on a man in anyway!!
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Old 05-30-2004, 01:33 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm willing to bet that it would keep him from ovulating.
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Old 05-30-2004, 07:49 AM   #8 (permalink)
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No worries, lol, I haven't put one on. I was just curious as to what would happen as a result of the hormones released such as emotions, boobs (as mentioned ;p), and the like.
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Old 05-30-2004, 10:13 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Dude, you have too much time on your hands if you've gotten down to thinking about that stuff.
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Old 05-30-2004, 10:54 AM   #10 (permalink)
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An influx of estrogen in the male physiology..... hmm....

He'd probably start growing titties and having hot flashes.
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Old 05-31-2004, 06:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Go for it and report back, in the interests of science of course. Could be funny
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Old 05-31-2004, 11:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Go for it and report back, in the interests of science of course. Could be funny
LOL DO IT!!!
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Old 05-31-2004, 11:34 PM   #13 (permalink)
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That is an interesting concept...

http://www.susans.org/reference/hormones/estherap.html
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Old 06-01-2004, 11:41 AM   #14 (permalink)
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dude...I wouldn't mind having a set of titties of my very own. Shit if I could grow my own vag too......all my woman problems would just fade away!!!

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Old 06-01-2004, 11:45 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2004, 07:47 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I would try it but my gf is having a bit of an adverse reaction to the patch, I think one of us is enough for the time being ;p
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