imkeen

This is a spin off, of another post which got me thinking. What phrases do you use to describe someone hot who just walked by?

I like the subtle but highly effective phrases which make the worlds rattle around in your brain a while and makes you think even more about the person described:

-- She takes care of herself...
-- Imagine being the seams on those jeans...

Good one I just read on TFP elsewhere:

-- I'd verb her noun (by losthellhound in the previously mentioned post)

What do you boys and girls use? I personally enjoy the subtle ones more than the "I'd fuck her" or "I'd hit it" phrases.

Lunchbox7

1) Id throw her a bone

2) If she plays her cards right she could have me tonight

3) Theres just one thing missing... my cum on her face

4) She makes me feel kinda funny

5) I wonder if she would let me call her "mum" in bed?

Weezil

"Great scenery around this place..."

Smackre

If there's grass on the field. Play Ball.

If she's bleedin, I'm breedin.

Get em before the hair does.




Thats when I hang out at the local playground though.

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Averett

I like that one.. It's delightfully geeky

Man that sounds EXACTLY like something a friend of mine would say. To me. While drunk.

I don't really have any clever sayings. I'll have to think up some

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Holo

I wonder how much that costs. :P

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Unleashed

"Woah, that birds pretty damn fine!"

We never get odd looks...

losthellhound

Im famous!

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PDOUBLEOP

Hellllloo Nurse!

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maleficent

Just don't do what I did in the elevator this morning...

Turned around and there was this absolute Roman God standing there, what do I say to my colleauge? I'm so subtle. Whoa, he's fine. (but, alas, I didn't use my quiet voice and the God heard me...)

36 floors of me trying not to laugh. and trying to control the blushing.

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water_boy1999

THAT WAS YOU??????You obviously didn't hear my response, "I get off on the 36th floor."

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hossified

me and my buddies prefer the more graphic ones:

...hot vag coming through
....ohhhhh....I just goo-ed my pants
...(hands up in the air)...I'm done!!!
...Ohhh my gawd....you are friggin hot
...tig ole bitties!

knots

i'd give her a shot at the title.

SpikeQX99

I'd make her the happiest girl in the trailer park!!

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I'm so in love with a girl... she is my everything

Jesus Pimp

Damn I would tap that ass!

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Boo

Look at the can on that critter.

She looks just like my second wife!

And referring to the new tatoo above the but crack:

I would like to put my beer on that coaster and spackle that crack with my man goo.

Oink....

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Lunchbox7

6) Theres plenty of humidity in the air. Can you feel it?

R3d

simple yet always good

DDDAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!

tomdom

i just use the time like

"oi look 6 oclock"

and we both new exactly where to look
its secret and cool.

shannon

my friend used to just always say that he had to go to the bathroom, in this meager embarassed voice, which always got a good laugh.
i just say that they're hot usually, pretty dull. if i think of anything else, i'll let you know.
we always about a hot girl with an ugly face "i'd brown bag her", meaning that we'd put a brown bag over her face and then fuck her... we're classy and tasteful people, right?

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mattgical

i wonder is she likes to swallow my kids.. eheh

Redgirl

My sister-in-law always says "there goes my future ex-husband!"

I say "look at those tight buns in 501's" I know, it's soooo old.

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Sugar&Spice

hmm...well i have some dirty friends. Ones that they have used:
I'd let him cum in my mouth
I'd suck his nuts

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BonneFan

Sugar&Spice..I gotta meet yer friends O.O

When we walk into a place with some stellar ladies, its..

"Damn, there are some fine specimens in this place..."

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jRuntlets

My best friend and I define a hot guy in which the degree of desire we have to lick him. If he's really hot we stick our tongues out and move our head in a licking motion. :P

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AfterBurn

i just usually say 'damn shes pretty hot'

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Prince

"I'd fuck her."

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Lunchbox7

"You dont look at the mantle when your stoking the fire"

I always called those chicks "Butter chicks" because you always say "Good body 'butter' face". Then when your in a large crowd all you have to say is "I cant believe its not butter". It takes off an old fabio ad but draws attention to a girls butter like qualities without all the girls around you catching on to how much of a pig you are. Its fun.

Esco

"She makes my tummy tingle"

"She looks healthy."

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shroom

Severe geekism: "o-m-f-g teh sexxor"
Yes, thats right, my friends and I say leetspeak outside of the internet. It6s funny because nobody gets it, but its so simple.

h-3-11-0 m-4-7-7 (hello matt)
h-3-11-0 r-0-8 (hello rob)

"what did you guys just say?"

teehee.

imkeen

...GEEK!!!!

In a good way, of course....

thebiz

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Thebiz. Hes so hot right now. Thebiz.

madsenj37

Look at that talent/tail/trim.

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analog

This one sounds like something i'd do. Although sometimes it's "...aaaaaaand I'm spent!" (ala austin powers- we toss around a lot of quotes from those movies.

PDOUBLEOP

Damn, there's nothing tighter than that above 3rd grade!

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Wax_off

Look at the tits on that mama.

jvwgtr

When I worked at Disney World, where we had to communicate over radio, we had special codes for fine ladies.
914 = Hot girl
88 = large breasts.

Example:
"We have a 9-1-4 situation over here, code 88!"
or
"[Insert ride name here] is now loaded at ...88%"

Yakk

I've done that one. Or, "good view from here".

I may have to steal that one.

Other than "scenery" euphemism, the most common one I use is just the word "nice".

Oh, and if you really want to be crude yet subtle, in Canada you can make a comment about what you'd do to her nickle.

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twotimesadingo

I'd be her gynecologist.

I'd hit a gym for her. (we're all out of shape)

"I gotta go see about a girl." when there's a real, true stunner. extra points for anyone who recognizes the quote.

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Averett

Good Will Hunting

Now wheres my extra points?

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