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Old 05-26-2004, 06:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Who would you like to see...

do porn, that isn't in it? I'm talking celebrities here, not just your best friend, or something like that. List five people, not in any particular order, just list five:

Heather Graham
Angelina Jolie
Nicole Kidman
Jennifer Anniston
Olson Twins (in a couple weeks, that is)

Of course, there's more...but just had to start there...they're the first ones that came to mind.
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Old 05-26-2004, 06:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't know, that's a weird topic to ponder. I think those people are gorgeous, but something about seeing an extreme closeup of some guy going balls deep into Nicole Kidman is sorta (strangely) a turn off.
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Old 05-26-2004, 06:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ahhh to be 18.

Melissa Joan Hart
Jessica Alba
Hillary duff (damn laws)

And Bruce Lee just for fun.
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Old 05-26-2004, 07:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Jerry Falwell
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Old 05-26-2004, 07:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2004, 07:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2004, 07:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i think someone should start a new genre... comedic pornography... starring robin williams, adam sandler, dave chappelle and mitch hedburg. and just to make things really interesting (and messy)... gallagher.

it wouldn't really matter who the girls are... just as long as they're good looking. that way, you can still watch it for the porno... or you can watch it for the comedy.
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Old 05-26-2004, 08:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Helena Bonham Carter. That's all I need to be happy for the rest of my life
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Old 05-26-2004, 09:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Alyson Hannigan. Not hardcore, just nude sexy alone or with another girl
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Old 05-26-2004, 10:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Jessica Simpson. Just shove something in her mouth so I don't have to listen to her talk.
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:15 AM   #11 (permalink)
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angelina jolie

tara reid (not sure why, but it's a long subtle fascination)

vin diesel (beefy)

and i'd settle for just lookin at Charlize Theron nude...
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Old 05-27-2004, 02:07 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera (before she gained 50lbs)
Jessica Alba
Avril Lavigne
Jennifer Love Hewitt

and Darrah from Survivor
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Old 05-27-2004, 02:14 AM   #13 (permalink)
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All new meaning to the term "money shot," eh?
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Old 05-27-2004, 02:39 AM   #14 (permalink)
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how about michael clark duncan violating callista flockhart... just to hear her break in half....
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Old 05-27-2004, 04:38 AM   #15 (permalink)
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how about michael clark duncan violating callista flockhart... just to hear her break in half....


That my friend would be well worth the 49.99 price of the video
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:03 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I am shocked nobody has said Courney Love yet.
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:52 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I am shocked nobody has said Courney Love yet.
i owe you a punch in the arm for making me visualize her naked. yuck.
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Old 05-27-2004, 08:19 AM   #18 (permalink)
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i owe you a punch in the arm for making me visualize her naked. yuck.
I see your punch in the arm. Courtney == terrible.
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Old 05-27-2004, 08:28 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I see your two punches and raise a kick in the ass.
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Old 05-27-2004, 08:38 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Heather Graham
Angelina Jolie
Nicole Kidman
Jennifer Anniston
Olson Twins (in a couple weeks, that is)
Oh very yummy, esp Nicole Kidman.

rather than repeating any of those,

Jennifer Garner - Sydney, the only way you'll diffuse this bomb is if I cum all over your face!
Dru Berrymore
Sarah Michelle Gellar with Eliza Dushku and an 18" double dildo
Brooke Burke
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:26 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Conelly
Sandra Bullock
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:26 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Pope John Paul
Martha Stewart
Katie Couric
SpongeBob SquarePants
Ernest Borgnine
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:53 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Now that would be classic!
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Old 05-27-2004, 10:11 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Halle Berry
Nicole Eggert
Alyssa Milano
Jennifer Aniston
Drea de Matteo (Adriana from the Sopranos)
Tatyana Ali (Ashley from the Fresh Prince)
Josie Davis
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Old 05-27-2004, 10:25 AM   #25 (permalink)
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u got me rolling on bill gates

Charlize theron
Kimberly Amber thieson
Alysa Milano
The Chicks from 90210
The Chicks from Las Vegas on NBC
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Old 05-27-2004, 11:00 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Jennifer Love Hewit and me.

But in private. I'd release the sex tape for you all to see.
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:02 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 05-27-2004, 02:52 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I see the Martha Stewart...man, I'd be SO in on that one. I think that'd be hot to blow a load all over her.
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Old 05-27-2004, 03:27 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Sarah Michelle Gellar with Eliza Dushku and an 18" double dildo
Buffy fan, eh? How about throwing in Charisma Carpenter too?
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Old 05-27-2004, 05:18 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Well we might as well make it an all girl orgy and get all the Buffy and Angel girls in there (Allyson, Harmony, Anya, Fred, Lilah, the girl who played Angel's liason to the powers that be this season).

9 girl orgies rule.
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Old 06-08-2004, 01:25 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Kimberly Amber thieson

That's Tiffani-Amber Thiessen

On deep introspection, I have decided I would like to see the following celebrities in a porn scene together:

Claire Forlani



Jaime Pressly



Jessica Alba


Jennifer Garner


Tara Reid


Ayumi Hamazaki (japanese pop singer)



Brad Pitt



Tom Cruise


Lenny Kravitz



all in a big orgy scene.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:00 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2004, 04:53 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2004, 06:57 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I'd second (or third) that thought for Tara Reid. Man, with those eyes, I'd love to see her sucking someone (preferrably myself, but what's the odds of that) off.
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Old 06-08-2004, 07:38 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2004, 08:27 AM   #36 (permalink)
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they have

jennifer connolly (in requiem for a dream) and halle berry (in monster's ball) have both done porn technically...
jennifer did it with an double dildo and another girl in the movie, and halle berry gets assfucked by billy bob thornton (then again, i see your point, besides angelina jolie, who wouldnt be grossed out by billy bob...)
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Old 06-08-2004, 08:46 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 06-09-2004, 08:30 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Wynona Ryder
Alyssa Milano
Jennifer Love Hewittt
Amy Acker
Shannon Doherty
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Old 06-09-2004, 08:34 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Garner
Denise Richards
Jennifer Garner
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Old 06-09-2004, 08:52 AM   #40 (permalink)
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This one time, at band camp.....
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