Xsas

Is there any way for men to freshen up my genital area and penis so that it would taste better for a girl to suck on it?

fallenangel

keep yourself nicely trimmed (to prevent chokeage and unpleasant stray pubes), wash thoroughly (even in the little nooks and crannies of that general area), stay away from lactose but stock up on citric acids (ie orange juice) to improve taste slightly.

Goodluck

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bermuDa

hang an air freshener from the base of your dick

Just keep it clean, and drink some pineapple juice. Don't smoke anything either.

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WarWagon

How about flavored lip gloss or chapstick?

qtpye4u84

There are pills at the porn shop called sweat secretions they make the cum taste good on my B/f.
If you don't eat any meat at all it will taste good too,
Motion lotion thats flavored makes the penis taste good when I suck on it.
I Like giving head in the shower or right after he has taken a shower.
HUmm whip cream, strawberrys, any thing she wants.
If the cum is on the back part of her tounge and she swallows fast she wont taste it that much.

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CanadianCommie

lots of fruit makes "cum" taste better apparently...

and use soap and trimming scissors, unless you wantto lose your manpole in the pube jungle

cherriesue

I hear that citrus fruits help (especially pineapple) and broccoli

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qtpye4u84

The only way to make it taste better is if you stop eating meat and only eat veggies,but you can try the other ways too.

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dirtyrascal7

you don't really have to get very creative to make girls happy, just "acceptable". girls that like going down on guys don't do it because it tastes good, and girls that aren't fans of going down on guys don't like it because it tastes bad (although this might be why a girl doesn't like going down on one person in particular).

with that said, here are just a few simple tips that could help:

• don't eat asparagus... it makes the swimmies taste funny and your pee smell weird.
  
  clean thouroughly with soap, but be sure to wash away all the soap. no girl wants to think they're going down on a dove bar.
  
  spray cologne or body spray near, but not on, your manhood... i can't imagine that stuff tastes good, but it'll help cover any musty smells that might linger down there.

sexymama

^Hate to disagree, but I disagree. I much more enjoy "going down" on a man who is well trimmed, smells good (but not of cologne -- yuck! I like the true musty, sexy smell of a man), and is clean.

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dirtyrascal7

well, good for you. i just figured that it couldn't hurt any as long as it's not overdone.
your respect for the opposite sex is overwhelming.

and i didn't just make the asparagus thing up... here are a couple supporting sources for ya:

http://www.xmag.com/archives/11-07-jan04/yum.html
http://www.swingersaffair.com/swing_news/aug_03.htm

Sugar&Spice

You can always go to an erotic store and by some flavored powder such as chocolate raspberry and it comes with a little feather and the girl can dab the feather in the powder and then caress it over your genital area..makes it taste soo good..she'll want to do it for a long time!!

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Doos

The key to oral is that she should want to do it and that you should provide a nice clean penis for her pleasure.

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jayman2004

flavored condoms....

yournamehere

Depends on the Dove Bar
<img src="http://www.pinasgift.com/mothersday2/chocolates/psense_dove_bar.jpg">

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la petite moi

Ick, I've heard they still taste like laytex.

ickma

Ask her to eat an Altoid. Theyre so strong she probably wont be able to taste the cum at all and that nice minty sensation that is usually in your mouth will be all nice and tingly all over your rod. Good stuff.

Dilbert1234567

ahahahah that’s refreshing... and hilarious.


Basically, keep yourself clean, and trimmed. As for the rest of it, I’ve heard good things about pineapple juice. Trader Joes sells it by the gallon, and its good (better then orange juice in my opinion) you can freeze it if you need a change in texture, and if you have an ice cream maker just dump the juice straight in and eat it when its done, as a slushy or as sorbet if you wait long enough.

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sj_sukebe

Does asparagus have the same effect on the taste of man-juice as it does the smell of pee? Anybody??

Mephex

For guys, grab a bottle of mint shampoo, or mint rinse, then in the shower, make sure you get all tingly with that stuff right before you get out. It may not affect cum, but it sure makes things more "refreshing" for both involved.

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lisa

They do!! bwwwuueeeekes
we got one once for free -in a magazine- and tried it out, man, i felt like throwing up after just one lick... really disgusting, i don't !
know who fabricates them, but i prefer the real taste -no matter how well refreshed!

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Don't fuck dirty hookers then expect your girl to suck your dick.

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livingfossil

I remember reading something a while ago about some people conducting an "experiment" to plot how foods affect a man's flavor. Maybe it was on memepool. But yea asparagus is bad. I imagine broccoli is bad as well. Oranges, lemons, limes, good? What smells fresh likely the best.

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Esen

Do a little but banging first,
It'll kill the taste of the cum for her

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Psycho Dad

My wife says that when I eat chicken livers, my cum tastes better. Go figure. Other than that, she has said my dick tasted like a salted tortilla.

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twotimesadingo

I've always heard pineapples, too. So, I'd say that it's either correct, or has been a fabrication around long enough to fool a decent amount of people.

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Esco

I think that sums it up.

hunnychile

Hey, What's wrong with Dove Bars?????

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toxic515

eat banannas... takes about 2-3 days to really sweeten things up.

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mattgical

here's a trick i use. its not to make the cum better, but it'll make ur penis taste sweet and minty.

wet some cotton balls with mint mouthwash, then rub it on your penis and balls, it'll dry up quick since its alcohol based. and when she sucks on it, TA DA, a minty taste.!!!

you can all thank me now.